"So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time"
-Abe Simpson
Remember the good ol' days? And i don't just mean before cell phones or reasonable internet speeds. i mean the good ol days. Likely when you were still a virgin, even, unless you were put into foster care and then i mean around six years old. i was going to say raped by an uncle but i said adopted which i also am...i met my uncle maybe four times in my life and, rest his soul, he would have laughed at that joke! And then he'd tell me:
-to go clean up.
-that it was better if i didn't talk.
-to let him gimme a "hobo stick".
-that it's ok because i'm adopted and we're not really related.
-to wait til my father got home.
i love my father. The moral of that joke is to love thine father...
That's some biblical humour.
Also i hope some of you look up "hobo stick" because there is just something about the open road...
Pascal.
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