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Reiko's Storybook Log
Everything that has happened and everything that has been received shall be put here... I also have a story going! So this is where I will put my story~ YOU STEAL. YOU GET BITTEN. Got it?! ---DEGESU! ZOI!
Mad Libs
Source 1

Part of Your World - The Little Mermaid

Look at this Spork, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the Whale
The Whale who has everything?

Look at this Serial Killer, treasures untold
How many wonders can one Milk hold?
Gassing around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything

I`ve got Axes and Pickets a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You Run thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 1234567890987654323456789
But who cares? No Mourn deal. I Driving more

I wanna be where the Sporks are
I wanna see, wanna see `em Defenestrating
walkin` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

Dumping your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for Glaring At You Creepily, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? Boob
Up where Boobs Skip
Up where Boobs run
Up where Boobs stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that Unicorn

What would I give if I could live
Outta these Unicorns?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

Betcha on Algeria they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their Aardvarks
Bright young women, sick of Sprouting
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the Sharpie-Marker know
Ask `em Sparkle questions and get some answers
What`s a Tissue, and why does it
What`s the word? Pin

When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I Stab?
Stab to explore that Push-Pin up above
Out of Iridescent Knife, wish Knives could be
Jump of that Knife


Love Letter #3

Dear Keebler,

It has come to my Bag that you are the Stupidest girl/boy in the Sex. My Scrotum starts Stupifying a Sex every time you speak. I would like to Molesting if you want to go to the Christmas with me next Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.. If you Bounce please Jump me at the Pyramids Of Giza in 7 Hours. I Prance you and everything about you.

Sudddenly,
Tissue Box


Sick Note

Dear School Nurse:
Shizzle Schmidt Lutfi will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of HitInDaFeelingsYoBro and has horrible Bees and a/an Shock fever. We have made an appointment with the Sting Dr. Shama-Llama-Ding-Dong, who studied for many years in What Place There Is None and has I CAN'T COUNT degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!
Sincerely
Mrs. p***s.



(Art by an anonymous benefactor.)Click here for the art from -Fancy R!)


 
 
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