Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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Hey There, F l o o f e h!
I Can Guarantee That You Dont Remember Me D;
We Were In An RP Together, I Believe c:
Just Stopping To Say Hi c:
Thankies =D
yay! =D
Floofeh! crying
I'm sorry. D: I just go missing for a few days (or weeks) sometimes. D:
Like, O meh gawd! *feels loved* *HUGGGGGGGLLLLEEEESSSS*
biggrin Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay is loved <3
Nuh-uh. D:
^-^ *GLOMPOFIES* Why em' I on teh bottom of your top friends lish! v.v
Oh psh. . . your makin' meh blush! XP