Alright it started off as a pretty normal day. I got up, polished my glorious whip of doom and made myself a bowl of cornflakes and bananas. Now that's a man's breakfast! But the peace would not last. Oh no, it never does.
"Sothere'sthisoldhouseright?! Andit'sfallingapartright?! SoIwasthinkingthatweshouldgofixitup!" Yup, it was another Mameha moment.
Oh don't get me wrong, I love Mameha to death as a friend. She's nice and pretty and.. Now I'm just veering off topic. So she had once again picked my lock or at least that's what I thought.
"What? How'd you get in...?" I asked, pointing my milky spoon at her.
She walked around the table and sat on the other side, placing her folded hands beneath her chin. Picturesque innocence. Yeah right. "I left a spare key under the mat. I'm smart, y'know." I should've seen that coming. Note to self: remove said key. "So whad'dya say?"
What could I say? Saying no to her would mean my eventual death. Looking down at my now soggy cornflakes I sighed in defeat. "...Sure." I shoveled a spoonful of cereal into my mouth and held back a gag reflex. Blegh, soggy.. Feeling a pair of certain eyes on me I looked up to find Mameha doing that odd staring thingeh she always does. I did what I do best, I stared back.
"You gonna eat that?" She asked me pointing at my bowl.
"Yes.."
Little did I know this would turn into the oddest adventure of my life.
Frey's Secret Guide to Understanding Mameha
I'm a signature~!


User Comments: [1] [add]
User Comments: [1] [add]
Community Member