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Wow, i've left my journal horribly unattended lately!! I should be ashamed!!!
Quick... gotta think of something to peak peoples interest... um... Ok ok. If someone can fill in these blanks, they win 1000 gold.
"My friends, this next song isn't about an Alien Cockatoo Invasion. It's about something entirely different, this one is called ____ _____ _____!!!"
As a hint: It's Edguy speaking.
Salilus · Sun Dec 18, 2005 @ 09:28pm · 8 Comments |
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Alrighty kids, as promised in the last entry, the rant requested by an unknown someone in a topic from the general chat. Abandon ship while you can, and smoke 'em if you got 'em, cause here comes the rant!!
*drum roll as the TV blips on*
Salilus2099: Strap yourself in, it's rant time. Athalwolf2099: aww Athalwolf2099: but I dun wanna go Salilus2099: Too late now. Athalwolf2099: *clink clink clink* nooooooo Salilus2099: Today, we explore the taboos and fetishes that come with tentacle rape Salilus2099: Hige titties Salilus2099: And... anything else I can think of. Athalwolf2099: hmm Athalwolf2099: sounds like fun Salilus2099: Note: You do not get to take place in any of said fetishes. Salilus2099: And if I see even the first bit of flesh from you that I shouldn't see, it's castration time. Athalwolf2099: >.> Athalwolf2099: *zip* Salilus2099: Good man. Salilus2099: So, on the topic of tentacle rape... why is it everywhere? Athalwolf2099: because they have so many tentacles Salilus2099: Yeah but, why do they have such a massive market for it? Salilus2099: There are even pictures out there of real asian women pretending to be raped by giant rubbery "tentacles" Salilus2099: Who honostly wants that?! Athalwolf2099: uhh because people see it as a one man gang bang? Salilus2099: Maybe i'm just too vanilla for this particular fetish Athalwolf2099: guess it goes along with the power stuff Salilus2099: But somehow, the concept of an octopus like being ramming his tentacles through a ladies unseen treasures strikes me as terrifying Salilus2099: Not sexually arousing. Athalwolf2099: gotta remember, its normally not marketed twords the women Salilus2099: Tell some of the girls I know that. >.> Salilus2099: I'm not dropping names though. Salilus2099: But this raises another interesting question Athalwolf2099: which is? Salilus2099: why do these demons, tentacle beasts or... whatever, have such an infatuation with human girls? Salilus2099: wouldn't that be as taboo for them as you humping a sheep? Athalwolf2099: because there are never any female ones of them around Salilus2099: Heh, try to imagine what a female demon monster would be. Athalwolf2099: >.> Salilus2099: Instead of an army of tentacle dicks, she's just one massive collection of holes ripe for the plugging. Athalwolf2099: yup Athalwolf2099: wonder how the parents would react to that Salilus2099: Parents of what? The sex monsters? Athalwolf2099: yup Salilus2099: I'm sure they'd react with pride. Athalwolf2099: because they are always going for those human girls Salilus2099: "Awww, my little billy is already out molesting school girls." Salilus2099: Maybe it's some sort of bizarre right of passage for them. Salilus2099: Like how middle school boys are expected to start looking at porn, or show an interest in girls Athalwolf2099: your not a real monster...till ya rape a bunch of girls? Salilus2099: Puberty for tentacle beasts is the gang rape of a ninja school girl battle mech user with ancient magical powers in a short skirt. Athalwolf2099: makes a much sence as everything else Salilus2099: It all becomes clear now! Athalwolf2099: budget cuts, she couldn't afford pants Athalwolf2099: or a skirt that doesn't rip when touched Salilus2099: But lets side step the tentacle beasts themselves Salilus2099: I want to raise up a very interesting point Salilus2099: In some incredibly twisted peices of hentai there can be found people whose p***s itself splits into the tentacles Athalwolf2099: ah yes Salilus2099: Which are ofcourse capable of lifting and tossing, and ofcourse raping, women Athalwolf2099: no hands at all Salilus2099: Which brings me to the question of how they trained their c**k for that trick Athalwolf2099: practice Salilus2099: Now, maybe i'm just under developed down there, but i'm pretty sure my p***s does not operate like an elephants trunk Athalwolf2099: see thats where the whole "rape all the schoolgirls" comes in Salilus2099: Far as I know, I can't bend it or wrap it around anything, let alone lift something several times its size with it. Athalwolf2099: so it seems to me....you need to go have alot more sex Salilus2099: So only through countless sexual intercourse will my johnson have the skill and dexterity of a monkeys tail? Athalwolf2099: of course Salilus2099: Well, I suppose that's one mystery out of the way Athalwolf2099: yup Salilus2099: Now on to the huge tittied ladies. Salilus2099: what makes me sad here is the fact that there are actually women with boobs that size. Athalwolf2099: yup Salilus2099: I'm not talking Pamela Anderson big, but boobs that could be used to reflect cruise missles Athalwolf2099: yup Salilus2099: The Blob from Xmen is only the size of one of them Athalwolf2099: seen one of those on the TV >.> Salilus2099: Why does ANYONE have an attraction to boobs like that?! Athalwolf2099: why do people cut themselves? no one will know Salilus2099: I don't think self mutilation is to be explored in this topic Salilus2099: Unless it's the sorta bondadge cutting sex Salilus2099: In which case, sure, we'll touch on that later. Athalwolf2099: they probably like them because...hmm Athalwolf2099: women over there aren't the biggest around Salilus2099: So? Athalwolf2099: so they want boobs Salilus2099: Supposedly neither are thier men Salilus2099: But I don't see female hentai makers making men with horse cocks Athalwolf2099: *points to first topic* Salilus2099: Unless... you are right! Salilus2099: It's all just a clever form of over compisation! Athalwolf2099: its most stuff? Salilus2099: Point taken. Athalwolf2099: isn't >.> Salilus2099: So we've basicly solved one of the greatest mysteries concerning japanese cartoon porn! Athalwolf2099: we deserve medals! Salilus2099: But ofcourse, we can't simply dump all of the cartoon perversions on Japan Athalwolf2099: ...or unlimited access to their porn stash...either will work Athalwolf2099: awww Athalwolf2099: but that makes it so much simpler Salilus2099: No, we in America have made our fair share of cartoon porn too. Athalwolf2099: but its all...not...good Salilus2099: Let us not forget the 1970's brand of cartoon porn that featured a Bugs Bunny type hero Athalwolf2099: heh Salilus2099: Wait.. you've actually watched it? Salilus2099: Damn man, I was just going off rumor and history. Athalwolf2099: no >.> Salilus2099: Riiiight. Well, let's abandon this topic while we still have some dignity. Athalwolf2099: ...still? Salilus2099: Point taken. =( Salilus2099: End Rant! Now!! Salilus2099: ...is it over? Athalwolf2099: "please exit to your left and watch your step" Salilus2099: that's a no. crying Athalwolf2099: weeee
*The TV blips off*
There you have it. Tentacle rape and massive boobed ladies are just ways for needle dicked men to try and make up for themselves and their flat chested wives. Remember, if you have any rant suggestions or requests, please feel free to post them, thank you. 3nodding
Salilus · Sun Nov 13, 2005 @ 02:55am · 4 Comments |
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NEXT TIME, ON DRAGON BALL Z!!! |
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Ok well actually next time here on the journal. I have a teaser of the new rant from me and senior Athalwolf. Let's see that trailer!
*looks over to the TV*
Salilus2099: Oh, and it's been requested that we rant on the deviltries of tentacle sex and overly huge anime titties today. Athalwolf2099: ... Salilus2099: Or within the next day or so. Athalwolf2099: I must do reassearch >_> Salilus2099: Research... Athalwolf2099: yeah what did I say? Salilus2099: reassearch Athalwolf2099: right Salilus2099: Well you have one day to... "research" all you like. Athalwolf2099: hmm Salilus2099: I want up to date info Athalwolf2099: now lets see Salilus2099: Detailed analysis Salilus2099: And for the love of god man, keep any... fluids... off the paper work. >.< Athalwolf2099: >_>
*TV blips off*
Riiiight, well this one ought to be fun. After the little yiff rant it was requested that we not just single out the furry crowd, and smack up some other part of the oervy art world. Since i'm a good little b***h, I always do what the good people ask, and so it shall be done! 3nodding
Salilus · Mon Nov 07, 2005 @ 08:58pm · 3 Comments |
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Final Fantasy 6, Star Wars and... US Politicians? |
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It's a little known fact that I do infact talk to other people on AIM than Athal. Infact, I have four people on my AIM list that are among my most favorite people on earth, those being a man I call Ridley, good ol' Athal, a fellow calling himself Meta Knight, and ofcourse Katsuko Yue. The conversation you'll be peeking into today is between me and Ridley, which caused me to giggle madly through out.
Roll that beautiful bean footage!
*looks over to the TV, which does not infact turn on*
...I SAID PLAY THE ******** CLIP!! >.<
*The TV turns on and begins playing the before mentioned conversation*
Salilus2099: G'morning. Salilus2099: Well, afternoon, but I just woke up alittle while ago. GaggedCenobite: Good afternoon. ^-^ Salilus2099: There was something I wanted to say, but damn if I remember what. GaggedCenobite: You were going to shout BUM RUSH Salilus2099: Ohhh yeah!! Salilus2099: BUM RUSH! *bum rushes for an obscene number of damage* GaggedCenobite: ^-^ Salilus2099: So hows the FF6 progress coming along? GaggedCenobite: Opera. Salilus2099: The best part of the game! GaggedCenobite: smile Salilus2099: Between the plain awesomeness of the scene, and Setzer, the Opera steals the show! Salilus2099: ...heh heh. Opera stealing show. Oh I'm witty. GaggedCenobite: razz GaggedCenobite: Ah, the awesomeness of Setzer. GaggedCenobite: *slot machines everybody* Salilus2099: You have no earthly idea how pissed I was to get the "Both teams die" slot on the final fight with Setzer. >.< GaggedCenobite: >_< Salilus2099: That's when I just said ******** it and threw the Ragnarok at him the next time round. Salilus2099: The rumors are true. GaggedCenobite: smile Salilus2099: My final party always consisted of Terra, Sabin, Gogo, and Shadow GaggedCenobite: My parties, if I recall correctly, were as follows. GaggedCenobite: The main one was Celes, Sabin, Edgar, and Cyan. GaggedCenobite: wait. GaggedCenobite: not Cyan. Relm. Salilus2099: ...what? GaggedCenobite: Second one was Gogo, Cyan, Umaro, and Strago. Salilus2099: Someone actually used Relm? GaggedCenobite: Hell yes. Salilus2099: I never used her. Ever. GaggedCenobite: Relm has the best magical capabilities in the game. GaggedCenobite: You FAILED. razz Salilus2099: Yeah, well Terra learns Ultima on her own, so ******** off. crying GaggedCenobite: The third party, IIRC, was Setzer, Terra, Locke, and Mog. Salilus2099: Good ol' Mog. GaggedCenobite: ^-^ GaggedCenobite: Kupo. GaggedCenobite: Someday, I've got to finish the game without picking up anybody new. GaggedCenobite: Just Celes, Sabin, Setzer, and Edgar. razz Salilus2099: That is the way of madness. GaggedCenobite: ^-^ GaggedCenobite: You know it, baby! Salilus2099: The three groups thing made me really happy and sad at the same time. GaggedCenobite: How so? Salilus2099: Happy because it made ******** sense. GaggedCenobite: Yes. Salilus2099: "Hey uh... how about all of us actually go do something for once?" GaggedCenobite: smile GaggedCenobite: I just want Gau to someday say "I'M NOT GOING TO STAY BEHIND AND ******** GUARD NARSHE, GODDAMMIT" GaggedCenobite: In proper English. Salilus2099: Sad because my Strago and Relm were horribly under used and I never bother to buy s**t for people I don't use. Salilus2099: So they were running around with fire rods GaggedCenobite: Strago and Relm were both great. sad Salilus2099: I eventually pumped Strago up big time and got him all the blue magic GaggedCenobite: biggrin Salilus2099: He proceeded to rip Kefkas tower a new one. GaggedCenobite: Gogo was awesome. GaggedCenobite: I wonder who he was. Salilus2099: I say it was an ex-politician from America GaggedCenobite: John Kerry! Salilus2099: No GaggedCenobite: oh. Salilus2099: John Kerry is more of an Umaro in my eyes. Salilus2099: I can just imagine him randomly bitchsmacking somone. GaggedCenobite: XD GaggedCenobite: No, that's Howard Dean. GaggedCenobite: AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO KEFKA'S TOWER TO TAKE BACK THE UNIVERSE Salilus2099: RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! GaggedCenobite: YEEEAAAARGH Salilus2099: I wanted him as a president. crying GaggedCenobite: A president who could snap at any minute would rock. GaggedCenobite: Ah, now to load up the ROM and resume playing. GaggedCenobite: Right as Ultros tries to crash the opera. GaggedCenobite: God, Ultros was awesome. Salilus2099: Christopher Walken is going to be our new president GaggedCenobite: smile GaggedCenobite: Fine by me. Salilus2099: And he will haunt the minds of all other leaders. Salilus2099: While being really ******** awesome. Salilus2099 wants to directly connect. Salilus2099: "On a more serious note, it is amazing that the question of Gogo's identity still remains a mystery to this day. However, it saddens me that none of your readers seems to know who this "retired governor" the clues point to seems to be. Well, that man is none other than Adlai Stevenson, former governor of Illinois and twice-failed presidential candidate. Here is some evidence to back up this theory. Keep in mind that I take no credit for finding this information. I'm just passing it along.
1.) "I am always amazed by the resistance offered to progress, even the most inocous progress. Imagine, if you will, jumping from one rickety bridge to another, with blind men running back and forth trying to push you off, and you will have some idea what legislating progress is like. The good news is that if you're pushed off, you can always climb back up and try again." - from his book ''What I Think''
2.) "I suppose I could wear a hat, but them my teeth would fall out to spite me. I could get false ones, but doubtless then I would get fat just to prove my teeth work. The easiest course is to drape my whole body in robes and shawls and hope no one recognizes my eyes. " - Commenting about his baldness to an NBC reporter in 1952.
3.) "President Eisenhower continues to amaze me. He appears to be an ungainly and graceless man, but when [senator Robert] Taft makes a move, no matter how ridiculous, Eisenhower copies it with the skill of [French mime] Marcel Merceau. I haven't achieved such levels of mimicry with my own party, but I'm working on it."
4.) "The legislature is a frightening thing. To this day the state capitol building seems to me a beast ready to swallow me up; the very walls and ceilings seem to crush you as you walk through it." - from his book ''Friends and Enemies'
5.) "Today we are plunged into a battle that is familliar to us. the enemies and the problems are the same. But the terrain is different. The world around us has changed and shifted so much we no longer recognize it." - Giving a speech at Charlottesville, 1960
6.)Stevenson's ex-wife once wrote a book about him called The Egghead and I. In 1952, one of his campaign slogans was "Stevenson - The Experienced Candidate."
7.)When you first meet Gogo, he says "I have been idle for too long." Possibly reffering to the fact that Stevenson had been dead for 30 years when FF6 came out.
8.) A number of years ago a bill was passed regarding the transfer of funds among government-owned, government-operated (GOGO) laboratories. What was the name of this bill? The STEVENSON-Wydler Act, of course." <---- The article proving that Gogo was an American governor.
GaggedCenobite: Ecks. Dee. Salilus2099: As you can see, Gogo was clearly Adlai Stevenson GaggedCenobite: Indeed. Salilus2099: Or he was Gerard. One of the two. GaggedCenobite: No, Edgar was Gerard. Clearly, Gogo is Adlai Stevenson. Salilus2099: I meant the first bandit leader. They said he was swallowed by a weird monster/ GaggedCenobite: Oh. Salilus2099: But Adlai Stevenson > Former Bandit man. GaggedCenobite: smile GaggedCenobite: Ah, there's the man himself. GaggedCenobite: Sephiroth Lite, if ya wheeeeel. GaggedCenobite: Setzer DOES look a lot like old Sephy, actually. o_o Salilus2099: Wow... he sort of does. Salilus2099: His game picture makes me think Sephiroth and The Crow had a baby. GaggedCenobite: razz Salilus2099: ...somehow. GaggedCenobite: And this is the part where he tells me "PLEASE DON'T LET ME BE MISUNDERSTOOOOOOD" Salilus2099: So it's safe to assume you would be Ultross or Setzer given the chance. GaggedCenobite: Eh. GaggedCenobite: Either Setzer or Cyan, really. Salilus2099: I do not imagine you as a Cyan GaggedCenobite: Yeah, but I like Cyan, so there. razz GaggedCenobite: Yeah, I'm mostly a Setzer person. Salilus2099: Ultross, definatly. The happy "I'm whooping your punk a**" attitude totally works. And ofcourse tentacle sex GaggedCenobite: Really, who's NOT to like in the game? Salilus2099: ...Relm. scream GaggedCenobite: I didn't much care for Celes back when I was younger, but she's a bit more appealing now. GaggedCenobite: Oh yes. Gau. GaggedCenobite: I hate Gau. >_< Salilus2099: I only like him because I can imagine him raping some women as they walk around the Veldt. Salilus2099: Poor kid must have gotten lonely. GaggedCenobite: I don't think he knows what his wang is for. sad Salilus2099: He hangs out with animals GaggedCenobite: >_> Salilus2099: He's bound to have seen the nasty atleast once. Salilus2099: Animals and... Magitech armor? GaggedCenobite: Evidently. Salilus2099: Gogo was actually useful during the snow war though Salilus2099: I had him, Celes, and Sabin go bitchsmack Kefka GaggedCenobite: smile Salilus2099: While Edgar, Cyan, Terra, and... um... who was the other one at the time? sad GaggedCenobite: Shadow? Salilus2099: Locke! That's right. GaggedCenobite: Oh yeah, Locke. GaggedCenobite: Han Solo. Salilus2099: ...I wish. crying Salilus2099: Shadow > Locke Salilus2099: Even though I love that name. GaggedCenobite: I tell you, man, he's Han Solo in disguise. Salilus2099: How ya figure? GaggedCenobite: He's a thi---treasure hunter, who roams and womanizes, and has exactly ONE angsty secret buried in his past that shows his sensitive side. GaggedCenobite: Also, Gestahl freezes him in carbonite, you just don't see it. >_> Salilus2099: I can imagine it. Salilus2099: So you're telling me Locke and Umaro are winning the Falcon off Setzer in a gambling game. Salilus2099: ...wow, suddenly the game seems alot like star wars. sad GaggedCenobite: Yes, and then Setzer betrays Locke to Gestahl when they arrive at the Floating Continent, leaving him to be frozen just as he says "I know" to Celes. Salilus2099: Fortunatly Terra has trained herself in her esper ways, to battle Kefka. GaggedCenobite: Mog unlocks the doors, and they escape while Kefka dangles Terra over a precipice and informs her that "No...TRITOCH IS YOUR FATHER." GaggedCenobite: Meanwhile, Gau still sucks. sad Salilus2099: So I guess Sabin would be.. um... Kyle Katarn? GaggedCenobite: :- GaggedCenobite: I was thinking more like Wedge Antilles. Salilus2099: Sorry, i've been playing Jedi Knight again. >> Salilus2099: Hmmm, so Gau = C-3po Salilus2099: Because no one likes him Salilus2099: Mog = R2 D2. GaggedCenobite: That works. X_X GaggedCenobite: Relm and Strago are a random pair of Ewoks who appear in one scene, because evidently nobody cares about either. Salilus2099: God Damn it, how did we turn FF6 into Star Wars? GaggedCenobite: With SKILL. GaggedCenobite: I guess that makes General Leo Mara Jade. o_O Salilus2099: I dunno, I see Strago as a totally bithchin' Obi Wan Salilus2099: Cause he has magic and s**t naturally, like Terra and Celes. GaggedCenobite: Oooooh. GaggedCenobite: In that case Strago's Obi-Wan, and that leaves either Relm or Gogo as Yoda. GaggedCenobite: Gogo can be Yoda, and Relm's left with, uh, Greedo. Salilus2099: Gogo as Yoda. Relm sucks! scream Salilus2099: Yaaay! biggrin GaggedCenobite: LOCKE SHOOTS FIRST GaggedCenobite: We forgot Edgar. sad Salilus2099: God damn right! Salilus2099: Shadow is Boba Fett GaggedCenobite: I wonder how well he shouts "It's a trap"...... >_> Salilus2099: Methinks very well GaggedCenobite: smile Salilus2099: Remember, he got the trap info from the lady at Vector. Salilus2099: And he shows up to tell everyone... after Leo dies. GaggedCenobite: Shadow is clearly Boba Fett, yes. I think Cyan would be Dengar or somebody. o_o GaggedCenobite: We're out of Star Wars people. :'( Salilus2099: Cyan and Sabin do not get to be anyone good. sad GaggedCenobite: Nothing is wrong with Wedge Antilles. sad Salilus2099: He is not Sabin worthy though! GaggedCenobite: True. Salilus2099: I guess we'd have to fall back on the books. sad GaggedCenobite: We already have. Mara Jade, remember? sad Salilus2099: Ohh yeah... GaggedCenobite: I guess that makes Relm Grand Admiral Thrawn, then. >_> GaggedCenobite: And Ultros is clearly the Force. GaggedCenobite: I mean, Jabba the Hutt. Salilus2099: Then how about Dash Rendar? (Or however you spell it) GaggedCenobite: o_o GaggedCenobite: I forgot him. Salilus2099: For shame. GaggedCenobite: It's not my fault. I haven't read SotE since 2000. Salilus2099: It's ok. Salilus2099: The only reason I remember is because I have his action figure GaggedCenobite: Ah. Salilus2099: And DAMN if that action figure wasn't fun. GaggedCenobite: If I ever play the Star Wars d20 game, I'm gonna play a Hutt. Salilus2099: Sooo... Cyan is Dash, and Sabin remains... *sigh* Wedge. GaggedCenobite: See if anybody can beat me THEN. scream Salilus2099: The Zone Eater is the sand pit monster. biggrin GaggedCenobite: smile GaggedCenobite: And Gogo is not inside it. >_> Salilus2099: Gogo is in the Degobah system. Salilus2099: And Jesus in heaven, I think we've achieved a new level of nerddom. >> GaggedCenobite: "Kupo?" "That's right, Mog, THE DAGOBAH SYSTEM. scream " Salilus2099: I want to challenge Edgars position as Admiral Akbar. GaggedCenobite: What do you have that's better in mind? o_o Salilus2099: What about Banon? The most useless of characters. GaggedCenobite: Hey now. sad GaggedCenobite: Health was a good move. Salilus2099: Well, I can't think of a better person for Edgar, but damn if Banon didn't fit the bill better Salilus2099: Yeah, when he'd use it when I told him to! >.< Salilus2099: For whatever reason, I'd tell him to health, and he'd attack GaggedCenobite: You're right, though, he DOES fit the bill better. o_o Salilus2099: Banon should never ******** attack. GaggedCenobite: He's an old man. He could break a hip. Salilus2099: Health is just him sharing his life meds GaggedCenobite: razz Salilus2099: So now Edgar is... Salilus2099: Um... Salilus2099: Feel free to help me here. GaggedCenobite: :- GaggedCenobite: I don't know. Salilus2099: Damn sad Salilus2099: Now Ghesthal is going to force lightning us, and there is nothing we can do! sad GaggedCenobite: And now, young Terra, you will be pixelated. sad Salilus2099: The only thing I can think to do is fall back on the new Star Wars, and... damn it that just doesn't work. sad GaggedCenobite: Indeed not. sad Salilus2099: Ok ok, Edgar stays as Akbar Salilus2099: And Banon becomes the rebel leader from the first one. Salilus2099: Cause he... died or something. Just like Banon. GaggedCenobite: XD Salilus2099: And Ultross is replaced as Jaba the Hutt. Owzer is totally Jaba. GaggedCenobite: You're awesome. Salilus2099: I know, it's true. Salilus2099: Ultross clearly becomes the guy that works as Jaba's advisor, and Mr. Chupon is the Rankor. Salilus2099: There, we have successfully cast FF6 into Star Wars. smile GaggedCenobite: ^-^ Salilus2099: And damn it, i'm saving this convo for future reference. GaggedCenobite: smile
*Turns off the TV*
There, as you can see, I am mentally insane. Thank you, and good night. 3nodding
Salilus · Fri Nov 04, 2005 @ 06:43pm · 4 Comments |
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Shame on me, I haven't done anything here in my journal for a while. Super bonus love to anyone who can identify where I got the journals title from. So uh... I guess i'll try to update more often or something. Maybe get a new Mideal and Athalwolf rant going. I dunno.
*makes little doodles in his notebook*
...what? This entry is over. Shoo!!
*more scribbling*
go awaaaay!! crying
*hides under blankey*
Salilus · Thu Nov 03, 2005 @ 07:43pm · 1 Comments |
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Rain Rain, Go Away. Come again two weeks from friday. |
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Todays weather forecast is a great big 24 hours of rain. Let's add some dropping temperatures to the mix, and you have my area. Infact, let's stretch that weather all the way into tuesday, just for good measure. 3nodding
In my books folks, this is the first official bit of fall weather. Now personally I like the rain, and i'm not ashamed to say that cool weather makes me happy. Happy in my pants. The vast majority of the people around me however seem to dislike it, and it's understandable why. Only a select few of us like to coated in water while a chilling wind blows through, and even less like to have a cold while that's happening. Yup, the sickness is spreading now too. All three of these elements mixed tends to lead to an unhappy weekend for some.
It's as I walk by these unhappy people that I start wondering. With so many people being miserable, why aren't some of us trying to do something? Now I know the weather in unavoidable, but that doesn't mean we have to sit back and take it. I'm under the particular belief that everyone should have an umbrella to keep dry, and something to keep their insides warm, and if I had my way, everyone would have just that. If I could afford to do so, I would happily sit out on a corner passing out free umbrellas and cups of coffee for anyone that would pass by. Maybe a doughnut of muffin too, you know, to go with that coffee.
With that very idea in mind, I now propose the ******** the Cold Foundation (thanks to my good friend Jason for the bitchin' name). The ******** the Cold Foundation, FCF for short, is here to help all you cold, wet, sick, or bitter folks through your everyday lives. Here's the awesome thing, just about everyone on earth can be a member. I'm not saying you need to go out and buy blankets for everyone you know, or build bonfires for the homeless, just do something small but considerate. If you're out in the rain and see someone caught in the mess, offer to share your umbrella. If you get a chance, buy someone a cup of coffee on a chilly day. Campells makes some delicious brand of drinkable soups for that friend with a cold.
Friends, strangers, everyone! Just because the weather is going to s**t, doesn't mean our moods have to as well. Remember, help out some folks, and ******** the Cold!
Salilus · Sat Oct 08, 2005 @ 04:20pm · 7 Comments |
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Well they can't all be comic gold ya know. |
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*leans heavily on his arm, fast asleep and snoring. As a small pool of drool collects near the corner of his mouth, his head slips from his hand and lands on the remote, causing the TV to blink on as he continues to sleep*
Salilus2099: I need 1k now. Salilus2099: Surrender it to me! > surprised Athalwolf2099: I never surrender! Athalwolf2099: <_< Athalwolf2099: because Napoleon won't let me >_< Salilus2099: You are not chief orderly Bonaparte. > surprised Athalwolf2099: am to! Salilus2099: Are not! Athalwolf2099: all? Salilus2099: Eh? Athalwolf2099: yup Athalwolf2099: ^^ Athalwolf2099: Ham-bur-ga! Salilus2099: If you say it like that, it sounds like a DBZ attack. Athalwolf2099: the hamburger attack? Salilus2099: Makes about as much sense as "Turtle wave." Salilus2099: Now gimme 1k! >_< Athalwolf2099: can't ya just ask someone....else? Salilus2099: No. smile Salilus2099: Oh yeah, Mary has a $9 refund for you if you haven't gotten it yet. Athalwolf2099: ? Salilus2099: For the Bush Gardens trip. It turned out to be alittle cheaper than anyone guessed so everyone gets $6 back Salilus2099: Cept you get $9 for half of Jennys ticket Athalwolf2099: ^^ Salilus2099: Yup. ^^ Athalwolf2099: guess who gets to come for christmas ^^ Salilus2099: Uhhhh... Aunt Erma, the one armed lumberjack from Canada? Athalwolf2099: wow good guess Salilus2099: I'm mad talented like that. Salilus2099: I'm... emotionally torn. sad Athalwolf2099: ...by? Salilus2099: This poll. It has some bitching options here. Salilus2099: It says "what seems cooler?" Salilus2099: One option is pants Salilus2099: And come on, everyone agrees that pants are cool. Salilus2099: While another option is pocket knifes. Athalwolf2099: hmm Salilus2099: And despite my history with them, I love those things. Athalwolf2099: how about...stabby pants ^^ Salilus2099: And as the good Lord says in the 21st commandment, Thou Shall Not Lie in an Online Poll. Salilus2099: and come on, I really don't wanna disobey God. Athalwolf2099: again Salilus2099: After the last 246215 times, I gave that up for good. Salilus2099: It's amazing how close that came to "gave that up for food." Athalwolf2099: ^^ Salilus2099: And in way it's true, after God bought me that milkshake and all. Salilus2099: http://www.sinfest.net/ God ends his emo period. Athalwolf2099: ^^ Salilus2099: I feel for God sometimes. The guy can't keep a journal anymore without someone forming another crazed religion out of it. Athalwolf2099: i know Salilus2099: I like that so much, that's going in the sig Athalwolf2099: Capital Salilus2099: Quite. Salilus2099: *smokes his gentlemans pipe* Athalwolf2099: yup Salilus2099: So what's forky been up to lately, I sure haven't caught her on gaia lately. Athalwolf2099: she's been uhhh >_> Athalwolf2099: playing that game Salilus2099: Which one? You find a new game to play every other week. Athalwolf2099: ^^ Salilus2099: If you would just start reviewing them in a comical fashion we'd well on our way to being another game comic online. Salilus2099: Except for the lack of artistic talent part. That might hurt. Athalwolf2099: yup Salilus2099: I told you invest more of your talent points in art, but nooooooooo Salilus2099: You dumped them all in "loaf around." Athalwolf2099: I figured I would use that skill more Salilus2099: Eh... atleast you didn't take my route and invest heavily in "let your grades slip into nigh failing areas" and "be rejected by girls" class skills. Athalwolf2099: figured you would have those covered Salilus2099: It's true.
*Sneezes heavily and wakes up* Whuzzah? Ah crap... stupid TV. stare
Salilus · Sun Oct 02, 2005 @ 07:07am · 3 Comments |
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A new rant! Only this one is short, sweet, and pisses me the ******** off. smile Let's watch the clip.
*turns on the now familiar rant TV*
Salilus2099: Kill my ******** roommate Salilus2099: right now Salilus2099: I beg of you Athalwolf2099: ...*kills* Salilus2099: The guy waits until i'm asleep Salilus2099: Then searchs through my desk to find my newewst computer game Salilus2099: and installs without asking. Athalwolf2099: >_> Athalwolf2099: my roomie helps me cheat ^^ Salilus2099: Somehow I get alittle angry when I pay $53 on something and his cheap a** gets it for free Athalwolf2099: well uhhh Athalwolf2099: ... Athalwolf2099: send it to me? Athalwolf2099: ^_^ Salilus2099: ******** Salilus2099: You Athalwolf2099: say pay up Salilus2099: You don't seem to understand just how angry I am Athalwolf2099: yeah he stole from ya basically Salilus2099: For if you had said that to me right now to my face, I garuntee I would have knocked the s**t outta you Athalwolf2099: I know Athalwolf2099: thats why I WOULDN'T say that there Athalwolf2099: I'm not THAT dumb >_> Salilus2099: Good. >_< Athalwolf2099: uhh...go Athalwolf2099: uhhh Athalwolf2099: RA? Salilus2099: No go man Salilus2099: We were supposed to sign a contract about these things Athalwolf2099: what game is it? Salilus2099: and uh... we kinda didn't Salilus2099: So the RA would just go "Ohhhh, so sorry. Tough luck for you. ^^" Salilus2099: Fable Salilus2099: $50 Fable Athalwolf2099: ooo nice game Salilus2099: Yeah, fun as hell Athalwolf2099: uhh hmm... Athalwolf2099: delete it when he sleeps? Salilus2099: Like hell I'm doing that Salilus2099: His computer is riddled with like... fat unliableness Salilus2099: It will rub off on me Salilus2099: Turning me back into what I once was!! >_< Athalwolf2099: ...a brick? Athalwolf2099: always works ^^ Salilus2099: I am so tempted Salilus2099: Wait.. brick at him or at the computer? Athalwolf2099: ...either works Salilus2099: That's what I'm thinking Athalwolf2099: and im guessing you don't need the disk to play Salilus2099: You do infact Salilus2099: That makes it worse. scream Athalwolf2099: so...uhh Athalwolf2099: don't...give it to him? Salilus2099: Meh. Athalwolf2099: hide it >_> like a ninja Salilus2099: I did that last time Salilus2099: I hid it in my ******** underwear drawer Athalwolf2099: O_o Salilus2099: WHO THE HELL GOES IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER?! Athalwolf2099: not me Salilus2099: That's it... i'm putting it in the spider drawer. Athalwolf2099: hide it...uhhh...in the fridge Athalwolf2099: hell stick it in another box Salilus2099: Spider Drawer. scream Salilus2099: There are ******** brown recluses in there. Salilus2099: No one gets anything out... not even me. && Athalwolf2099: >_> that will teach him' Salilus2099: ******** yeah! scream Athalwolf2099: although my brick idea is alot faster Salilus2099: And alot more likely to get me expelled Athalwolf2099: eh Salilus2099: Something stupid about assault on other people Athalwolf2099: *looks around campus* Salilus2099: But what's he gonne do when he dies of spider poison?! Athalwolf2099: and all that is legal? Salilus2099: "My roomie put his game that he bought with his money in a drawer with spiders so I wouldn't get it and install it without asking, but I tried anyway and now i'm dieing!" Salilus2099: "Expell him!" Athalwolf2099: bwahaha Salilus2099: "...I'm just gonna let you die, a**. Seriously, who steals a game? rolleyes " Salilus2099: That last one being the College Dean Athalwolf2099: ^^
*throws the remote at the TV, shattering its screen*
I'MA KILL THAT b*****d!! I SWEAR IF HE STEALS ONE MORE GODDAMN GAME FROM ME I'LL STAB HIM UNTIL HIS ENTIRE BODY IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PILE OF MEAT READY FOR THE BUTCHER TO SELL!! &_&
*gets dragged off by anger management*
Salilus · Thu Sep 29, 2005 @ 07:44pm · 4 Comments |
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Oh yeah, and a rant too... |
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Hm... no new material for this week so I guess i'll have to fall back on one of my pre-recorded rants. Yiff fans be warned, this one might make you angry. Just like last time, it's me and Athalwolf doing our thing. This one is alittle more vulgar too.
*turns on the TV*
Salilus2099: I don't understand yiff Salilus2099: Please explain it to me. sad Athalwolf2099: uhhh Athalwolf2099: ... Athalwolf2099: neither do I Athalwolf2099: I just like the ears ^^ Salilus2099: I mean really now, especially the way the privates are drawn on these animal people. Athalwolf2099: oh.. Athalwolf2099: yeah thats kinda weird >_> Salilus2099: Usually, say the the animal is say... blue. All the privates are blue. This implies that this person has a fur covered p***s, or fur going right up their snatch Salilus2099: Who in their right mind would wanna ******** that?! Athalwolf2099: ... Athalwolf2099: crazy people Athalwolf2099: I like the...more girl than animal ones Salilus2099: Also, whats with the interspecies yiff? Salilus2099: Dog man ******** sheep woman. The Unicorn shivs the dragon Salilus2099: The sperm whale... i'm not even touching it. Athalwolf2099: >_> Athalwolf2099: and they always find some way to stick in a horse Salilus2099: Not only stick in a horse, but a horse whose p***s swells to the size that no other animal, especially not the things generally smaller than horses, can take. Athalwolf2099: and they always stick him with like...mouse woman or something Salilus2099: Also I ask this question, if horses are that well hung (and it's well known that they are) then by logic the female horses have the vaginal build to accept such a p***s, right? Athalwolf2099: yup Salilus2099: Meanwhile in yiff, even the horse women are incapable of handling this male. I'm under the impression all of its drawn by guys that have little to nothing under the hood and want to make up for it by having comic c**k praise. Athalwolf2099: ...hmm you have a good point there Athalwolf2099: *pokes his stolen game* ^_^ that kind I like Salilus2099: Ofcourse I do. I'm a pro at ramtomg/ Salilus2099: And ranting too. Athalwolf2099: yup Salilus2099: But another question about the interspecies ness. Salilus2099: Why oh WHY are lizards going with mammals? Athalwolf2099: ... Athalwolf2099: because >_> Athalwolf2099: its yiff Athalwolf2099: yiff! ^^ Salilus2099: I was under the impression that since their reproductive systems are completely different, it would make the act of intercourse slightly impossible. Athalwolf2099: hmmm lets see if I can find that pic Salilus2099: Then again these are the same people that draw a wolf with multiple penises Salilus2099: No pics Salilus2099: This is a rant convo. I don't need visual aids. Athalwolf2099: hmm can't find it Salilus2099: Wait wait... you say this as if you avidly look at yiff. Athalwolf2099: it was just the "everytime you bring physics into a conversation about anime...god kills a catgirl" pic Athalwolf2099: they have a bunch of ones >_> Athalwolf2099: >_> hark! what is that Athalwolf2099: it be the clock Salilus2099: Bring up more physics. Salilus2099: The cat girls are going down. Athalwolf2099: T.T Athalwolf2099: but I like cat girls Salilus2099: For what purpose? Athalwolf2099: ... Athalwolf2099: ^_^ Salilus2099: They're most fictional. Athalwolf2099: Fap fap fap fap fap Salilus2099: ...oh for the love of- v_v Athalwolf2099: now away to class I go! Athalwolf2099: ... Athalwolf2099: in a minute >_> Athalwolf2099: fap fap fap Athalwolf2099: ok ^^ and away! Salilus2099: I hate you much. -_-
*turns off the TV*
Right... sorry about Athal there. Apparently he's having some urges lately. >>
Oh, and check it out! A piccy just for me from teh super wonderful Okechi!! *rains all his love down on her*
Salilus · Tue Sep 27, 2005 @ 08:55pm · 2 Comments |
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