I'm somewhat successfully making a living off of counting cards in Gambino Casino, but 'shhhh' ... the last thing I need is to be booted out for counting cards!
I'm also applying my skill to a job I'm actively seeking at the moment. And accounting job, that is.
How fun that would be. Getting paid to organize the numbers 0-9 with minimal document description!
Even moreso, I've been working on perfecting the Exchange Cutoff program. What it does is take the fractions of cents that get cut off from exchanges and account compoundings, and transfers these half-cents to my own personal account I've set up as a dummy account.
It's not quite done yet, there are still a few bugs to work out, but I'll be giving it a trial run in a couple of days. Anybody who tries to rat me out will feel my wrath, and anybody interested in taking part of this superb opportunity is more than welcome to leave me an invoice (PM) and I'll be sure to call (PM) you back ASAP.
This could revolutionize accounting forever, and make us the richest intellects ever!
But enough about my brilliance. On to other matters.
I've noticed that the market is holding steady at 2 gold per ticket. But because I'm able to bid and snipe tickets for much less, I'm able to buy tickets PERSONALLY at higher prices than others!
Currently, I'm tallying up all my ticket winnings in the marketplace, and I have accumulated over 30,000 tickets for less than 58,000 gold. The actual numbers crunch to around 1.846 gold per ticket.
I can tell you now that I surely have bought much less than 30,000 tickets through PERSONAL trades and at higher prices than 2.1 gold per ticket.
I honestly think that it would be wise if people would start listening to my voice, and let me handle their tickets. I can get them a greater return on tickets than most have tried and failed to do!
And on to reasons most unpleasant. I've recently signed up for schooling to get a Gaian degree so I can actually claim certification when applying for a job.
I'm taking Finite Mathematics, Accounting, and Computer Applications & Office Technologies for this semester at GCC (Gaian Community College) and am swamped with 'home'work!
It's not that the work is hard, but it's just very tedious. With my large cranial capacity, I'm able to go from step A to step D without working out steps B and C!
It just comes to me naturally. A skill I was born with which will greatly aide my cause for regional domination!
MWUHAHAHAHA!!!
*ahem* excuse me...I got off onto something of a tangent. Bringing it back...
I look forward to assisting any and all of you who come by this transmission by chance, and with any luck, you could be my right left-hand woman/man!
Dycedarg Beoulve
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