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Breaking News: Someone Broke My News; Please Stop Breaking
Schizophrenics, AKA the general populace, have recently not informed me of anything.
Painting a picture:
I am on the internet. The internet is filled with autistic Pokemon fans. Let me tell you about that. You see, the creator of Pokemon has been noted as having autism. Use a search engine; I don't feel like giving you a link. Is this correlation relevant? Check your local listing for news at 11.
Establishing political canvas:
1. A Pokemanz fanboy cannot handle being called names on the internet.
2. Same fanboy claims to have "political fortitude" like other schizophrenics.
3. Schizophrenics set profile to private to avoid attacks.
4. Autists claim to know everything about politics.
5. Fanboy fears putting any info including image or first name on profile.
6. Schizophrenic can't handle death threats or giving out information.
7. Conspiracy theorist thinks government watchdogs will do something to them.
8. Nothing happens to 99% of Facebook users despite complete information being there.
9. MMO subscription autists continue to pay for the same game repeatedly in a literal sense and think they can accuse others of paying for the same thing when it's a sequel.
10. Autists think they got what it takes to run the country.
11. Schizophrenics think they got what it takes.
12. Pokemanz think they got what it takes.
13. Peeps are too scared to tell the internet who they are cuz they think "hackers" are going to bother.
14. ???
15. There's a guy that goes by "Vermin Supreme" who wears a boot on his head that runs for local government.
Conclusion:
I sit here and listen to elitists. They call themselves the smart of the smart, the coup-de-grace, the panderers to universal, "rational" logic. Some of them are overpaid s**t-stains; some of them deserve to have their lives taken away. Yet, let me try to get something clear as crystalline silk, here.
There's a guy wearing a boot on his head. He has the balls to run for local government. Yet, I'm on a site of paranoid, delusional half-wits who are "Such Confident", "Much Manly", "Many Smartness", "Wow" and "So Intelligence" that they can't handle giving out any information and simultaneously expect me to do something their "smerl bersness" owning/sympathizing a** doesn't have the balls to do. Do you peeps have no conviction whatsoever?
Correlation:
There's a guy that doesn't give his name to anyone. His name is "Vermin Supreme". He can handle having a Wikipedia page dedicated to him. He runs for office. He is nothing you should concern yourselves with. You guys can't even argue properly and insist on me listening to you.
Your Suicidal Prodigy,
Weretindere
P.S.: I'm not using any of those terms seriously; you "retarded faggots" do.
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