About me
I don't know what I've done to get you to look at this sad profile.I like long walks on the calm because it makes me feel beach.
It makes me turbo moist when women know how to tune a flute.
I hold the world record for holding my breath under dishwater.
I can bite ice cream without flinching.
I am a master seducer.
Live counter of seduced women: 0
I can make the most turbo sandwiches you have ever seen.
I can sing the alphabet backwards.
I can rap the alphabet backwards.
I can burp the alphabet backwards.
Nevermind.
I like shawarmas.
Moist words from moist birds
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lmao u look like a little school boi