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smilies/icon_xd.gif my brain is about to blow up....

@Hezaku: smilies/icon_redface.gif *snuggle* ^^

My brain is almost on overload. *kisses your cheek* ^_^ you seem to be a person I'd like to get to know Ms. Coyne. smilies/icon_smile.gif



*Pierces youer lip with a 9 inch Dagger. Hands off. smilies/icon_scream.gif







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*ish still teh drunk* and my AJ is still not online *sighs*

What special relationship do you have with her?



LOL we keep eachother Sane, just talk alot... and I have missed her like 5 times today smilies/icon_crying.gif







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Kira Catgirl Wrote:
smilies/icon_gonk.gif *isn't a fan of being glomped*

*pushes you away* *glomps Kaiser*

I said I'd be back x3

*sings and dances* And so, you have returned, to me! I never could've thought it.... da, da, da, da, da, daaaa da-da daaaa!!

The burger king man in your siggy is scary smilies/icon_gonk.gif

*hugs you* &3

It's alright. He doesn't bite, his face is too stiff. ^_^ And if you want, I'm sure Anon is glompable. It might hurt if you smack into him too hard, but he won't fall over. smilies/icon_3nodding.gif

smilies/icon_rofl.gif Alright...lets test....

*runs into Anon*

SMACK!

ow.....my face......smilies/icon_gonk.gif
Anon, you have really hard shoulderblades...smilies/emo.gif








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smilies/icon_rofl.gif ROFL!!!!

...a chuck taylor...

A bald person's head. =3

smilies/icon_eek.gif I think I'll stick to bananas, dildos and Archy's unmentionables!

-edited it- smilies/icon_rofl.gif

Oh yes, and them smilies/icon_heart.gif






Kaiser Kitasudesu Wrote:

AJ!! If you go AWOL on me again I'll have you court marshaled!







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*sighs*

All this talk about relationships depresses me.

Alex...



You got me AJ smilies/icon_wink.gif

But you dont love me.

ouch damn you got burned! smilies/burning_eyes.gif







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*kicks MPT*

Where are the reg's? smilies/icon_crying.gif *sniffle*



They have all disappeared.

*sigh* It's been ages since I saw Greg here....


Who,your boyfriend? smilies/icon_stare.gif


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Shut up. And no. He's not my boyfriend.

[insert bitchy comment about Alex's girlfriend here]

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=DDDDDDDDDDDD DAT'S THE OLD AJ I KNOW! -pinches her cheeks- so cute at a young age. xDDD







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HO s**t! I'm a bodiless voice!!!!!
-twilight zone music-

Life would be so much weirder if you were part of the MPT 0_o

Seeya Anon *waves*


And a lot awesomer. Cause ya know.... I am so awesome i RADIATE awesome. smilies/icon_cool.gif Or was it that radiocative waffle i ate this morning?

A LOT LOT weirder.

But some of the people probably hate you smilies/icon_sweatdrop.gif *shrug*

*waves bye to Dooley, even though she left like half an hour ago* &.&;;


-sighs happily- what would life be like if no one hated me? i love to be hated,it's fun. it's like,"i hate you". "KISS MAH WILLY WHITE a**." =D

......gotta go. I'll be back guys.







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I have to go now, I love you all smilies/icon_heart.gif

*pats your behind* I love you too. ^w^

*waves to Ice*

AWESOME! DOOLEY PATTED MY BUTT! smilies/icon_whee.gif






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Ugh....kill me....kill me now.....D;

*bad day at school*

Asphixiation or blood loss? smilies/icon_surprised.gif

Drug overdose would be better @__@;;;







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Ice Wyvern Wrote:
Gaia is trying to make people gay. smilies/icon_ninja.gif

=o

Avatar dressing, interior design...After being on Gaia, I'm in the mood to be zecked in the butt.

.[-].
I've got one hand in my pocket, And the other one is giving the peace sign.




I don't think Gaia did that to you smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif

*dies of laughter* xD







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[[Nameless]] Wrote:
*Self implodes and forms a miniature black hole over his smouldering corpse*

*gasp* *pushes AJ into the hole* smilies/icon_4laugh.gif


Get her outta my v****a! D':


But I like being in your v****a smilies/icon_xd.gif

*rolls on floor laughing his a** off, while slightly turned on*







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"Slightly"?!

D:&


i was underexagerating the amount of turned on i was.

i was really turned on ^^


Hm'kay then.

Get in my mangina. D&


whoa whoa whoa, i was turned on by the chicks in you mangina, i would melt your mangina off with sulfuric acid before i would get in u sick freak lolz


I have cookies and milk... D;

And why didnt I get any cookies and milk? D;







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MananaMisha Wrote:
@Isha: Isha wants a hug?

He felt as though he had just been forced through a very tight rubber tube.

The underlined bit made me LOL!!!! smilies/icon_rofl.gif






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MananaMisha Wrote:

"Are you alright?" asked Dumbledore, looking down at him solicitously.
"The sensation does take some getting used to."

xD

0_0;;






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Ice Wyvern Wrote:
The person who sits two seats behind me in physics is naked Jason.

Naked Jason? sounds good. smilies/icon_xd.gif

That should be an m. @_@;; Ice's mind is broke today.







MananaMisha Wrote:
There's someone at my school with the last name Wangless xD







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I don't know, dammit! You're a sexy guy! Stop making me thin you're a woman! *breaks down*

Uhh, maybe you should tell her the truth Madam One Bone Less...


*sigh*
the truth is it was a freak accident. I was once the strong the bold the almighty god Lupig...then i had a sex change to join my yaoi lover OBL...i couldnt control my urges any longer, it was just to much
*shakes head in depression*
but now he and i are together forever
*hugs OBL*
isnt that right hun?

*slaps Rez* I thought we had something!!!! ;_;


@Nameless: You called? smilies/icon_wink.gif

I thought you had something with Phasma!

.....*blushes* Yeah smilies/icon_redface.gif

Sorry.
I thought you were a transvestite.







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ugh, someone reported my sig in. smilies/icon_stare.gif

'Cuz I'm sure I won't be able to see th' stars.
'Cuz I'm sure I won't be able to see you.

Again!? smilies/icon_gonk.gif

again. smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif
they claim becaus eit was too big, and they added in, "why not change your sig, like show less n****e?" smilies/icon_stressed.gif


'Cuz I'm sure I won't be able to see th' stars.
'Cuz I'm sure I won't be able to see you.

Sorry, but that's a pretty funny comment smilies/icon_rofl.gif







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*throws up all over your shoes*

How do you like them apples? smilies/icon_mad.gif

Darkness from twilight, crimson from blood that flows, buried in the flow of time.
In Thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness!
Those who oppose us shall be destroyed by the power you and I possess!


DRAGON SLAVE!

.......
*slams Coyne once more*
Whack-a-Coyne smilies/icon_surprised.gif







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Regulars....regulars....cooome to meeeee...smilies/icon_heart.gif

did oyu say come "to", or come "on"?
quickly answer! smilies/icon_gonk.gif


'Cuz I'm sure I won't be able to see th' stars.
'Cuz I'm sure I won't be able to see you.

Maybe I said "Come onto me". smilies/icon_xd.gif

You can *cough* come on me or *cough* come to me.

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*is wiping hand with a tissue* what was that? ^.^ j/k smilies/icon_xp.gif

'Cuz I'm sure I won't be able to see th' stars.
'Cuz I'm sure I won't be able to see you.







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Ice Wyvern Wrote:
Ice is a girlie.

Your p***s begs to differ.







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Did anyone do gemini yet? *is looking through past posts*


Gemini (May 21 - June 21) --

Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never who you are ******** that day. They have had sex. A lot of sex. Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high. The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION. Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have ********: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few. If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set the mood for sex no matter WHERE you might end up. They WILL take the initiative. They live off their charm. If they are male and gay they will still be the greatest ******** your female friend has ever had. Go figure. They are also Voyeurs but always willing to lend a hand ... or any other part of anatomy. If they are depressed, suck on their fingers, that always seems to cheer them up. Their goal is to ******** in the front row of the OSCARS when the cameras pans on them so that they can wave


there you go hun

We got the best one Daniel! xD







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*sighs*

*licks* FEEL BETTER! smilies/icon_scream.gif







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dooleysdacrazy Wrote:
Cross, my mind is not perverted. It just lacks the usual child safety filters.

*adds quote to journal* xD

Aww, damn. xD

You've been there before. Just look for the purple writing. 0_o

MPT quotes (ever-growing)

I am in there way too often if you ask me. >.<;;;;







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dooleysdacrazy Wrote:
Dooley is not naughty! smilies/icon_gonk.gif


You're right. It's not Dooleydanaughty. It's Dooleysdapervy.






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dooleysdacrazy Wrote:
To describe AJ new words need to be invented.

Every word you say is classic. *adds to journal also*







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"I swear, AJ came onto me first your honor!"

Objection! D; He pulled down my panties and started doing naughty things I didn't like! D; *false cry*

Seeya in jail, sucker smilies/icon_twisted.gif


*pulls out the video evidence of AJ without panties jumping on Bardawc*

He told me to, your honor! He said that if I didn't then he'd do bad things to me again! *points to the condom in his hand*


Oh this, it isn't mine. It doesn't even contain my semen. *pulls out DNA evidence*
Infact, this belongs the to first person to ever have sex with AJ.

+Tune in next time to discover the identity of AJ's first lover in the next instalment of, "It Wasn't Me!"+







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Anon Zytose Wrote:
Why do I feel so tired? -.-


Did AJ force herself onto you too?







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*enters and hopes to be quoted by friends*

;_;

Ajayjayjay <33







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Merciless_Bitch666 Wrote:

*molest aj* smilies/icon_mad.gif

*is molested* You know Mercy, you could've just asked. =__=;;;







Phasma_Magus Wrote:
You look like a beautiful mistress...







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What gets me the most is when they were still in the shire, and he went off about the hobbits, and who they ran in to that morning, and what kind of breakfast they had, and how many STDs they had... Just... unnessissary information. smilies/icon_xp.gif


(conversation about Gollum in Bilbo/Frodo's house...? It's like, on the 10th page or something smilies/icon_rofl.gif )

*dies of laughter* "how many STDs they had..." xD

Yah, Hildebrant Tuck died of sever herpies, which he got from Daisy Trendlethorn, who got it from Hairy McSac, who also got syphillis of the bum from Milo Butsecks.
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Isha.Nee Wrote:
Hello Coyne



.......*screams* D;

o.o

Jesus Christ! You even pull the same face as him! That's...disturbing. *now can't wait for Halloween to pass*

I dunno, I kinda like being Anon, except for the pacifist thing, I can never be pacified.

Isha? A pacifist? Am I in an alternate reality or something? -___-;; *pinches self*

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