I'm so Gangsta....okay so i'm not, get over it....

~>I hate clowns
~~>Monkeys are awsome.
~~~>My friends are the best, mess with them and you die.
~~~~>The most annoying person on the planet is Josh Bogue.
~~~~~>There is a mistake on pg 557 of Breaking dawn.
~~~~~~>My best friend is The Joker,he's sadistic and i love him.
~~~~~~~>I'm a dancer.
~~~~~~~~>My little brother comes first in my life, no matter what.
~~~~~~~>I'm going through my 'I would totally f**k Emmet Cullen' phase
~~~~~~>I think Edward Cullen is stupid, but he's still HOT!!!
~~~~~>Rockstars are the best energy drink in the world
~~~~>I have two puppies, who are amazingly annoying.
~~~>Ghostface Evilynne is a backstabbing b***h, don't trust her.
~~>I hate my older brothers' gf,she made him suicidal.
~>I don't hate people, i just like insulting them.

Yep, that's pretty much all you need to know.

I will luv you all forever if you would check out my stories on fiction press: http://www.fictionpress.com/~babylily

“I want to be butt-raped by a prisoner named Snugglybunny and then let a baby come out my c**k.”
~Derek Jacobson. (I hang out wid really strange ppl...)

C.L.O.W.N.S

Clever Little Oddities With Never-ending Smiles

Perplex me once... shame on you. Baffle me twice...Dude, you suck.

"Writing a novel is like driving a car at night. You can see only as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way."
E.L. Doctorow



For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is where you have an imaginary boyfriend named 'Emmett'. Crazy is where you name the animaly in your school eco-system project Twilight characters and try to kill the snail named 'Jacob' with salt water and say that they girl died and we get their husbands for ourselves and have them join you in class all day long and help your imaginary boyfriend do his homework. Crazy is when you get your parents vodka, sneak it into the zoo, and get all the monkeys drunk because you were had nothing else to do ever since you got kicked out of the mall for having a lotion fight in the shoe store. Crazy is when you start an epic game of, not truth or dare, but dare or we'll take you into the bathroom of the opposite sex and give you a mega swirly, right in the middle of the local mall, and by the end you had 157 people participating, whilst it goes on for a good two and a half days before you finally get kicked out, and the guard who let you make out with him gets arrested. Crazy is when you date a random guy that you met on the internet, and he just so happens to live six states away. Crazy is when you get so drunk you start checking out you own brother(gag).Crazy is when you steal your sisters car and then crash it into a car, a PARKED car. Crazy is when you sneak a bottle of Bacardi into a movie theatre with you, and then the security guard catches you and you volunteer your friend to strip for him if he promises not to call your parents. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.