Glob glob glob.
Guess who had the most awkward run in ever in the history of ever two days ago?
Okay so. Remember ginger, right? The one I moved across the country with.
Well right. We live right around the corner from some stores. Family Dollar is one of them. We go grocery shopping together most of the time... It's fun. We act like morons, you know. Hitting each other, tripping each other and what have you.
Well after like the fourth time we were in there the guy at the counter was like, "Dude, I have to ask. Are you guys a couple? You never see ginger couples!" And literally guys. It was the most awkward thing that ever happened to me ever.
And I mean ever. I once woke up late for school and wore a white skirt with a hot pink thong. And this was before thongs were cool. THIS TOPPED THAT.
My mouth opened like a guppy. He gaped at the guy like a moron. I looked at him and he looked at me. He squeaked and looked back at the guy. Finally I was like. "Well yeah. But I mean no. Not really no but yeah. Kind of. We're like uh. We're er-" And ginger was finally like. "WE'RE ROOMMATES. Yes. Roommates." And the guy just stood there and looked at us and was like. "Hah.. yeah... You like never ever see ginger couples... makes me wonder if the world would like stop turning..." And me and ginger are just there awkwardly scratching our necks and laughing so painfully awkwardly.
It hurt. That's how awkward it was.
The walk home was like. "Hah, yeah, so..." "Yeahhh. Hahah. What about that.." "We should probably come up with an answer for that." "Hah... YEAH, like I don't even... Are we..." "Man this weather is nice." "Dude, so nice." "..." "I gotta go to the gym."
I just wanted to fall in a hole and die.
Luckily as soon as we got in the apartment he hugged me and was like. Why do we always get in these situations?
And now every time I go in Family dollar without ginger that guy has to apologize and bring it up. LET IT DIE MAN.
It's so embarrassing.
Still hunting for a job.
BUT I DID MEET A PRETTY CUTE OUTGOING BLONDE GIRLIE.
I totally think she is interested.
Like. She's in my boxing class and she was checking out my thigh tattoo and she gingerly lifted up the corner of my shorts and brushed her fingers over it. And then moved the strap on my tank top to check out the one on my shoulder. And she partnered up with me when we were doing hand to hand.
I think I'm gonna see where that goes.
Time to go watch Boondock Saints.
PEACE OUT MY BABES.
I LOVE YOU ALL.
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· Tue Sep 24, 2013 @ 04:49am · 0 Comments