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Intercepted communications from quadrant zeta B.
year 2060
parents fight bare-fist on live TV to win sex changes for their toddlers
the losers have to go on oprah and justify themselves
the winners are put into local governmental positions

mcdonalds comes with 40% more human meat
campaigners riot, say it's not enough

home computers (now titled windetflix smart-cinema systems™ )
come with standard fleshlight adapter
and midazolam dispenser tube

terrorism has now expanded to include:
anyone who does not have a facebook chip installed
weekly
at local compliance centres
terrorism has been renamed "no-no scary naughtiness"
for sensibility reasons in the public domain
but has been re-titled as:
"The Coming Demon Tide Only We Will Survive As Righteous AmerEuro People™ "
when mentioned on the Info NewsLine Net™

the world president of the Mega Freedom Peace Nation™
is now a computer
the computer mostly idles on screen-saver mode
and replays answerphone messages
which are then deciphered by the pope
and a team of small boys
before being handed to the public engraved on giant tablets of uranium





 
 
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