It's my birthday. I'm 18 now, meaning I'm officially an adult.

Why do I have to be male? At least I was able to call myself a "boy" before. Now I'm a grown man.

I know birthdays are supposed to be happy, but this is just flat-out depressing. I hate being a "man". It's so disgustingly masculine. How long until I LOOK like a grown man too? Maybe I'll be an ogre like my dad.