Today we start off our adventures in the #islands. Since Bill is too cool for us, we're gonna go explore and get into a fight with a biker gang #textit. First, we have to take a boring walk around the islands and talk to Lostelle's dad.
Now we're off to fight bikers! The fight is over pretty fast since they all only have 1-2 weak 'mons. I bet they don't even lift. Now we begin our journey into the forest, fighting everyone we see along the way #angerproblems.
Dolla Dolla Bill yall, Dolla Dolla Bill.
While we're at it, this forest is FULL of hypnos. Might as well catch one with our marvelous balls.
Once we fight the big mean hypno, Lostelle runs off. Smart kid. (sarcasm) And...what? What the ******** is that thing? is it glowing bird s**t? No. It's an egg. Left behind by Celebi apparently.
Thanks for the dumpster baby. b***h. Spoiler alert: it hatches into a pichu. Disapointing.
We give the magic moon rock to Lostelle's responsible father and head back over to Bill, who now apparently has time for us.
That's my name dude, don't wear it out.
Bill takes us back home (you could at least buy me dinner first creep) and invites us to use his machine....ehehehehe.... First things first, I'm gonna go battle Giovanni for my 8th girl scout patch.
Woah! after the battle our charmeleon evolves into a full-fledged flame lizard.
we are now official girl scouts.
Let's go see what this whole machine bill mentioned is all about. We walk in and there appears to be a floating fetus in the corner of this little land mass...
it's just mew.
Caught with one of my ultra ballz. #swag
And it begins....the great E4 GRINDING!!! I like to grind in an unconventional manner, I fight the E4 until I lose over and over again. What else is there to do really? But on our way we run into our little friend ASSLORD again.
Gary was into some kinky s**t pre-champion days.
We win. Obviously.
We need to pick our E4 mons! Our line up so far is dragonair(soon to evolve), Gengar, pidgeot, and primeape. Should we bring charizard? Who should we train?
names! we still have all of last ep's pokemon left to name, plus our new hypno, pichu, marowak, and slowpoke. I've already name mew FETUS. I forgot to mention, we also have a rapidash named GHOSTRIDER.
UV#2: WIBLEY WOBLEY TIMEY WIMEY, OR HOW I FORGOT TO TAKE SCREEN SHOTS AND BEAT A LOT OF THE GAME IN ONE DAY.
I regret to inform you that after my third or so hour of playing pokemon, I completely forgot to get screenshots. But fret not! For all this means is now I have to go screenshot all the pokemon we now have.
why is it so hard to catch d**k chaney....chancey. This is a question we ask ourselves after the 2 hours I spent in the safari zone without catching Mr Chaney, steroid bull, or khan. Aside from this minor setback, we have caught almost ALL of the wild pokemon we've encountered thus far! Exciting! So I'm gonna spend an insane amount of time screenshoting all 50 or so.
First lets take a loot at our college dorm rager....I mean, party. Our dear 2SP00KY has evolved, along with KIRK and STEAK, our 3 faithful 'mons we've had since the first gym. Along with them we have a dragonair I evolved from a dratini caught in the dreaded safari zone, our little friend POTISH who was named with a very mature and clever pun, and a Charmander I have yet to name. Lucky you! you get to make suggestions.
Here we can see our other pokemon that already HAVE names:
And at the end of this LP I will make a list of our nameless bretheren and sisteren and otheren. Turns out I forgot to name a lot of them.
Since my last LP, a full 36 or so hours ago, I got BUSY. As you can see. OG d**k is now the proud owner of a whoping seven badges! WOW! but fret not, as we all know the badges are the easiest part. We still have E4 grinding to do, #islands, and the last badge, then a whole pokedex to fill out! lucky us! *cough*screwyoudoctormorningwood*cough*
We will conclude this episode here, short, I know. But the next will be longer, and I'm going to start working on it right away! Next time: our adventures in the #islands and spending ludicrous amounts of money on ultra balls to catch blazeturkey.
which pokemon do we train? Keep in mind the elite four. Our current well trained 'mons are the yet-to-be-named dragonair, 2SP00KY, KIRK, and STEAK. It would be convenient to keep those. As for grass and fire types, as of now I am training charmander and POTISH.
Which evolution should our oddish get? meat flower or luau?