MY ARMY IS COMING FOR YOU!!!
THEY WILL BURP WITHOUT SAYING "EXCUSE ME,"
THEY WONT HOLD THE DOOR FOR YOU EVEN IF YOUR ARMS ARE FULL
THEY'RE COMING, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED...
-knocks on door- I got your pizza right here; extra cheese, mushroom, and olives.
(surviver #1) ooh really!? about time! I was gettin hungry.
(surviver #2) just be careful when you leave pizza guy, there is a crazy guy with a sword out there
who better to stop them than... THE CADIAN ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!
Me and my dads new rifle!
(Lee Enfield, .303 cal. made in 1934)
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