I have officially decided that all I am aspiring to in life is...are you ready:
MARRYING MATT LEWIS.
Okay, I know.
"But Chaos, you're a lesbian."
I can't be. Not as long as this beautiful creature exists in the world.
I NEED HIM, GUYS.
I WOULD KILL THE PRESIDENT FOR HIM.
I WOULD FIND AWAY TO GIVE MYSELF CANCER FOR HIM.
I WOULD DO THINGS TO HIM THAT ARE ILLEGAL IN SOME PLACES.