You know--every once in a while--those little moments where you happen to embarrass yourself by tripping, falling, running into something, making sudden accidental weird noises, etc. out of the blue for no apparent reason? well, I get those quite frequently due to my clumsiness. I call those moments "oops" moments cuz when it happens all I think of is "Oops..." redface My bedroom has double doors (the width of a regular door cut in half put together). I'm a slightly curvy lady (NOT fat!!) with wide hips and broad shoulders. so you can guess what happens when I'm not being smart. I'll open one door and attempt to squeeze through the narrow space (not sideways like I'm supposed to) and my hips get stuck in the freak'n doorway!! so when my BF is over and I have the case of the dumb, he has to force the other door open to free me. redface I also have a big butt that sticks out. it draws an uncomfortable amount of attention to me from both men and women. it also gets me in trouble, like, for instance, my mom who's a slightly large (and attractive) woman can't get by me anywhere in the kitchen without being bumped by my rear end. and my BF is a freak'n stick man and HE gets bumped as well!! I have far too many Oops moments to even list or count. so if you want to share your "oops" moments with me then go right ahead!! I'm listening intently! biggrin