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Shezni Inundation Slimy Hats Inundation Slimy Hats Inundation Slimy Hats Inundation Slimy Hats Inundation WHAT BREAKFAST IS THIS? A BREAKFAST OF DESPAIR! YOU SPREAD THE SCRAMBLED EGGS OF MY BROKEN HEART ONTO YOUR TOAST OF LIES. YOU EAT IT WITH THE BACON OF BETRAYAL.
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D:<LIES. TOAST OF LIES. DO YOU REVEL IN MY PAIN? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LOVE? WHEN DID IT BECOME A WHISK TO MY EGG-Y HEART, THROWN INTO A BURNING PAN?!
This is the life, you see
the devil tips his hat to me!
And it's so easy being eeeeviiiil!
And I do it all for free-
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!♫
WELL HOW MUCH WILL YOU ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST WHEN I WHITHER AND DIE?! WILL YOU BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH YOURSELF THEN?!Woah, that's a pretty depressing breakfast, Hats. I hear some cereals are healthier and much higher in protein. 3nodding
Inundation What the heck are scientists DOING? They could be curing cancer but instead their WEIGHING BOOBS?
Lotusleaf645 I didn't read all of the pages, so I just skipped to this one, and what the crap. BOOBS WITHOUT NIPPLES. That just ruins it. Guys just want to look at them, so they can imagine that the nipples are eyes and they can look back. XD Exactly why. 3nodding
Lotusleaf645 ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Like, the top half, or whole boob or what? That's weird. I don't believe it! Where is this at again?
Inundation I feel like a Vomit Volcanoooo! I need some giant, flashing text to accurately display this.
Letishia I'm glad the KiMiles thing is spreading. It spreads as smoothly as a virus frosting.
Lotusleaf645
So anyway, I'm bored, had about 20 handfulls of M&M's, and need to do something.
Suggestions?
Inundation Lotusleaf645 Inundation Terrierlee Lotusleaf645 Inundation Terrierlee Lotusleaf645 Inundation Terrierlee Inundation Terrierlee Oh yeah, that's hot. Inu shall now die happy. * Melts into a puddle of goo*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFF. MMMMMMMMMF.Best comment as a puddle of goo... EVAR. H GOD. I CAN NO LONGER RETAIN PHYSICAL FORM. IT WAS SEXY ENOUGH WHEN THERE WAS NO COLOUR. BUT NOW. OH GOD. MMMMMMMMM. *bubbles*Now I'm so distracted by his tongue and sexy colours! D: I'll never get anything done. Inu? Inu?!? INU!!!!! *tries to restore using Alchemy* NO CRAP! It won't work. crying Oh wait, I'm nothing now, and you're a homunculus. Oh shizznit. eek *goes to Gate* NOOO! I WON'T DIE!!! ACK!! Someone save me with the Philosipher's Stone!! *Kimblee ate it... crying * Well now. Hey, let's just put her in a bucket or something. She'll be alright :3 " Bucket-o-Inu?" I was about to think of a sales pitch, but then I was like, "WHO WOULD BUY A BUCKET OF ME?" I'll be fine, as soon as my euphoria wears off, so your attempts were in vain, Leafy. 8D;; MMMMMMMMMMM.D: But, so my Selfless Sacrifice meant nothing? emo I thought you guys loved me more. Kimblee: MUAHAHA! I shall use the stone randomly to see if any random person is at the GATE! Me: *GASP!* YAY! KIMBLEE! Kimblee: Crap, a fangirl. Nevermind! *disappears* Me: o.o NOOOO! gonk I WOULD WANNA BUY A BUCKET OF INU D: *is hated* 'm sorry Leafy, I should have warned you. D: But at least you saw Kimblee... Kimblee. *drools* Terri: SRSLY? 8D I didn't know I was so valuable in liquid-in-a-bucket form! *is magically back alive* I want a bucket of Inu too!! D: You're not hated Terrier! We all love you! heart Kimblee... How can you drool when you're a puddle?
@Leafy: I dunno, BUT A BETTER QUESTION MIGHT BE, "How am I a puddle that can type?! And SURVIVE?!"
@Terri: I made the world a better place! Kinda! 8'D
Shinji_Shiranui Ruingaraf Shinji_Shiranui Ruingaraf No idea. XD Yes, it's been an age for me too, but I have to go back and read the whole Jiraiya fight, because I decided to read it when it finished, because I didn't have enough time.. and I didn't care enough about a guy that I knew was gonna kick the bucket anyway. No love for the old man huh? Of course you have love, ojiichan~! *tackles* It's nice to know that you care but I was talking about Jiraiya. *suddenly feels several years older than I actually am.*
moronic_badger `Lithium Rose Kalio `Lithium Rose Suirou `Lithium Rose Suirou Sorce Key Somniorum Spreading the Neji love.And making a place-marker post. Yeah but I active my trap card! Hidan love! It effects are very immortal and deadly! [Yu-Gi-Oh! Reference] I place Suigetsu love in attack mode- Now attack his life points directly! I summon Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris, use Super Special Awesome Karate Attack! That's minus 6 billion for you D:& Let's not get off-topic HOLD ON! I PLAY KONOHAMARU'S YURI NO JUSTU! TWO LEZBIANS ATTRACTS CHUCK NORRIS AND GETS HIM HARD! Thehn I ACTIVE A MAGIC CARD! KICK IN DA BALLZ! THAT GIVES YOU -10 BILLION. I WIN!
Why are there YuGiOh references occuring? IT HAS NO AFFECT. CHUCK NORRIS IS GAY D:& Now I'll use Mary Sue abilities! SUPER POWERFUL TECHNIQUE THAT CAN DESTROY THE UNIVERSE no jutsu I USE BOB SAGET! it's effect is that I automatically win and the subject must be changed off of Yu-Gi-Oh.
Shinji_Shiranui E m o C o r n e r Shinji_Shiranui What are Naruto and/or Kakashi thinking? We got a Gaara couch, a Naruto chair, coming soon Nibi love seat and the 4 tailed lounge chair.
Gapopo Minko_kun `G a a r a Shinji_Shiranui `Lithium Rose `G a a r a Shinji_Shiranui `G a a r a Shinji_Shiranui What would you have them do? All the great bad guys do it. It all depends on how they go about doing it. The malls a nightmare huh, did you go with a girl? That's the only time shopping turns into hell for a guy.
o_o and actually yes, I did went with a girl &_&...I never knew that you could spend three hours in one single store...but it happened today xX it was horrible.Was it Victoria's Secret? xD I know how you feel Gaara. And I had a girlfriend that worked at a Victoria Secret and I could always feel peoples eyes whenever I had to go in there. Makes me wish I was as stealth as Jiraiya. Nah, Jiraiya would just make Naruto do his Sexy Justu and tell people his taking his granddaughter out shopping. Naruto would be super pissed but, Jiraiya would enjoy himself.
Shinji_Shiranui Kaiser Khronos If I had that Naruto Mafia group...I'd start an escort service for the ladies. I'd be a millionaire within a week. But it would only be a front. With their ninja skills, they could clean out their date's houses! twisted Manwhorin, a truely profitable career for any anime pretty boy. Gaara, Sasuke, and Neji could make with the lovin while the rest of the group takes everything but the kitchen sink.
Sorce Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 `G a a r a Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 `G a a r a I say lies ;D! Chouji wants to see Shikamaru nakkid!
...Why don't we say they just want to see each other naked and leave it at that?
&& are you implying a threesome?...|D! XD!!
Ocean: Some new fanfic material. xD surprised
Kalio Akiru chan Ruingaraf Best crack theory yet! Lee's squirrel is Mysterious Leader-san! Will give ya props for that one.
explains why we never see his face.
The Akatsuki are ashamed of being led by a fuzz ball that could be used as Akamaru's chew toy. But he's a brillaint fuzz ball that could be a chew toy. Give him some credit. Not every squirrel can create an evil organization AND keep them in check. Only a very special squirrel can do that. ((Does that mean that Lee was the one whe instructed the squirrel in the ninja way?))
On VIZ editing Greed's cross in FMA:
Slimy Hats The whole series is about alchemy, a sin agaisnt God, and they're worried about offending Catholics? xD I think it's a little too late for that...
Akiru chan Kalio Akiru chan Kuritomo Hikari Or he could feed the Akatsuki to Manda... LOL.... Snake Chow!
Kibbles and Bits!
Now Akatsuki flavored!
Get yours today!
Ok... ((needs to be shot for that)) Now I'm imagining Manda looking at Kisame and Zetsu and going, "I hate fish sticks, and vegatables are for rabbits." LOL yeah I can see that.. but Deidara might be the cause of his really discomfort... might give him some gas... LOL.
Circumpolar Equinox Ruingaraf Circumpolar Equinox Ruingaraf Circumpolar Equinox Ruingaraf Circumpolar Equinox Ruingaraf Circumpolar Equinox I can't wait eitherrrr~. Kimblee driving a car = total win!
` s c o r p l i n g Arden Zeal Ruingaraf Kiba totally wears dog-bone ones. xd Neko and I have decided that Neji goes commando, Sasuke wears black silk with the crest on the a**, Lee goes commando or wears hearts, Gai goes commando (obviously), Shikamaru has reindeer, Chouji has food on his, Asuma wears just white, and Kakashi has Icha Icha boxers. xd That, or pawprints. What's sad is that I can totally see Lee and Gai going commando. Not too sure about Neji No Neji goes commando.
Only the main branch gets underwear.
lol
`G a a r a Ruingaraf Are we molesting Gaara? RUN GAARA RUN! Oh wait. Can we tie him down and make NejiXGaara? wink
I'm trying to follow a real topic that doesn't has 'lets molest Gaara and talk about his teddy bears fetish' xD!
Kalio [DarthTaco] `G a a r a `Lithium Rose `G a a r a =_= You are, you areeee...but since I have ducks around me right now...I can't do anything at the moment! I'm not a huggable person! I like my closet! -stays where he is...in the closet! Would hit anyone with a baseball bat if they touch him.- What if...
I GOT SHOUNEN BAT D& Not sand coffin? Apparentily not. It's 'Trip you down the stairs no jutsu' this time.
`Lithium Rose Gappopo `Lithium Rose Gappopo `Lithium Rose I trained my rabbit to climb up and down my stairs in case anyone wanted to know :3 ^o^
*Kicks it out a window, and runs off*
ninja
Life sucks Dx
-goes back to school tomorrow-
My week went by TOO fast Dx Yeah
You don't have to take it out on my rabbit &_&
He bites toes FTW!
Just not mine, but my dad's since he doesnt like him :3 ^o^
Can it swim? ;D
Well either way were going to find out
*chucks it into a river*
SWIM! T.T
Caramel!!
SUE NO JUTSU
I'm sueing you $5,000 for animal abuse, pain and suffering, and illegal use of a river D&
H i d a n Gappopo &3
I'm honestly going to stab someone with a spork if this chapter doesn't come out today.
Ruingaraf H i d a n Gappopo Ruingaraf Gappopo &3
o.o;
*Punches you in the boobs* Don't manhandle my lovely lady lumps. o-o *pimp slap* &3
OMFGLMAO!
That was some funneh s**t ;D
Now get back to your corner and make me some monneh! Dx *pimp slaps everyone* You are ALL my bitches!!!
Mordraugsereg Kuritomo Hikari Ruingaraf My friend and I figured out what's gonna happen: Orochimaru wants Sasuke's body. Sasuke will run away when he discovers he is to be raped, and Orochimaru will replace him with Sai, who will happily be the uke to Orochimaru's buttsecks. Naruto will have nine little fox-children with Hinata, each with one tail, and Sakura and Sasuke will elope to Mars. ... And that's when Sasuke will actually be nice to Sakura, and will stop calling Naruto a loser. That might happen when Pigs fly... Someone throw Ino off a cliff blaugh
Juuyonbi_No_Peko_=3 Shinji_Shiranui Nara Rei Sugar......Spice.....and ....everything Nice...these are the key ingredents to make the perfect little Gaara D:& You mix the ingredients for making a girl and you get Gaara, huh, then what are girls made out of? Snails, fungs and pubic hair...&O&
Letishia Ruingaraf Letishia Ruingaraf Letishia Yes, well, I'm only speculating. Hm... I think Ed's been paired up with almost everybody. But seriously, he's gotta end up with Winry! xd I can't think of anyone else better for him. Although the mental image of EdxLing/EdxAl/EdxRoy or EdxLingxAlxRoy is rather entertaining. xd Add Fuery in there for good measure. XD Havoc and Scar can come too. 3nodding xd Of course they can come! ^_^ One big happy orgy in Roy's office! Roy's office is probably the only place in the FMA world were that could and would happen. xd
Lithium Rose Key Somniorum Tsu! Stop being mean to me! *Smears Sasuke love all over the picture* *smears Neji love on a bagle and eats* Mmm the perfect cream cheese substitute.
moronic_badger *feels that Kuri is a little insecure about his masculinity for hating Sai for mentioning a reproductive organ he has*
Shinji_Shiranui Key Somniorum Shinji_Shiranui Key Somniorum *Sits in an empty, locked classroom eating her brownie. Turns to see the panther in the classroom* How do you DO that?! O.o *Panther drags Key back. Pets the panther on the head and sends him back to where he came from, "Guenhwyvar is better than good, he's magic.* I was helping you watch your diet. &.& I could say the same thing for you but we'd both be lying there.
Key Somniorum moronic_badger *notices keys back and changes his avi* IM READY! i now have as many weapons as i can possibly think of and robot parts and metal chains and a turtle shell as defence IM IMPENETRABLE! *Kick to crotch*
moronic_badger `Tsunade Sama` -kickj00rface- I'm violant tonight D:& *kicks you in the shin then runs* AHAHAH! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME IM THE GINGERBREAD MAN!......GINGERBREAD NO JUTSU *turns into a cookie that just falls to the ground*
Shinji_Shiranui See that Key, vegetables. Eat more of those instead of the chocolate brownies.
Kuritomo Hikari There are now three things in Naruto that scare me. 1. Evil Hinata 2. Femme Kiba 3. Sai
Key Somniorum SiriusReborn **Molests Key's sig** So does Riku ******** gently in his light form, rough in his dark form, and mix it up in his twilight form, or what? He can fill me with his power of darkness anytime. *Kicks her through a wall* O.O Don't make me summon the bunny!
SiriusReborn Chaos of Vincent Key Somniorum Simple, but so cute!By Evinawer. Hinata kinda looks like she wants to play a game, but Neji is tired or something. xd heart Oh Key, your idea of fangirling amuses me. I assume you haven't seen the fangirling you missed while you were gone? Oh Key, Key, Key. No Key. Clearly Hinata wants sex, and Neji isn't in the mood.
Shinji_Shiranui Ruingaraf Shinji_Shiranui That's what I'm here for. I thought you were here to be the sole mature adult on this thread. I can be that as well when it's needed.
Castitatis Lilium ~xDysfunctionalx~ Castitatis Lilium It's almost crackier then my newest OTP.
NarutoxInoxDeidaraxTsunadexYondaimexHidan.
:3
Okaaaay Naruto x Ino I like...Tsunade x Yondaime I like....O_o Hidan x Deidara I like...but all together O____o;; is just weird. I know. I just made that pairing up for one reason. THEY'RE ALL BLONDES! biggrin
`Tsunade Sama` Honsuke Yakura *looks at Tsunade-sama* OOOO, nice AVI... but if you're truely Tsunade, don;t you think you're missing a little... gerth? &3
Gerth? I'm going to take that as BOOBS
Gaia doesn't let me pick my tit size. ;3
Nara Rei Ruingaraf Kaxri Riku would just hold up his hand and make an energy shield. sweatdrop Then I'd throw a dead fish at him and run away... and hope he'd never find me.
Dead fish!!! You killed Kisame's mother you evil person!!! !!!
Then at one random monent when the fish was blocked Akamaru well fly in and eat it!!
Key Somniorum Ruingaraf So.... when you wave your magical shinai-sama over a bento lunch, a rabbit summon pops out? eek Darn skippy he does! o.o
Key Somniorum Ruingaraf I totally identify most with Akamaru. O_O Everyone else in the damn show has some sort of childhood trauma. That's not true. *Stares at her* ... *Continues to stare* ... &.&; Wait wait.... *Thinks* Hmm... well whaddya know.... Wait! Tenten and Shino have never had childhood trauma! Or any trauma! Or... apparently a childhood.... XD
 Ruingaraf · Thu Jan 11, 2007 @ 02:00am · 1 Comments |
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