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Whee

It was a choice to live this lesser of two evils lifestyle. I lived the other one. There's more than 2, obvs, but this is the lesser of the two known versions.

See, the other one would have ended. I'd have been killed by the po-po or some other hero-of-lore figure if I lived some of the alternatives. I could imagine playing with all your pieces of paper everyday, being the one paying those bills. Your lives suck, you've told me yourselves numerous times. I could imagine actually doing it. ********, you'd be blown up if I had to live your lifestyle.

I prefer the risque lifestyle of probz ending up in a homeless shelter than to actively live the life that's caused all of your insufferable attitudes. I need to be cleansed of your purity.

Ya know, if I'm ever picked for jury duty again, but this time they actually give me a case to pass a judgment on, could you imagine that? I mean, I ********' h8 every one of you. I'll give you a guilty verdict regardless until you all agree with me... lul, no. I'll just go with the flow until we leave. I give no s**t wut happens to you, but isn't that the great thing? It's like, ********, why do you want me to go so much when you don't want to give a s**t what my opinion is on anything, anyway? Aren't I considered one of those "untrustworthy" atheist-like figures that you don't take any advice from? Why do you insist upon me going? Ya know what my intentions are, but you'll probz still mail me those shitty papers to pretend someone like moi should be given the voice to wut happens to some tard.

It's like, you don't want me around, but suddenly this "duty" calls and you want me there. You just want me to take a selfie with you and think all of your precocious nonsense goes with it. Peeps complain about that draft, too. Like, if I was there, when you don't want me to be the gun holder, but think of the possibilities.

Like, your lives suck, but if you take a selfie, it'll all go away. The pain you get from not living my lifestyle drives you to take a selfie. Then, when the selfie is on the internet, I'm there, looking at your selfie. This pains you, so you take it down b4 I can comment on it. You don't want my opinion on your selfie, because that's you, vulnerable, in the mainstream image taking technique, and I'm there, commenting on the way you held the camera. You're scared I might be able to take a better selfie, so you rage.

#profound