"If my package doesnt get here soon, I WILL DESTROY THE MAILMAN AND THE MAIL DELIVERY SERVICE!!!"
"Curse you glue gun! Ive HAD IT with you burning me for the 50th time within 20 minutes! Prepare for UTTER ANNIHILATION!"
"1 week toward the con is MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME to get every single one of my convoluted costumes together!"
"Why, didnt, I, take, sewing, in HIGH SCHOOL! But noooooooo its too girly I said!"
"Why oh why didnt I preregister yet?!"
"Oh I really really really really need to get these materials for my cosplay, but buying things requires moneeeeeeeeey! Why oh why cant things be free?!"
"WHY WIG CANT YOU WORK LIKE REAL HAIR!?"
"AHAHAHAHA I KNEW I HAD ONE MORE GLUE STICK AROUND!"
"Glue? Or sew it in? Glue? Sew? Glue? Sew? Better do both."
"Nahhh I got time to work on my s**t. Con aint ******** ITS IN 2 DAYS!"
"Stealing the boyfriend's mod podge!"
"Dont touch my scissors I need them for cutting!"
"So much craft foam on sale..."
"Ahahaha! Transformation COMPLETE! I am no longer just a mere and ordinary human! I...am...now 'what character Im dressing as'."
"Boyfriend Im stealing your mod podge again! My cosplay needs it more than you do!"
"Why dont I have more friends that do cosplay things Waaaaaaah!"
"WHAT'S THIS ******** NEEDLE DOING ON THE FLOOR! IM GONNA LOSE MY FOOT OVER HERE s**t"
"~sigh~ Why the hell wasnt this fabric on sale last week when I came here! I swear this store has something against me..."
"Sleep? Whoever heard of sleep at a con! Just hibernate for a week before and you're good to go for 3 days!"
"How do some people afford to go to a convention like every weekend!? Dont you have a home to go to!? "
"Dammit Mother Nature you come at me with a period before the con I will kick you in the baby hangar!"
*Preparing to cut into a new wig*
"DAMMIT I CANT DO IT!"
"I am not joining you if you're going to book the hotel a week until the con begins!"
"This year...EARPLUGS! No being able to sleep due to snoring roommates for me!"
"Noooooo mom my life is better in this costume!!"
"No Muffin! Bad cat! You get off that fabric RIGHT NOW or you're a permanent outside cat!"
UNHAND THAT COUPON FOR MICHAELS OR SUFFER IN WAYS YOU'VE NEVER SUFFERED BEFORE!!!
"*omnomnomnom cupcake omnomnomnom double chocolate shake* Dont worry. There's plenty of time for the con. The diet will start officially tomorrow.
DONT TOUCH ME I CANT GET SICK I HAVE A CON TO GO TO IN A WEEK!
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