Oh, I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of this one...
Whoa, that was actually more depressing then what I was going to say.
^1)Heh, you're actually kinda funny!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *gasp*
I'd really rather just stay here and drown.
Two words: Breath Mints.
*2)Where did you learn history, a cereal box?
%2)To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him?
&2)Frightening. Truly frightening.
(her addition after SERIOUS 2)For what? You're not the one who...
(her addition after SERIOUS 3) I know it was all a lie, but he was the only one who ever made me feel like I wasn't...creepy.
Azurath Metrion Zinthos!!! (black energy shoots from her hands)
#2)Could you please stop talking like that?
Beast Boy:(hang on this is going to be a long one)
Heh, you called me dude...
Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor.
*1)No cake and no tea! So the king of England, King George...or maybe it was King Norman...well, anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like DUDE! No way! We're sick of your nasty old tea AND your crummy english muffins! So they decided, REVOLUTION!!!
#1)(in British accent on account of falling victim to Mad Mod's hypno screen)British engineering, love. Finest in the world.
#3)(in British accent)You're just jealous because I sound like a rock star! (shows him doing a rockin' guitar solo in front of millions of fans WHOOHOO!!!
*3)What's your point?
%1)Why did the aardvark cross the road?
You don't need to see our identification...(trying the jedi mind trick, he taking raven's cloak of course, and pulls it around his own shoulders to her angry shock)
&1)We're below the detention level, so all we have to do is make a right at the particle flux conduit and...
Brainfreeze!!!(groans from other Titans)
^2)You think I'm FUNNY!?!!! I..I know some jokes!!!(Raven groans and realizes the baad mistake she just made, settling her fate of listening to his constant jokes for the next few years)
(Cyborg has just thrown BB halfway across the room for trying to cheer him up by doing a little trick w/ a cookie)Hey, you're supposed to laugh...what do I have to do, make it fly out my...
shocking, I kno...:
1)Her name was Terra. She was gifted with tremendous power, and cursed with it as well. She was a dangerous enemy, and a good friend, and she was one of the bravest people I have ever known.
2)Raven? I just wanted to say...I'm sorry.
3)No, I'm sorry that...he broke your heart.(this has recently happened to him)
4)Fine. You're way creepy. But that doesn't mean you have to stay locked up in your room. You think you're alone, Raven, but you're not. (at the end of his little monologue, she rushes out of her room to give him a tight bear hug
to his shocked surprise
*because she is very reserved and has NEVER hugged anyone before*)
This Rae/BB conversation happened at the end of the End Pt 3 (best EVER!!! kinda)
and I'm too lazy to go back and forth. Here it is.
(Raven has just hugged Robin out of joy that the prophecy was over and they were safe, and that he helped her the most...
BB: Hold on! (evidently jealous of the attention Robin is getting from Raven) The long hair and smile was creepy enough, but HUGS??!! Are you sure you're still...you?
Raven: Blue is still my favorite color. (smile disappears)But don't get used to the smile because you're still not funny.
BB:Huh? (Pulls back, then, in one giant leap, covers the ground between them and sweeps her into a huge bear hug, grinning widely
Raven:Quit it! (outwardly peeved, but inwardly happy
) *everyone else's faces come in, grinning*
Well, that's all for now. I only did BB and Raven's cuz I just realized how long this will take, there are WAAAY too many funny bits in the 60 some eppies, tho these two take the cake at saying the most, and these were the funnies (and seriouses that ROCK!!!) that I could remember from them offhand...must. watch. eps. and. remember. more!!! ok thaz all for now cya!!!