Usachan: Once upon a time
Usachan: there was a little person named Chiewn
Usachan: Chiewn had a wicked stepmother
Usachan: who was trying to make Chiewn marry his stepwitch so that they could have a baby
Usachan: But Chiewn was locked up in a tower, and had freakishlyl llong hair
Usachan: So one day this person named Chi came by and was all like, "DUDE HAIR!"
Usachan: and shot the Chiewn and sold him to the other witch who lived in that gingerbread house down the street
Usachan: And they all lived happilly ever after.
Usachan: The end.
Give me the opposite of Gatorade.
|Toga! Toga! Wrote:|
Oh noes! It seems another person has contracted a case of n00bularitis! . Symptoms of this virus include extremely limited brain capacity, especially in memory, and results in the brain spacing out whenever one tries to read more than one or two sentences of a post. Unfortunately, it seems that this poor soul could only manage to read the title before she spaced out. Other symptoms can include excessive arrogance, which is common in many other n00bs of this website and others
This terrible virus seems to be spreading fastest among new users of the internet but can be beaten if one is able to stay in discussions for long periods of time. However, there are places where there seems to be a very strong strain of n00bularitis that does not seem to go away and is slightly contagious with users who have previously beaten it. These places include the Gaia Chatterbox, 4chan and related sites, gURL.com forums, and Neopets(the worst case, it seems. Here even the staff has caught it!)
It seems this individual has contracted an unusual strain of the virus, rendering him unable to think of more than a fraction of a sentence before "fizzling out."
We must take a stand to defeat this horrible virus! Spread knowledge, start discussions! They are the cure to n00bularitis! We must stop this virus in its tracks before it spreads!
This is what bored_Ed meant to say before he fizzled: "Seek help is what I need to do. You see, I have a horrible attitude towards homosexuals yet I know this attitude is unjustified. I know that recognizing a problem is the first step to recovery, so can any of you helpe me get over this strange animosity towards people not like me?"
Does that mean Corellion Wicca is invalid?
|Cougar Draven Wrote:|
|Marijuana's illegal because Wm. R. Hearst was the first recorded instance of an emo b***h.|
|Behold Elf Lord Chiewn...The king of long-a** long-winded damn-they're-so-long posts...|
|Oh, have you played 'The Sims?' What happens in the end?|
They all die! OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
|As for the rest of Leviticus, unless you're at Red Lobster with God Hates Shrimp signs, hushup.|
That's why I don't own knives, because knives are used to stab people... wait, no, that's retarded.
omg stfu gawd iz reel adn he is sooo perfickt taht he dosnt need grammes w/e taht iz
Neither is being female.
Oops! Looks like Heaven's a sausagefest.
I almost just died of irony poisoning.
|Cougar Draven Wrote:|
Capitalization (x3), Spelling, Correct punctuation (x2)