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You're not cool. You're just bait.
Everywhere I go, I always see some idiot wearing the anarchy with such pride. When I call them an idiot, they dont even know why! It's frusterating I tell you! These delusioned morons running around wishing for no government. It's upsetting that humanity could produce such vegetable offspring. They dont realise that if there was no government, that they would have to fend off people who actually know how to use a gun. I tell them that, but they just say, "I'll shoot them first!" YOU'RE A FREAKING IDIOT! Chances are you're not going to get much stealing done, because there are lots of people who hate you and you'll be shot and all your stuff would be taken by someone like you who would be shot anyways!
Another thing you must realise: all that would be worth stealing won't work! Why? Because there would be no electricity! No electricity to play your silly little X-Box. No electricity to run your stupid little TV shows you watch. No electricity to do anything that you depend on so badly. You wont have the police to save you from all the many people who want to pound your face into your shoes. You wont have the thrift store to buy all the junk you wear from.
You probably dont even have wilderness survival skills! In the event of anarchy, you would have to run to the forest with a big gun to survive for a decent amount of time. You would have to learn what plants are edible. You would have to learn what insects are edible. You would have to learn how to build a shelter. How to build a fire. How to survive somewhere. What's this you say? Anarchy is sounding like boy scouts? THAT'S RIGHT! Anarchists dont realise that anarchy = boy scouts. You need boy scouts training to survive.
Wow! This isn't sounding fun for you is it? You may earn my respect enough to put you back at zero instead of some hopelessly low negative number if you burned anything you have that has that idiotic "A" in a circle on it. That's right. Burn it. Burn it all!
Anarchists are idiots unless they actually know how to survive. Then they're just crazy hermets...
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