That Girl what Makes Post. D:
I'm Dani.
I'm a freelance illustrator and cartoonist, narrowly surviving in the wilds of New York City with my wits and sanity intact. When I grow up, I want to tell stories about people that don't exist, histories that never were, and places that might have been. In comic form. Yeah, I'm a real big dork.
I live in Queens, with my ma, two awesome cats, transitory goldfish, sexy bettas, and a "lovely view" of the J train. I'm a snarky lefty brit-pop enthusiast; just your average nerdy chubby chick in chunky purple glasses. I'm single; but I probably won't date you. I'm often blunt and overly to the point. I apologize in advance -- it's the angry New Yorker in me. And while I'm not entirely certain why this is the sort of pertinent information I should be sharing with you here -- it fits, cha?
I draw cute, weird, and vaguely pornographic things, sew stuffed monsters and toys, obsess over comics and the color pink, collect kitschy junk, and read more bad sci-fi and fantasy novels than a sane person should. Hello kitty is my homegirl, and I probably would have been sorted into Ravenclaw. I have never worked at Empire Records or the Moulin Rouge but I have worked at a gas station.
I'm not a water-bender, but I appreciate bubblebaths immensely. I'm not a cartoon-character either, but I have worked as an animator. My zanpakuto is probably heartshaped; I'd be the most useless shinigami ever. I've never been to Azeroth but I am for the Alliance. (I <3 trolls though.)
I flit in and out of fandoms like a perpetual tourist but I keep the dream alive. I'm an on-again-off-again costume maker specializing in haute coutre (jedi style) and half-finished renne faire petticoats. I have the most wonderfultastic friends ever. And I hate giant robots (though an exception has been made for the Megas.)
Oh, and I'm a Moderator in the Gaia Community Discussion forum.
Also kittens.
That's what she said. D:
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omg ur name is gren plz halp me. i fall in lava omg.
Wow, Klim, I knew you got promoted to Mod Assistant, but now you're a full-blown mod? Awesome, congrats on the promotion to full-fledged mod! Rock on, I know you'll continue to be epic at it.
Congrats on the mod status.
I see you in GCD sometimes, but I didn't know you got promoted!
im in ur profile.
spamming ur commentz
Wow, congrats on becoming a mod! I usually see you in the GCD when I lurk around.
You live in Queens, too? What a small world xD I'm glad to see a fellow New Yorker here C:
Congrats on getting to be a mod, I see you often when I lurk the gcd. xP
Wow, congrats on your mod-dom! :3
I'm good. n____n

Was bored & lurking the GCD and noticed you.
When did you become a mod though?
Sighhh, I hope that means we can still be together though.
omg klim your a greeny now~~~
such a prommie
Haha! I stole the sun from your heart.
Where's your heat source now, Klim? D:<