Bad joke storage dump pile:

1. Why was the broom late?
It overswept!
2. How does an octopus go to war?
Well armed
3. Why did the cookie cry?
Because it's mother was a wafer so long
4. Knock-knock
Who's there?
Lil' ole lady
Lil' ole lady, who?
Wow! I had no idea you could yodel.
5. What kind of guns do bees use?
Bee-bee guns
6. Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?
The outside!
7. What country has the most bacteria?
Germany!