they'll show you medical studies to demonstrate milfs on the beach . They'll show you another
survey that establishes group therapy is more efficient when conducted in the
Bare. They will mention statistics that say nudists are typically richer and better-
educated than your average fabric-wearing drone. They say that nudists,
rather than being sexual deviants, are statistically less likely to commit sex
Offenses or incest and engage in extramarital relationships than the sickos in the
Cloth world.
They assert that clothes is a breeding ground for bacteria.
They say one's skin has to breathe, to absorb and excrete,
and that clothes subverts many of the skin's natural functions.
They maintain that full-body exposure to sunlight assures a
higher absorption of Vitamin D, essential to the immune
system. They claim that nudity improves fertility, clears
psoriasis, and prevents Lyme disease. They say that bask
-
ing nude in the sun fights many kinds of http://wildnudists.com , even
skin cancer. They say that clothes impede the body's cir-
culatory, reproductive, and lymphatic functions. They
say these ball-smashingly tight blue jeans I'm wearing
right now could potentially lead to testicular cancer.
The loyal fkk feels, deep in the bot-
tom of the sockless toes he squishes in the
grass, that he lives in a basically more
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moral, equal, and reliable world than those
in the fabric world. Applying desiccated
grey-pubed leftist jargon and pompous,
Francophilic gobbledygook amid feely-meely
googly Edenic let's-all-mush-collectively-in-a-
gooey-protoplasmic-Love-Soup aesthetics,
the fkk theorist proposes a loftier, more
spiritually advanced way of living that is available to anyone simply by
droppin' trou. But don't be fooled---his form of nudism aspires to considerably
more
than mere triflin' nakedness---it seeks to create a utopian society, to victor
the struggle for women's independence, and to maybe even smash the patriarchy if
There is any time left after all that other things. He proposes a world which
accepts...nay,
celebrates
...the human body, with all its warts, rashes, sagging
flesh, ingrown toenails, and swampy butt-stank.
THE NUDIST WORLD,
despite all its delusions of philosophical grandeur
and human uplift, will eternally stay a badly
tacky
world characterized
by goofy jokes, by
Elmer Fudpucker at the Nudist Colony
comedy albums,
and by zany fkk-camp cartoons depicting a guy who can take two cups of
coffee in his hands and a dozen donuts on his
boner. 'Tis a world encapsulated in irritatingly
clever catchphrases such as &Skin doesn't equal
sin& and &I Have got a brand bare perspective!& and &We
are nude, not lewd& and &Grin and bare it!& It's a
world filled with an uncomfortably high quotient of
pervy weirdlin's who, if it were not for nudism,
would be into, oh,
Star Trek
to meet their lonesome
itch for communal belonging.
In many ways, nudism is also the natural-created
enemy of pornography. Nudism proposes that
all
of us should be naked,
while porno posits that only a
few
of us should. That is a monumental differ-
ence. Porno depends upon the general societal suppression of nudity, or it
Would not be special enough that people would pay for it. Much of the sex
Sector's abundance is truly dependent upon the mainstream
Quelling
of
nudity. If nudity were commonplace, it wouldn't be so &exotic,& and men
wouldn't actually PAY only to see a girl's naked tush.
I often side with the pornographers. My main beef with social nudism,
Aside from the oceans of aesthetic cheese, is the indisputable, established-by-
science fact that some people SHOULD be hung up about their bodies. I am
currently seeking evidence for my anthropological thesis that clothing was
initially invented not as vain, peacock's-feathers-design adornment...nor for
weather-related reasons...nor to conceal a sense of nude shame...but completely as
punishment for unattractive people.
I
love
my body. Yours, I'm not so crazy about. There are so many people I
wouldn't desire to relate to on a nude amount. If I do not even need to look at
them clothed, why would I want to see them with their s**t all up-front and
in my face? I do not feel so swell about Utopia if it means I have to be naked
along with everyone else.
Still, the warm wind feels fantastic on my exposed skin. But for now, I Will increase
the fence around my
own
garden
of Eden and frolic there. Me and
m'woman'll practice our own pri-
vate brand of Anti-Social Dystopian
Nudism. I like the notion of nudity
for me...but not for thee. Or as a
lady friend succinctly phrased it
as soon as I asked for her ideas on
nudism, &I don't need to look at
somebody else's trash.&
MILESTONES IN
NUDIST FILM
Until the late 1960s, the only LEGAL way for
Americans to ogle the naked human form in print
and on film screens...well, the naked
White
form, anyhow, since
National Geographic
had no
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