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I'm a culture snob. Theatre, opera, concerts, festivals, standup, everything. If it exists, I'm there.

I'm 50% beach bum/fitness junkie, 50% corporate scum. That makes me 100% upper middle class pretentious trash. I love it. I am your annoying friend who tells you how awesome it is to get up at 5 in the morning to see the sunrise over the ocean and do an hour jog before work. I will also say 'sugar is poison' unironically.

I write. A lot. It keeps me happy and it keeps me focused and there's nothing more fun than putting a whole lot of words in the right order so that you can make people feel something and experience something they've never experienced before without making them travel or having to pay a whole lot of money for it!

Art by me and JK89; coding by me. No point in stealing it, really. Let me know if the urge takes you, though.

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