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Vitacora del Capitan, Fecha estelar...
I just was thinking... So be afraid.
Who's Potemkin? Well, let's just say that if I went and sent
a picture of Potemkin to a girl under 18, or if I let a girl under 18 to play with him,
I would be in a sea of problems of the legal kind.
So, you got who's Potemkin? 'Cause if you didn't, I'll rather that you stop trying. Thanks.

Anyway... Potemkin is just weird. I mean, I met this girl,
you know, the kind of girl you would think she's a model,
and not like hight couture walking dead looking kind of girl,
but more like a South American Hawaiian Tropic bikini model.
That's the kind of chick that you would think is drive you crazy kind of hot? Right?
However, I looked down at Potemkin, and asked him what he thought about her,
and he was just like "Meh; can take her or leave her, ask Brain".
And that left me feeling like "Really?", 'cause you would think a girl like her
would have to be every man's type. Like the O negative of hooking up;
but not for Potemkin. And he was as being as honest as he was deflated, if you know what I mean.

But then what happened? I met this other girl, and she was like...
Imagine Velma from Scooby Doo, if she were a Suicide Girl who does Kickboxing.
I barely took a glance at her, and Potemkin went all "Ineh Chooooh!", if you catch the reference.
And I was like: "For real?", 'cause I don't mean to be mean to her,
but physically, aside from a truly epic booty, all she had was an Ok face and cute A-cups;
So what was it? Was it the tattoos? The glasses? The geeky vibe? All of the above?
But I couldn't get an answer from Potemkin, because he just kept singing "Creep" by Radiohead.

So, in conclusion: there is nothing else I can say. Potemkin is just weird confused



Long live the Optimal Zombie Extermination Service!
Hear my voice, it's creeptastic!
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We won't try to cure them with love, but with lead.
Listen to my journal! biggrin



 
 
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