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The Clan

[ .A s h m o d a i. ] --} Pro
Dai is, by far, one of the best friends I've ever had. I love this chica. I met her way back in... seventh grade, I think it was. We clicked... At first it wasn't entirely great. I mean, we were good friends, then great friends, then great enemies, then we became ******** sisters. And damn it, I wouldn't trade that for the world. No matter what s**t we've gone through, we still can come back to each other, even in two different states as we are now.
There's so many things I wish I could say about her, but there's so little mental clarity for coming up with the words, really. She's amazing. That's all there is to it. And I love her.
Srsly. Don't ******** with my Daisuke. Daisicle. Sakura. She is beautiful and wonderful and everyone deserves a chance to be friends with her. So don't ******** it up, hoes. Love you, Sakura. <37
SparkNova --} Pro
This girl, SparkNova, is better known to me as Mandi. Amanda. She is one of my best friends, will always be considered a close one. Hell, I love her. We have ups, downs, corkscrews and loops. Like any roller-coaster. And I'll be damned if I wanna let any of that go to waste. I do not regret a single moment of being in this girl's presence. Not a single one. And someday, who knows? We may actually get to hang out beyond the walls of Gaia {God, I really want that...} and paint the town. Watch out, when it comes, because we'll be ********' bad-asses while we do it. Bad. Asses. Oh. And you people, thinking about hurting her for whatever reason? I will come into your room in the night with very sharp weapons. Don't hurt her! Don't even THINK about hurting her. She is... too beautiful and perfect to injure. <3
A Royal Revolver --}Pro
This girl and I don't talk as much as we could, but when I get going with my Revvie-kins, I don't think it's all that easy to stop. She's been there for me when I've had a Hell of a time making my brain work and I cherish the times I'm able to help her in return. She's loveable and wonderful and she's always a good ear to listen. So talk to her. ;D
Ms. Psyco --} Pro
I can't believe it's taken me so long to get around to this beautiful lady. Psy-Psy. I love this one. Like, to death, I swr. She's got the awesome-ness squared that I wish I could have, and she's a Hell of a good e-hugger. Someone I go to when my troubles are stark and the future is bleak. Awesome-ness... SQUARED. Also, pusito.
Der Lizardwoman --} Pro
He got a sex change! xD Well, no, only his avatar. I don't think he's goin' it fo' real. Leezard and I talk about RvB a lot. He's another one for the crew. Randomly quoting RvB with him is funner than Hell. And if you call Shotgun, he's probably gonna scream "********" and then send you a link to the "What, what, in the butt" vid. So beware. ;D

Me n Jay

MSN
Me = BrainFeast
Jay = And Anna Begins
Jay ALSO = Everywhere, Everytime
My status on MSN.
{L in disguise}
Jay's?
{Kira in disguise}

Everywhere, Everytime. says:
>w>
BrainFeast says:
<w><
Everywhere, Everytime. says:
Its just a jump to left
BrainFeast says:
And then a step to the right
Everywhere, Everytime. says:
Put your hands on uour hips
BrainFeast says:
And bring your knees in tight
Everywhere, Everytime. says:
And then a pelvic thru-u-ust
BrainFeast says:
Really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane
Everywhere, Everytime. says:
Lets do the time warp agaaaaain!
BrainFeast says:
=D

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And Anna Begins. says:
{Kira in disguise}
BrainFeast says:
xD
And Anna Begins. says:
xD
BrainFeast says:
You, sir, just about made my day.
And Anna Begins. says:
Come, we shall create sexin yaoi! -epic pose-
BrainFeast says:
~Sits on heels.~ sexin yaoi... Yes. That would be a great way for me to determine whether or not you truly are Kira. Kira would prefer to be the top. Kira would strive for dominance...
And Anna Begins. says:
xD
Wtf xD where did that come from xD
BrainFeast says:
I don't ********' know. xD
You're the one who said sexin yaoi.
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AIM.
Me = GearFoley
Jay = Ombradellanube

GearFoley (9:17:09 PM): Psh.
Ombradellanube (9:17:46 PM): Dtdont psh me
GearFoley (9:18:20 PM): Don't dtdont me.
Ombradellanube (9:18:32 PM): Dont dont dtdont me
GearFoley (9:18:56 PM): Don't turn my words around on me like this. It's your fault we're gonna be evicted from the circus crew.
Ombradellanube (9:20:21 PM): Well it's YOUR fault you put my green card in with the colors and now it's red D<
GearFoley (9:21:15 PM): I tell you, every week when I do laundry, check your pockets coz I won't do it for you. And what do you do? You leave your damn green card in your pockets.
Ombradellanube (9:22:33 PM): Well you know I'm to lazy to do it D< I'm too busy ignoring you and throwing food at ross when he comes on on friends
GearFoley (9:23:54 PM): Idiot. You do realize you're basically throwing money out of your pocket at him, right?
Ombradellanube (9:24:35 PM): Well you know he's lame D< besides the dog poops gold, literally, why would you care
GearFoley (9:25:10 PM): Because it's gold encased in s**t. I'm not picking that up and cleaning it off. I already have to deal with your UNDERWEAR in the wash each week.
Ombradellanube (9:25:52 PM): WELL YOUR THE REASON FOR THE SEMEN STAINS SINCE YOU REFUSE TO HAVE SEX
Ombradellanube (9:26:05 PM): (lol this is crackig me up)
GearFoley (9:27:42 PM): BECAUSE YOU REFUSED TO GET TESTED FOR AIDS AFTER YOU BLEW BOZO BEHIND THE BIG TOP THREE WEEKS AGO, YOU SELFISH b*****d!
GearFoley (9:27:47 PM): {I know, right? xD}
Ombradellanube (9:28:06 PM): WELL YOUR MOTHERS DEAD
Ombradellanube (9:28:17 PM): (o wo writers block XDDDDDD)
GearFoley (9:28:53 PM): ~Gasps and blubbers.~ YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T BRING THAT UP AGAIN!
Ombradellanube (9:30:04 PM): WELL TO BAD, WHY DONT YOU GO MAKE SOME SCIENCE TESTS TO SEE WHAT COLORS MIXED WITH RED MAKE GREEN
GearFoley (9:30:39 PM): HOW ABOUT I GO GET MY HUNTING KNIFE OUT OF ITS CASE AND MAKE A PLOT NEXT TO MOTHER FOR YOU?
Ombradellanube (9:31:05 PM): HOW BOUT I GET THE GUN OUTTA THE CATS a**?!
GearFoley (9:31:16 PM): {Just thought of an Eminem lyric, "A bloodstain is orange after you wash it four or five times in the tub, but that's normal. Ain't it Norman?"}
Ombradellanube (9:31:22 PM): (xD my bfs like... Wtf)
GearFoley (9:31:22 PM): FIND THE CAT FIRST!
GearFoley (9:31:31 PM): {Lawl, HI!}
Ombradellanube (9:31:52 PM): THE CATS RIGHT HERE
GearFoley (9:32:03 PM): WRONG CAT, IDIOT! LOOK!
Ombradellanube (9:32:16 PM): (speaking of orange I dyed my hair black with orange bangs :3 temp tho lol)
GearFoley (9:32:25 PM): {Oooh, nice.}
Ombradellanube (9:32:42 PM): THEN I'LL USE THE BOMBS FROM THE GERBILS a**
GearFoley (9:33:05 PM): Oh... Oh no one told you?
Ombradellanube (9:33:19 PM): What?
GearFoley (9:33:30 PM): The gerbil got too close to a candle the last time we lost power...
Ombradellanube (9:33:50 PM): SWIMMY!!!!!!! -crys-
Ombradellanube (9:35:22 PM): (o uo this made me spit my wata out xD)
GearFoley (9:36:54 PM): {xD YES!}
GearFoley (9:37:02 PM): ~Pats your back.~ Shhhh, shhhh. I know. I know.
Ombradellanube (9:38:24 PM): WHYYYY?! HE WAS THE BEST SWIMMING GERBIL WITH AN INFINITE STOCK OF BOMBS UP HIS A-HA-HA-HA-SSS
GearFoley (9:38:47 PM): {I just SQUEAKED... in the middle of a laugh!}
Ombradellanube (9:39:04 PM): (xD?)
GearFoley (9:39:06 PM): Well... God... loves all his creatures and He wanted... Swimmy. ~Cries.~
Ombradellanube (9:39:34 PM): -thinks- what would brain boitano'd do?
Ombradellanube (9:39:40 PM): CHARMANDER GOE
GearFoley (9:40:07 PM): Psh. Brian Boitano has his own magical fire breath.
GearFoley (9:40:12 PM): He doesn't need a Charmander.
GearFoley (9:40:15 PM): No offense, Char.
Ombradellanube (9:40:23 PM): I know but i'm not BB
GearFoley (9:40:31 PM): Oh. Good point.
GearFoley (9:40:35 PM): Charizard's still cooler.
Ombradellanube (9:40:42 PM): CHARMANDER BITE HER HEAD OFFUH
Ombradellanube (9:40:55 PM): Charizards lazy bum a** xD
GearFoley (9:41:04 PM): Psh, only because Ash can't train for s**t.
Ombradellanube (9:41:13 PM): Ash is a p***y
GearFoley (9:41:46 PM): Sure is.
Ombradellanube (9:42:01 PM): One of his pokemans gets hurt and he's like NO ENOUGH -crys a river- I WONT -studda studda studda- I WONT LET U HERT THEM
Ombradellanube (9:42:12 PM): Then some magical s**t happens
Ombradellanube (9:42:15 PM): ._.
GearFoley (9:42:18 PM): I just almost spat Dr. Pepper all over my computer, sir.
Ombradellanube (9:42:24 PM): XD
GearFoley (9:42:27 PM): xD
Ombradellanube (9:42:30 PM): It wasn't that funny
Ombradellanube (9:42:31 PM): Lol
GearFoley (9:42:35 PM): Yes. It was.
Ombradellanube (9:42:43 PM): Except the studda studda studda part
Ombradellanube (9:42:45 PM): Lololololol</w>

Haxx

SPARKNOVA
Jesus Effin' Christ. I really need to learn to hack profile spaces better. I'm a disappointment to the literary world of awesom-
Oh s**t. I'm supposed to be tying up how much I luffs you and stuff, and here I am being a douchebag and ranting about how much I write. What a bucket of fail. xD
No, but seriously. I'll be serious now.
I think.
No, I know.
OKAY! SERIAL TIME NOW.
So. Do you remember when we first met? Like... a little over a year ago? Man, I'll never forget that day. Never. Coz it was the day that I met the BEST friend I'll ever have. Seriously. Sure, we have our stupid fights and s**t, but that's what happens. But nevertheless, we're still two peas in a pod.
But enough of that for now. Izzit funny that we're talking about words that made us laugh over AIM? Or is it just me? Alas, I digress.
Away from this for a moment.
Mmkay. Sammi? You are the most amazing best friend I've ever had, and I love you greatly. I mean that too. It's not every day where you meet someone who lives miles away from you and can make you laugh the way you do with me. That right there is one of life's biggest blessings. And, I totally wish everyone had the honor of having a friend like you.
:]
Tada! Pretty/funny haxzors.
If I had one final thing to say right now, it would be this; If you always walk with your face to the sun, your shadow will always walk behind you.

DAI TYME NAO.
Lolwut?
I'onno.
Kay, why am I talking to myself?
ANYWAY. I'm in ur accountz, haxxin' ur profilez. ;D
ily!!12!@$#!11010010101 (Everyone else is sayin' it, figured I oughta too.)
Is that how you spell oughta? Aughta? Firfox is tellin' me I'm wrong. D:
Firefox hates me.
Anyway, I've known you for like... forever, so you know the drill.
Urfaise, myarm. You know how we do.
Peace, love 'n' chicken grease, etc.
Word.
<3
Obtw, I can't believe I jumped on the gay a**, mother fluckin' haxxin' bandwagon... Damn you all. D;
Sam rox, yo, fo' sho'. If you hurt her, or something, I'ma ea'choo.
End transmission.

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Churchnut

Mecca
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Behind the Masks

Official Gaia Join Date
May 28, 2004 on my old account.
Switched to Brain from hack scare. Never switched back.
I like it here.
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Other Info
I'm a GIRL. And I'm not going to show any pictures. So don't ask.
I was born April 25th. 1,988 years after the supposed start of the real world, back when Jesus came into existence... Y'know. That vampire that created Christianity?
I'm in love. With a girl. Deal with it.
I don't accept random friend requests, so don't try it. I'm also really picky about the comments and PMs I respond to. If it's something stupid like "random comment" or if you're begging for gold, you'll go on my ignore list. Trust me.
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So who am I?
My name's Sam. Short for Samantha. I'll answer to either. And to Sammi. Or any version of my user-name you can come up with. Doesn't matter, so long as it's not a mean name.
I like to role-play, and I'm a big fan of some really random stuff. My likes range anywhere from Digimon to Red vs Blue. Psych and Yu-Gi-Oh! fall in the same category of awesome in my brain. And I'm positively in love with Sherlock Holmes. He's like, my Victorian lover. And if you believed the last sentence, you should stop reading now and walk away from the computer.
Other than that, y'know... Talk to me. Try to figure it out. Or, throw a random quote at me and see if I know what it's from. That tends to start some interesting conversations with me for some reason. ;D
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"Nine out of ten people believe that out of ten people in America, one of them will always disagree with the other nine." ~Colin Mochrie on Whose Line is it Anyway?
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"It was definitely nuclear weapons, that's what did it. And the explosions caused massive power outages which caused the failsafe to fail, which released a super bacteria from a secret lab. That caused a huge plague, and as the victims died, they rose from the dead twelve hours later to roam the Earth and feast on human flesh. A handful of gritty survivors from all walks of life were able to keep the legions of the infected radioactive undead at bay, using only their wits, and an inexplicable comprehension of agricultural science and engineering. Everything was looking good... and that's when the meteor hit." ~Grif from Red vs Blue
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Excuse me while I harsh your God-damn mellow! ~This one's all me.
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~Bleep Bloop!~
Game Reset
July 27, 2009
--} Haha. You hit the reset button. You lost all your previously unsaved exp and gold. How sad for you, loser... Well, okay, we know it sucks. We'll help you out. ;D
500 exp
3700 gold
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The Clan

Me n Jay

Haxx

Behind the Masks

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