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This is just an entry of funny things my friends say or I hear on the street, tv, movies or what I see people post on gaia. If you want me to take off your qoute, please PM and let me know, I will take it off immeditaly. Feel free to comment!

Sakura-chama:"I think the radiator just farted..."

Sakura-chama:"Your grass is ashy Riku."

KealeTheYaoiGod:"Link makes me happy in my pants."

Riku(tis me):"Omg Tails you're on my hit list!"

Riku(me again):"Tails just has this aura of ******** around him ya know? Im surprised Sonic and Knuckles held back for 15 yrs..."

Captain Jack Sparrow:"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!"

Sakura-chama's brother:"Im gonna get you Kikyo cream for Christmas Riku!" rofl

Shuichi(my friend):"Riku, yesterday you left your plastic, bottle, liquid thingy on the bus..."

Riku(tis me) :"But I don't know how to say please in Spanish!"
Sakura-chama:"It's por que!"
Riku:"I can't believe you just said that. You better hope no one Spanish heard you or they will slap you."

Sakura-chama:"You got owned by the carpet Whitney! The carpet got you! The carpet has total ownage of your soul!"

Justin Timberlake:"Im bringing sexy back." rofl

Ino(from Naruto):"Sheesh, you'd think her puppy died or something."

Kagome(from InuYasha):"My name is Kagome! Ka-go-me!"

makabee:"I remember that time when I asked what that anime lady what yaoi was. And she didn't really answer me. So, I then asked my sister and she said: its gay dudes. "

CRACK_MAN:"KILL YAOI!AND ITS MAKERS!" rofl

[Rainbow_Raincoats]:"You, sir, are a poopy butt."

CRACK_MAN:"like a homo can beat me. Ill kill em!" rofl rofl (like that'll ever happen... stare )

gothjet6:"Son?!!? YOU CALLING ME A MAN?!?!?"

Hudson Horstachio(Viva Pinata commerical):"Woah, don't break me open and take all my candy. Im a magical pinata, and if you get me down from here, I shall grant you all your wishes. For you, a pet cobra, karate lessons, and sunsreen."(the children put him down and he runs away) "Giddy up hyaa hyaa! That's called acting children!"

Riku(me):"If you wanna know how it feels like to take it up the up a**, get a d***o and stick it up there."

Sakura-chama:"I wanna stick a d***o up a boy's a**. Better yet, I wanna wear a strap on."

Sakura-chama:"Ryuichi has a whole branch up his a**."

Riku:"Cream's(from Sonic the Hedgehog) mother's name is Vanilla."
Sakura-chama:"Then her father's name must be Whipcream."
Riku::dies laughing:


More to come soon!(See Funny Quotes volume 2)