Hi Dudes and Dudettes
I will apologise in advance for my extremly bad typos
Now the title of this is rants and raves, but at the minute my life is pretty quiet, who am I kidding?
Ok step one to learning about me: get used to hearing people bitching about you to your face or so loud that you can hear it anyways e.g Omg what a b***h she said so and so when I said blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, all i said was that i didn't care that there was water on the desk i mean jeez talk about over reacting.
Step two: get used to be becoming an insult e.g i would prefer to hear "her" comment than yours i mean i was standing next to her for f****'s sake!!
Step three: get used to having insults thrown at you, e.g you fat ugly good for nothing cow, you b***h, you retard, no one is talking to you so shut up!!
Step four: enhance your wit, yeah well i would rather look like this than the slut that you look like,(oh and if they go better slut than tramp either slap/punch them or say tramp?, please you know what a tramp looks like everyday when you look in the mirror)
Step five: I know that everyone says that sarcasmism is the lowest form of wit but believe me it the most useful thing that you could have. If you can master the sarcasmism you are complete, oh and do yourself a favour and do not follow these steps no matter how desperate you are, that includes if you are a weemo , believe it or not i am no weemo no matter how schisse my life appears to you, its not half as good as it looks. I guess that after god knows how many years of taking the s**t as it comes you get used to it
If you have crap in your life that you wish to express then please email me and i would gladly do it for you ( not that i need any more in my life thank you very much!)
P.S does anyone know how the colour thingum works as mine is broken, I didn't do it!
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