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Confessions of a Buffet Waitress

All the little things that go on behind the scenes at buffets that you don't know... and maybe don't want to know about.


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JesterJake

Report | 06/18/2007 7:19 pm

JesterJake

sex is for, married people.

*takes bite of bread*
JesterJake

Report | 01/07/2007 10:58 am

JesterJake

parents:happy birthday twins.
boy:a computer! and a car! thanks mom and dad.
parents:kelly, go ahead and open your present.
kelly:what the hell!?
mom:what'd you expect, condams?
boy:nice present kelly!
kelly:shut up d**k!
boy:skank!
kelly:im gonna b***h slap you shitbag!
parents:stop fighting, you 2 are twins . for goodness sake don't they share the same thoughts?
kelly:shoes
boy:playstation
father:physical responsibility
mom:tom's skarit
father:kelly, where are you going?
kelly surprised ut
dad:kelly, what are you gonna do with your life?
kelly:im gonna get what i want!
dad:christ
Loverofself

Report | 09/13/2006 12:17 am

Loverofself

Remember I?

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