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Personally, I dont know why I am still here, but I have been annoyed with several... make that tons of the members. I guess it is more of a harrassment due to the things that I have had for my avi. Now, I have nothing, since I gave them away to several close friends who are still here, so tough luck on those who effin annoyed the chit out of me. And... here are some several notes, of course following with rules.*notes*
I am an effin busy guy so I cant do many things, such as commissions and so on. I can be an a** based on how YOU say things. Also, LOOK AT THE SIGNUP DATE!!!! People effin assume I bought all this s**t.
*rules*
1. Dont effin harrass me on what I have for character items.
2. Dont even think about using my art for claiming it is yours, or use it without my permission. I will find you, and I have several good lawyers so it is a warning... well more of a threat.
3. For inks, unless it is posted on the Line Art Jam, PM me to color them.
4. Dont post stupid Chain Letter for comments. It is effin annoying, and I dont give a fawk if I get cursed a million years.
REMEMBER TO BE EFFIN COURTEOUS.
And for those people who wants to know what I look like...
I have a big nose. :/ I am also available to be a boyfriend for local girls. If you dont live in Los Angeles, and lack picture, dont even bother me. I like drawing, body painting and so forth. Remember that I am pretty damn picky though, so if you are selected, you are lucky. Who knows. You have to be drug free, and I hate cancer sticks and drinking is okay. Nothing wrong with alkie. But you'd understand what I mean. You have to be over 18, preferrably 21+ and not too materialistic. I hate gold diggers. Dont be too effin attached too. Gives me the creeps, so if you are cool and mellow, dont hesitate to PM me. Remember the previous requirements tho. Females only. I am a great artist buddy as well... Anywho, I've updated my blabber now.
Zekie's Art Rating system: Basically, this is my voice on works I see here. Note that it will be harsh, yet simple one word or phrase. Nothing profane tho. I wouldnt cuss at your or anything being unable to draw any better, just something to pretty much make you either better or give up. I know I am risking a lot of hate mails, but hey, it is reality. Anywho, on to my rating phrase and words!
If I say.... on your art... it means:
Eyesore : Give it up. It is horrible and shouldnt of been created. And dont go on saying it is your style because there is absolutely no effort in the drawing.
Lame : There is no value. Nothing fun, just plain and boring. If you cant do any better, just give it up
Ugly : Not only is it worse than an eyesore, I should file a suit for such a horrific piece of crap I have seen in my life. I hope you break your arms or something.
Awful : I dont really see any effort. It looks like some crap you'd see a 10 year old would do to waste paper. Save the trees.
Garbage : Just trash. Pretty much same as Lame, but worse. What a waste of paper and online space.
... : what a waste of online space.
Nice : Pretty good. Nice flow of lines, good form, but not the best.
Awesome : A great piece. Something I'd almost buy.
Crap : I think it is worse than Garbage. It is just another waste of online space, not only due to lack of effort, but everything else an artist should have.
WTF? : My nice way of saying Garbage.
HOT : This means you have some great sense of anatomy
Recycled : Nice tracing jackass. Learn to be original.
Stolen : So you had to take someone's work and claim it yours. Very nice. Smart too, but not as smart as some chickens at Foster Farms. Good luck with your life trying to be someone you are not.
Also, if you want to see my drawing, look at my journal. I have some placed up there, and I will try to update it as often as I am able to. and REMEMBER I WORK!!! So, if I dont update it as often, dont complain to me. I dont want my mailbox to be filled with garbage.
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Zekie's Art Gallery
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I am a mean art critic. and yeah, people is bound to hate me, and that is my job. and yea, I dont sell anything of my goods. Dont even bother asking.




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