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MY ******** UP DAYS
Meet Mr. Tomato
Basic Biography Quiz
. . . About me . . .

Name: Guytono Tomato
Age:55 bajjilion
DOB:I wasnít born, but my DOD is yesterday
Hair Color: orangutan
Eye Color: vortex
Height: -3 inches
Weight: I way 5 tons
Race: I race racecars made by matchbox
Birthplace: tomato town
Current Location: in your mind

. . . Favorites . . .

Colors: obviously red
Scent: duuuuh tomatoes
Drink: tomato juice yes Iím a cannibal
Food: cannibal
Television Show: telletubies the red one reminds me of my uncle Josephine Tomato
Movie: when tomatoes take over the world
Location on Earth: your garden
Person: old man Johnson my farmer
School Subject: the history of the prenunciation of tomato
Season: tomato season... summer

. . . This or That . . .

Apples or Oranges: what the ******** Iím a tomato
Football or Basketball: basket balls look more like tomatoes
Pencil or Pen: i ******** hate them both a little kid killed my mom with one
Marker or Crayons: crayons do less damage on my people
Spoon or Fork: the horror
Watercolor or Acrylic: acrylic makes my family look better
Books or Television: television I got really hot off last years tomato documentary
Sharpies or BICs: they both hurt bad
MP3 or CD: Mp3s the cut less easily
CD or Cassette: cassette for same reason
DVD or VHS: VHS as said above
Regular or Chocolate Milk: Both I taste bad with either
MTV or VHI:MTV the opening color vortex of last summer reminded me of my hippie days
MTV or Fuse: where the hell can you get fuse
Meat or Veggies: what the ******** Iím a TOMATO
Ice Cream or Frozen yogurt: I taste bad with both so either

. . . Friends . . .

Best: Kerry the worm
Loudest: very confused meataterian crow
Most Popular: my sexy hunny hunny dew
Shyest: Mr. potato head
Most Outgoing: Pumpkin Joe
Prettiest: Senior Corn Head
Ugliest: Bob the gourd
Smartest: My grape tomato children
Most Artistic: misure apple
Quirkiest: Indian corn
Most Annoying: Mr. Weed High
Oldest: Zee rock
Youngest: The may fly
Newest: the oncoming fall

. . . School . . .

School attended: grape school for the arts
Grade: 5 potato
Favorite teacher: Miss ameba from disease prevention class
GPA: 5 slug pellets
Future goals: Is to not be eaten

. . . Future . . .

Marriage? my wife has already been eaten
Age to marry? ive been married 800 times
How many children? i lost count
Names? do you really want me to name all of them
Perfect Wedding: free from hungry bugs
Perfect career: tomatotoligist
Perfect City to Live: a city of vegans who believe tomatoes are brought back souls
How would you like to die? By being left on the vine and falling to earth to repopulate for the next year
How old would you like to live to? Iím 55 bajjilion I just want to die...

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  • User Comments: [2]

    Thats hot. XD


    comment Shaylinx · Community Member · Mon May 29, 2006 @ 02:22am
    Now aren't you glad that I made you take the survey?!

    *continues to hug*

    HUG SESSION!


    comment MoobiJoobie · Community Member · Tue May 30, 2006 @ 12:32pm
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