*walks in an sets up a large cake with plates, forks and a slicer on the near by table for everyone to have* Hi everyone.
You call this cooking? I call it a terrible joke! You couldn't cook your way out of a paper bag. In fact, you would probably try to serve the bag to your guests!
Using a microwave to cook is the equivalent of hiring a struggling fourth grader to write your grad school thesis. I suppose you use a lightbulb and some tin foil to make cookies and cakes too?
Red Bubble-Eye Goldfish Hood - 300 Red Bubble-Eye Goldfish + 100 Red Guppy + 50 Orange Guppy + 50 Yellow Guppy + 1 8D Face Red Hoodie