[It was Christmas time again at Dwah. The Dwah tree was being decorated, the people gift bombed, the secret santa project under way, and the gaia Christmas event coming along nicely.]
Key: Rashi needs a wishlist!!
Arashi: I have a wishlist….
Kayi: eh? [is tackled] Ah! Hi….
Alasse: I’m tired of waiting! When are you going to write the final Dwah/Bleach cross over??
J-kun: Yeah Chibi… It’s been eight months!!!
Kayi: Sorry ^^; I got distracted over the summer and then got busy when school started again.
Key: You should write it now. 8D
Alasse: Forget that! I’m going to look for the door now!!
J-kun: Me too!
Moonie: [to Arashi] Did you order this Christmas’s Urahara candy canes?
Squirrel and Blaize: I did^^… O.O [look at each other]
Kayi: You both ordered candy canes??
[both scratch their heads]
Blaize: I guess so.
Squirrel: [decides to be evil] Yes!!
Evil: [appears] So you guys think that when the candy comes, we can all use the portal to get to Bleach world?
Kayi: That’s the way I pictured us getting back….though I planned on ditching the canes ASAP.
Squirrel: You mean you weren’t going to eat any? What a waste! I’m so ashamed of you
Evil: Why couldn’t we have use the door in which we sent the order?
Arashi: You mean this? [motions to the mail slot]
Key: Ah. That would be kind of difficult to get through….
Moonie: I don’t know…. I think if we worked at it hard enough we could find a way in…. Want to be my first test subject Chibi?
In the Shinigami Women’s Association
Nanao: To begin today’s meeting-
Board members: o.o ?
Yachiro: Jii-dono said we can go on vacation!!!
Matsumoto: [to Nanao] Really?
Nanao: So many people were pleased with the Soul Society feast we put together last month that captain-commander said we could have a small vacation.
Isane: That doesn’t sound like the captain-commander.
Matsumoto: Who cares? It’s not everyday that we are given a vacation! We should enjoy it!
[Yachiro poses next to Matsumoto with thumbs up]
Nanao: [adjusts glasses] While I agree with Isane, All of the captains have agreed with his decision, effectively forcing us to take a vacation. So this meeting is to decide where we will be going. Keep in mind that Christmas preparation meetings will still be taking place during our vaca-
Yachiro: Let’s go to Fluffy-world!!
Rukia: Fluffy world?
Yachiro: Boobies’s friend’s world.
Matsumoto: My friend’s world?
Yachiro: Yeah! Let’s go there!
Rukia: What friend are you talking about Yachiro-chan?
Yachiro: The friend who brought the flying carpet to collect ash! [She was one of those who helped collect the ash when they were in Soul Society]
Rukia: =_= [to self]Not the message board world
Matsumoto: Oh! You mean Squirrel!
Rukia: Why don’t we go somewhere else?
Matsumoto: [to Yachiro] That’s a great idea! I always wanted to know what Squirrel’s world is like, since Rukia wouldn’t talk about it!
Rukia: That’s because there wasn’t anything I could talk about. Their world makes no sense. Almost everything is arbitrary and there is one room that is just way beyond wrong.
Matsumoto: Oh. It can’t be all that bad.
Soifon: I think it is a good idea to go. Maybe then we’ll be able to answer the question of whether they are friend or foe. While Soul Society has banished them, that does not mean they can’t still cause trouble for us.
Matsumoto: [puts a hand on Soifon’s shoulder] -3- That sounds too much like work. Vacation is supposed to be fun, not work. That is rule one on this “How to vacation” guide I found. [presents guide]
Yachiro: Ooh! Lemme see![snatches guide and flips through it]
Nemu: I’m sure that if we don’t like Fluffy-world, we could all find something fun to do in Karakura town.
Matsumoto: That’s the spirit!
Nanao: -_- So I guess it’s settled then. We will be going to ….-_- Fluffy-world…[makes a note in records]
Nemu: [to Rukia] What should we pack?
Sometime Later At Urahara’s Shop
[Rukia made sure she was assigned on some mission the day the Women’s association went.]
Urahara: Merry Chrismas ladies! The gate is almost ready, if you will follow me. [they begin going down stairs]
Matsumoto: This is so exciting!
Isane: I hope they like the gifts we’re bringing.
Urahara: I’m sure they will. [opens his fan and talks behind it] I am a little surprised that you chose their world for your vacation spot, though.
Nemu: Is something wrong with it.
Urahara: Not that I know of, although the rescue team did come back rather weary. And Yoruichi did describe it as a children’s playground and battlefield. She also said that zanpakutos were useless, not that you would be needing any, I hope.
Kyone: What do you mean by useless?
Urahara: The zanpakutos remain in their sealed state. Even Ichigo’s zanpakuto went back to its sealed state. Since Ishida, Inoue, and Chad’s powers still worked, she guessed that kidou would still work. There is also an image translation that occurs while in the portal, but it reverses itself when you return.
Nanao: Are you trying to scare us or something.
Urahara: Oh! Of course not!
Women except Matsumoto and Yachiro: =_=
Urahara: So are you ladies ready?
Matsumoto and Yachiro: YES!
[Tessai and Urahara create a portal to Dwah]
[a Japanese style gate appears on the wall and opens]
Alasse: QUICK EVERYONE THE BLEACH PORTAL IS OPENNING!
J-kun: YES!! >W<
Squirrel: Blaizey! Grab that bag over there! It has the Christmas gifts for the Bleach-ers!
Blaize: Right! [grabs the bag of gifts and waits for the door to fully open]
[the door opens fully and everyone makes a mad dash inside]
Inside the Portal
[The Women’s Association is walking towards the Dwah gate, and are slowly becoming gaiafied. The Dwahians, are running with eyes closed, yelling as loud as they can as they race for the Bleach side of the gate. The Women’s Association sees a bunch of yelling, overdressed, overcompanionated creatures running towards them. Not sure what to do, the women draw their zanpakutos. The Dwahians keep running, and the women try to jump over them only to find that they can’t jump more than a foot off the ground. At the point of collision, a bright light blinds everyone whose eyes aren’t already shut. After a second of adjusting, the women notice the Dwahians are running straight through them as if ghosts. Once all of the Dwahians are safely past the Bleach-ers, the light breaks into four parts and form four balls above the Bleach-ers. Two of these balls rocketed toward the Dwah door, while two more rocketed toward the Bleach door. The oblivious Dwahians keep running, slowly becoming Bleachified, the farther they run.]
Matsumoto: Well, that was strange.
Kyone: What was all of that about??
Yachiro: o_0 [points to Isane who is standing next to Kyone] Why does everyone look funny?
[The women begin inspecting themselves]
Nanao: This must be the image translation Urahara was talking about.
[the women then criticize the new looks before continuing to the Dwah world]
Urahara: [looking at the gate with Tessai]Well, we’ll just have to see what comes out of this visit, won’t we.
Tessai: [nods]I believe we will.
Urahara: Should be interesting
[Urahara and Tessai wait a moment then turn away from the portal, expecting it to close any minute now.]
Urahara: Hm? [looks over his shoulder and two comets of light pass him overhead and he sees inside the portal the charging Dwahians]
[The Dwahians come charging through the portal. The last ones tripping on the closing portal causing everyone to fall flat on their faces]
Urahara: Well, this is unexpected.
Nanao:[as they near the portal exit] Ugh! What is that smell?
Isane: Smells like rotten eggs!
Kyone: Are those explosions I hear??
Soifon: Hurry! The gate is closing!
[Yachiro is the first to enter, and she jumps far inside. The other women stop just inside and get smacked with the front page. Yachiro’s front page smacks Nemu in the leg before it realizes that Nemu’s leg is not Yachiro.]
[Yachiro’s paper backs off of Nemu’s leg, shakes itself and looks for Yachiro]
Nanao: What is this!?! [peels the paper from her face]
Nemu: It is a front page.
Soifon: [removes the paper from her face and looks around the place] Hollow!
[A distance from the entrance, lie two large hollow with a bunch of kunai, shuriken, explosion marks and tiny bite marks on them. A bunch of brown things begin charging the hollow. They all fire lazers at the hollows before running into and exploding against them. More Kunai and shurikens are being thrown from every direction at the hollows and squirrels can be seen darting in and out. The women draw their zanpakutos after hearing Soifon. Yachiro’s paper sees Yachiro and tries to smack her, but a few non-descript minions come near the women, so the women dodge them, and Yachiro is able to dodege the front page again. Shurikens and kunai begin being thrown at the women. The women block them and regroup behind the couch.]
Blaize: ow. [to Kayi] Do we always have to have a painful entry here?
Moonie: Squirrel… I think you’re on my spleen.
Squirrel: O.O [jumps off] Sorry Moonie.
Kayi: [while being squished by Alasse gasps a response to Blaize] at least this time it was a matter of tripping and not falling hundreds of feet….
Alasse: ah! [searches for zanpakuto and finds] *w* finally TwT [huggles zanpakuto, ignoring the fact that she is digging her knees into Kayi’s back]
Kayi: AAAAH! ALASSEE!!!
J-kun: [huggles zanpakuto as well] We did it Alasse! We finally made it back! [squeals and races over to Alasse then the two do a happy dance…on top of Kayi]
Kayi: [screams bloody murder and passes out]XoX
Urahara: [waves to Alasse and J-kun] Um. You two do realize you are hurting her right?
J-kun: Oh No! Chibi!
Alasse: [steps off of Kayi] Sorry.
Arashi: Are those Chibi’s guts on the ground?
Moonie and Key: ew….
Alasse: I think I’m going to be sick…. [ducks behind a rock]
[Squirrel ducks behind another rock]
Tessai: Yes! [runs over and heals Kayi]
Jinta: [from the top of the stairs] Geez! You guys are always noisy!
Urahara: [to Jinta] Now that isn’t very nice.
Blaize: [as an aside] You have to admit it is true though.
Urahara: So what brings you to my humble shop?
Alasse: *w* We wanted to come share Christmas with everyone! [holds up bag of gifts]
Urahara: Ooh! I see! Well come in come in!
[still behind the couch]
Matsumoto: What should we do?
Soifon: Our priority should be the hollow.
Isane and Kyone: What are those things? [Isane talking about the minions at the door, Kyone talking about the domos. Isane looks at the domos and points to them while Kyone does the same for the Jack’s minions] And what are those??
Nemu: It seems that the brown ones explode upon impact, and seem to have power similar to a cero that they are using on the hollow.
Matsumoto: What should we do after destroying the hollow?
[Three ninjas sneak onto the couch while the women are talking, and one grabs Matsumoto from behind, holding her against the back of the couch. Soifon leaps up, kicks two of the ninjas in the head, and punches the other one. The front page Soifon ignored and Yachiro’s front page see Soifon and start flying towards the couch. Behind the couch, a small group of domos have discovered the women and started charging towards them. Once Matsumoto is free of the ninja, she and the other women abandon the couch. Just as they leap into action, Soifon’s front page runs into the couch, and Yachiro’s paper swerves in a way that ends up causing it to be swallowed by the lead domo. The domo explodes, stunning Yachiro’s front page. The women dodge the various creatures and flying weapons as they spread out and draw near to the hollows. Some of the squirrels attempt to attack the women as they get closer. One of them leaps onto Yachiro and bites her shoulder. In response to the pain, Yachiro lets off a lot of reiatsu, startling the squirrel into loosening its grip. Then Yachiro gripped it tightly by the tail and pulled it free of her shoulder before launching the squirrel across the room. The women come in close to the hollow with zanpakuto’s drawn. Each hollow was attacked and destroyed by three shinigami. The shinigami then jumped back and waited to see what the Dwah minions would do. The squirrels, ninjas, and nondescripts stopped and looked at one another then at the shinigamis. The domos kept running around firing lazers and exploding. A number of squirrels were trampled and a number of ninjas and nondescripts exploded. This caused the minions to turn on the domos. Before the minions went into action, a bunch of domos charged towards the shinigamis.]
Isane: Way of Binding Number 81: Splitting Void!
[A wall appears between the shinigami and the domos. The domos run into it, exploding. The minions begin attacking the other rampaging domos.]
Isane: [sighs] This is some way to start a vacation…
[a calmer domo comes from the side without the shinigamis noticing and bites Yachiro’s arm]
Yachiro: [ x1,000,000] Don’t BITE ME!!!! [the domo starts sweating and then Yachiro bites the domo on the head. The domo begins screaming and bucking all over the place.]
[Soifon’s front page flies in an attempt to smack her in the face again, but she catches it]
Soifon: [to the paper] What’s your problem?
Nemu: There is a rule on it that says before posting, we should read the front page, and we should also include in our first post “ding dong ferret.”
[Yachiro’s front page awakens, and makes feeble attempts to follow the bucking domo before just laying on the ground once more.]
Matsumoto: [had only glanced at the front page, not read] Ding dong ferret??
[in the shop]
Alasse: [while browsing Urahara’s products] Ooh! J-kun! Look at this!
J-kun: What is it?
Alasse: [holds up object] I have no idea! Want to check it out?
J-kun: Considering Urahara will probably make us work to pay it off, let’s not.
Alasse: Good point…. [starts looking at some of the other stuff and groans] If Chibi doesn’t have us use shikai soon, I think I’m going to bust.
J-kun: Me too. … Although, you’re being surprisingly calm right now.
Alasse: I know, and I have no clue why….
[in the tea room]
Urahara: So who is the new girl?
Blaize: That’s Alasse. She’s a huge – uh – fan of this place. ^^; [almost said huge Bleach fan]
Moonie: Yeah. She and J-kun have been trying to find their way here ever since our last visit.
Key: This tea is wonderful! Who made it?
Lirin:[in doll form] Tessai did. He calls it his special Christmas tea.
Squirrel: It is very delicious. >w<
Arashi: We have to ask his recipe before we leave.
Urahara: So, do any of you want to explain the kidnapping?
Arashi and Squirrel:
Evil: Squirrel has a manchest addiction, and she particularly liked Hisagi’s, apparently, and couldn’t leave Soul Society without him.
Urahara: [has evil glint in eye] Manchests you say? Hmmm. That sounds very interesting…
Kayi: I don’t want to know what you are thinking or planning…..
Squirrel: Are you going to make the ultimate manchest with syrupy waffles and luff??
Urahara: ^^; uh….
[A black portal appears and Lord and Kittles come walking in]
Lord: [coughs] Good grief! J-kun must have really pissed Evil off. [coughs]
Kittles:[coughs] Let’s go somewhere else. [cough]
Lord: Let me see what’s going on first. Eee-viill?! J-kuun?!
Matsumoto: Hmm? Well hello there handsome!
Kittles: [wraps herself around Lord and glares at Matsumoto] My Wolfie. Back off biotch.
Matsumoto: How rude!
Yachiro: [stops biting the already defeated domo and sees Lord] YAY! PEOPLE!! Go Chomp-chan! [the panting struggling to move domo sluggishly moves toward Lord and Kittles]
[other women come near]
Nanao: [bows to Jack and Kittles] Excuse us. Could you help us find some of our friends? We don’t know this place very well.
Lord: You mean no one is here?
Isane: We haven’t seen any.
Lord: That’s strange…. [begins checking the friends list to see who is online]
Kittles: Then what is with all of the smoke?
Nemu: Many of the brown creatures exploded, producing the sulfuric odor.
Lord: It seems like most of the regulars are online and in the forums…
iCrickle: [from the rafters] Dammit! I missed it!
Yachiro: 8O XD [jumps up into the rafters and starts jumping around laughing]
Lord: Do you know what’s going on here?
iCrickle: A bunch of us were waiting for Urahara’s candy-canes to be delivered so we could sneak into Bleach world, but I had to go see about something in guilds and missed it. [Sees the shinigami] Oh. Hai! Didn’t know we had new people here. Welcome to Dwah!
Matsumoto: Urahara? You know Urahara?
iCrickle: Yep. We met him near the beginning of the year when we stumbled into Bleach world.
Kyone: Bleach world?
iCrickle: uh yeah. We apparently have a door or two that connect this place to Bleach world.
Matsumoto: Wait! So you’re one of the people who came to our world? Why do you call it Bleach world?
Kittles: I’m confused.
iCrickle: Oh. So you really are Matsumoto?
Matsumoto: Huh?? Who else would I be?
Lord: [to both Kittles and Matsumoto] It’s too complicated to explain.
iCrickle: [to the shinigami] So what are you doing here?
Yachiro: [tackles iCrickle causing her to fall from the rafters] Tee hee! Geezer gave us a vacation, and we wanted to have fun in your world!
iCrickle: oh. ^^; Ok. Well what do you want to do first?
Moonie: I think it’s presents time.
Alasse: Yeah! [comes into the tea room with J-kun]
Moonie: Who has the bag?
Blaize: Just call me Santa Claus [sets the bag on the table]
Urahara: My my.
Moonie: Let’s see…. [begins digging through the bag, handing gifts to Key and Blaize] Here’s one!
Squirrel: [snatches the gift and reads] to Urahara…[gives to Urahara] Here you go!^^
Urahara: oh. Thank you.
Moonie: Here’s another one.
Key: To Tessai [gives to Tessai] Merry Christmas^^
Urahara: Should we open these now, or wait until the day?
Squirrel: Open them now! :3
Evil: Jinta [gives gift]
Urahara: Oh! A manual on Messageboards, Gaia, and Dwah! How thoughtful!!
Kayi: Here you go Ururu. [gives gift]
Key: [to Urahara] Arashi, J-kun, and Chibi said you’d probably like it.
Tessai: Hmm? Bottle of Luff and recipes?
Squirrel: You’re cooking may be REALLY good, but, without luff, it just isn’t healthy.
Tessai: =o= huh?!? I’ll have you know I only cook with the healthiest of foods and cooking techniques!!
Squirrel: [mischievious smile] Well now you have healthier ways of cooking.
[Tessai and Squirrel get into a glaring fight. Ururu opens her gift of candy and Jinta opens his of baseball cards]
Urahara: Hey. That isn’t very Christmas like.
Jinta: What the hell are these?
Key: Well we were having a hard time coming up with gifts for everyone. Chibi said you used a baseball bat like weapon, so I thought you might be into baseball.
J-kun: A soccer ball would probably have been a better idea.
Jinta: [to Kayi] Hey! How the hell does my Kanabō look like a baseball bat, dumbass?!?
Arashi: [to Key and J-kun] Or something to do with Ichigo’s sister.
Jinta: What did you say??
Arashi: Oh nothing… ^_^
Ururu: [bows] Thank you very much for the present.
Moonie: You’re all welcome. ^_^ Merry Christmas
Blaize and Squirrel: Merry Christmas.
Other Dwahians: Yes. Merry Christmas.
Urahara: Merry Christmas to you. I’m afraid though that you will have to wait for our gifts. We weren’t exactly expecting you to appear today, afterall…
Squirrel: [scratching her head] ^^; Didn’t we already apologize for that?
Evil: [to Urahara] Are the others around? We have gifts for them too.
Urahara: Um…That depends….
Domo: WALWALLALAWLAWLAWWLA!!!!! [fires laser before landing on a luff cloud]
Yachiro: [standing by the luff canon, giggles. To Nemu] My turn again!
iCrickle: [While Yachiro is being launched] We never thought about putting domos in the luff canon! That’s hilarious!!
[A bunch of squirrel minions pack into the luff canon and Nemu fires. The squirrels spread out and because of their light weight, misses the luff clouds and hits a wall]
Isane and Kyone: [from their luff clouds] The Squirrels!!
Lord: [watches them slide down the wall, twitching] Don’t worry about it. In a few minutes, they’ll be fine again, and then they’ll probably go launch themselves again.
Yachiro: [crouches on her cloud, beside the domo and watches the squirrels with an almost bored look on her face] I wonder which one will get to the bottom first, Chomp-chan! Which one do you think?
Nanao: [to Lord] =o= Won’t they die if they keep that up?
Lord: Minions have a way of regenerating themselves around here.
Soifon: I see. So after each of the domos was destroyed, earlier, a new one appeared?
Nemu: [from the canon] There doesn’t appear to be a one to one ratio for domos destroyed and domos regenerated.
Matsumoto: [eating a luff cookie from the plate that the squirrel minions brought out] It looks about the same to me.
Nanao: No she’s right. When the domos were attacking the hollows there were a lot more of them then there are now.
iCrickle and Lord: Hollows!?!
Kittles: What are hollows?
iCrickle: The run of the mill bad guy in their world. So there were hollows here?
Soifon: Yes. Two hollows were being attacked when we arrived. We finished them off a little while before you came.
Lord: So that’s why it smelled so bad.
Matsumoto: Ugh! This sounds like work….
Soifon: Is this the first time you’ve had hollows here?
iCrickle: First time that we know of. The doors between our worlds are pretty well shut, so unless they could squeeze through the mail slot, I think they’re our first ones.
Soifon: [to Nanao] We’ll have to report this when we get back to Soul Society. [Nanao nods]
Matsumoto: [whines] Now you’ve got me in a bad mood.
iCrickle: Sorry about that. Don’t worry about it too much. Having hollows come here might be a good thing. It will give us another fun thing to do.
Nanao: But without zanpakutos how will you be able to defeat them?
Lord: We have zanpakutos. [holds up his]
Nanao: But Urahara said you can’t release them.
iCrickle: That’s true, but we have other ways.
Nanao, Matsumoto, and Soifon:
Moonie: You just sent a group of shinigami to our place!?!
Squirrel: Nuuuu! They must feel all alone and abanonded over there! [grabs Urahara’s shirt] D< Why didn’t you tell us sooner?
Urahara: Must have slipped my mind.
Kayi, J-kun, Alasse, and Arashi: [to selves] Yeah right….
Blaize: What should we do?
Evil: Should we go back?
Alasse: [grabs Evil’s arm] No way! J-kun and I aren’t leaving until we shikai!
Urahara: O.O huh?
[Evil attempts to stab Alasse]
Tessai: Way of Binding No. 4 Crawling Rope! [a chain of light wraps around Evil’s arm, preventing him from stabbing Alasse]
Evil: [glares at Tessai and contemplates ways of killing him]
Moonie: [grabs the rope] Now now. We can put this away. Evil was just using his reflexes. Right Evil?
Evil: Right. [puts away his zanpakuto and Tessai lets the Kidou fade]
Arashi: So what should we do?
Key: Could we send someone back to get them?
[In the pink room Squirrel told Matsumoto she should see]
Nanao: [shocked and speechless/scarred for life]
Matsumoto: So this is what Hisagi has been doing!
Kittles: O.O [to Lord] You didn’t tell me there was a naked man in this thread. [sly smile]
Lord: That’s because I didn’t want to get jealous.
[Lord and Kittles wander off]
iCrickle: That’s the copy Chibi made for Squirrel so the real Hisagi could escape[[I made him with pants!! Squirrel said he’s broken and just stands around naked]].
Isane: o///o [looks away from Hisagi and sees the photos] x////x N-nude p-ict-tures?? [collapses]
Matsumoto: They aren’t all nude. Hey!
Kyone: Captian Ukitake?? [collapses also]
Matsumoto: Not you too! Geez.
Soifon: o////o How did you get these pictures??
[Yachiro grabs a picture of Kenpachi off the wall and smashes it on the ground] >
iCrickle: Yachiro! Don’t!
Yachiro: Ken-chan shouldn’t have these kind of pictures of him without his permission.
iCrickle: [scared of the powerfully pissed off aura Yachiro is giving off] oh. Ok.
Nemu: [breaks the glass of a picture with her hand and snatches the photo of Captain Kurotsuchi.] This cannot be allowed. [tears the photo into teeny tiny peices with amazing robotic speed]
iCrickle: ^^; [to self] Forgive me Squirrel.
Rukia: [coming in with Ichigo, Renji, Chad, Ishida, and Innoue] Urahara! [sees Dwahians] What are you doing here??
The other newcomers: O.O huh?
Blaize: Merry Christmas!! [holds out gifts]
J-kun and Alasse: Orihime [tackles]
Inoue: ^^; Hello.
[Abarai, Ichigo, and Ishida take the gifts dumbly as they are handed to them]
Ishida: What is going on here? I thought the Women’s Association was visiting your place.
Key: It seems that they are. We just didn’t get the memo, so as they were headed our way, we started heading their way. [to Dwahians]I wonder how we missed them in the tunnel?
Kayi: I don’t know. It wasn’t like there was anywhere for them to hide.
Rukia: [shakes her head clear] Now’s not the time for that!
Ichigo: Oh. Right. Urahara, have you heard of someone without any reiatsu?
Urahara: o_O Hmm?
Rukia: We found something at the edge of town that did not seem to have any reiatsu. He didn’t even appear on my scanner.
Arashi: Couldn’t he have just been hiding it?
Ishida: I don’t know. There was something strange about him. He looked like he could have been an arrancar [a high powered hollow], but his mask wasn’t broken, it was just moved off of his face.
Rukia: When we found him, he seemed to be clawing at some invisible thing. We think it might have been a wall of some sort because he kept saying stuff about “getting away” and how he “didn’t want to go back.” He wouldn’t tell us what he was doing, but after we saw and asked him, he attacked Ichigo and then went running.
Chad: He ran by each of us, afterwards.
Abarai: Until we all lost him.
Arashi: What did he look like?
Ishida: Long white hair, slanty eyes, white clothes, a blue and black sword, and a lot of white beads with orange tassles.
Blaize: [to the Bleach fans] Does that sound like any of the enemies we know they encounter?
Bleach fans: No.
Urahara: You said that you found this person at the edge of town attacking an invisible wall?
Dwahians except Alasse: O_O
Rukia: Yes, but when we looked at the spot, afterwards, there didn’t seem to be anything there.
Key: That’s because it wouldn’t affect you.
Abarai: O.O Do you know what’s going on?
Evil: Remember when we were collecting ashes and how none of us really wanted to be on the side of carpet that faced the edge of town?
The Bleach-ers except Urahara and Tessai: o_o
Chad: So it is something from your world?
Arashi: [looks to the other dwahians] That’s the best guess, don’t you guys think?
[Dwahians except Alasse nod]
Alasse: What’s going on?
Kayi: When we came here last time, there was a barrier around the town that probably prevents us from leaving the town. Before we left, the barrier got very weak. We didn’t know if by staying and letting the barrier dissolve, we’d lose our chance of returning to dwah.
Moonie: We didn’t even know if the barrier would regenerate if we came back here. I guess it did.
Blaize: But what would have come here without our knowing?
J-kun: A lurker maybe? You know how the first door pulled Jack out of the abyss.
Kayi: But there wasn’t a pulling force when the door opened this time.
Evil: [stands] Well there is really only one way to find out isn’t there?
Alasse: And if he turns foe, then J-kun and I can learn shikai with him.
Bleach-ers except those who heard this earlier: o_O Huh?
[after leaving the pink room, Matsumoto got tired of waiting for Isane and Kyone to wake up, so she asked iCrickle if there were any good places to shop. When she found there was a marketplace, she was so happy and ready to go. Since Lord and Kittles were back, iCrickle suggested that they show Matsumoto and whoever else that wanted to shop (Yachiro who dragged along Nanao, Nemu, and Soifon) around and make sure they didn’t get lost. Then when the other two woke up, she’d pm Lord.]
Matsumoto: [carrying a couple bags] We’re back!! We ran into the complication of us not actually having gold with which to buy things with, so that’s why it took us so long.
Kittles: [to Lord] That’s my Wolfie. ^^
Nanao: [grumbling to self] I can’t believe she made him buy this for me [(Wingding)].
iCrickle: It’s ok. While they are awake, they haven’t yet seemed to have recovered from the shock. [motions to where Isane and Kyone a sittinging in the featle position in the dark “dejected” or “shame” corner]
Matsumoto: ^^; ah. Well, maybe doing some crafts will bring them out of it. We do need to add a few things to your tree.
iCrickle: That would be wonderful!
Lord: Well Kitten and I are going off for awhile. [adds something to the tree] Seeya. [to the shinigami] Enjoy your stay!
iCrickle: Later Jack.
Matsumoto: Ugh! There are too many cute guys around here. How can you stand it?
[The ones who first saw the strange person and the Dwahians spread out across the edges of the town since it was most probable that the person would be trying to break the barrier again.]
Ishida: [sees it] Hey!
XXXX: No!! [Runs along the town’s edge with Ishida following]
[As it continued along the town border, a dwahian sees it (ignore the smile on it).]
Evil: [talks into a communicator (that Urahara is letting them use) to the others] Just saw the target. He’s wearing a lot of Inari items. I don’t think he’s someone from Dwah.
Squirrel: Roger that!
Key: Wait a minute.
People currently chasing XXXX: [hesitate] What is it?
Rukia: [within sight of the chasers’] You’re going to lose him!!
Chaser: What is it Key!?!
Key: Uh. I was just wondering how that guy could be a gaian who got to this world without transforming into a shinigami.
Blaize: Good thinking!
Squirrel: I hadn’t thought of that!
Abarai: Then what do you think we’re dealing with?...Hello?
Squirrel: No clue.
Blaize: [giggles] Poor Abarai
Rukia: He’s making a break for it!! [XXXXX tries to cut across town]
Ichigo: He’s headed towards Moonie’s spot.
Ishida: Idiot! Moonie is West of that point! Alasse is stationed there!
Abarai: [positioned next to Alasse] Don’t go running towards it you idiot! Wait for it to come to you!
Ichigo: [to Abarai] what’s going on over there?
Abarai: She’s headed for the center of town!
Alasse: Sorry, but I’ve got a new idea now! Since he’s headed for the center, lets’ all trap him there by coming at him from every angle.
Abarai: Don’t spring into action without telling us the change of plans! [jumps]
Evil: [jumps] She didn’t plan it before she jumped.
J-kun: So are we doing this new plan?
Ishida: Wait! Don’t do it! We’ll never catch him that way!
[bunch of screaming on the microphone]
Ishida: [takes off headset and says to Ichigo] It’s useless.
[at the center of town XXXX evades them and disappears]
Rukia: Which way did he go?
Moonie: I didn’t see him.
Arashi: Me either.
J-kun: [to Chad] Did you see him?
Ishida: Where’s the new girl?
Squirrel: Oh no! Alasse!
Arashi: Can anyone feel her reiatsu?
Key: What should we do??
Abarai: Don’t panic!
Moonie: [ignoring him] She can’t be too far can she?
J-kun: Where could she have gone?
Squirrel: [to Kayi] There isn’t a lurk feature here is there?
Kayi: [while everyone else is in their own freak out zone] I think Evil would have found it by now if there was.
Evil: [uses his zanpakuto to cause an explosion]
Ichigo: What was that for??
Chad: [to Ichigo] Look [points to the silent, listening, wide-eyed Dwahians]
Abarai: Well that’s useful.
Ichigo: [to Evil] But why aren’t you freaking out?
Evil: [causes another explosion]
Abarai: I guess this is his way of freakinging out.
Evil: [causes another explosion] Not really. [explosion] I just like using my zanpakuto.
Squirrel: [to Dwahians] I can’t hear anything can you? [tries to clean out ears]
Arashi: What’s going on?
Moonie: My ears are ringing!
Kayi and Key: What?
Inoue: Twin Sacred Return Shield…I reject! [the shield covers all of the deaf Dwahians and opens their ears]
Moonie: Ah. That feels better.
Squirrel: Evil, could you keep your explosions from targeting our eardrums? ‘kay thanks
Arashi: So what are we doing now?
[Dwahians get into a crouched powpow circle to debate]
Ichigo and Abarai: Why weren’t you doing this a minute ago??
Squirrel: Because it wouldn’t be nearly as much fun if we were serious to begin with. ^_^
Ishida: They’re hopeless.
Moonie: [stomach growls] All of that running around has made me hungry. Maybe we should go back to the shop and then figure out how to find Alasse.
Inoue: But what if she’s badly hurt?
Ishida: Considering how he ran away from all of us, I don’t think he’s interested in hurting anyone…..
[Just after everyone was able to add something to the tree]
Matsumoto: It’s perfect!
iCrickle: Wow you guys did great! Thanks!
Isane: Thank you. It’s been so much fun.
Yachiro: What next? What next?
iCrickle: We could play zOMG.
Kyone: What is that?
iCrickle: It’s a game here. All of the inanimate objects have come to life and started causing terror. We hunt them down and get items from them.
Soifon: A hunting game huh?
iCrickle: Hi Fuzia! You’re just in time. We were about to go play zomg.
Fuzia: You might want to check this out first [sends iCrickle a link]
Nanao: What is it?
Yachiro: OoO Where’d she go??
Soifon: [prepares to attack Fuzia] What did you do to her?
Fuzia: Whoa lady! I gave her a link. She should come back in a minute.
The Thread titled “If you create a key to hell for your worst enemy, what would it be?”
[iCrickle arrives and begins reading]
Random “Nice” Person: Why would the enemy want to go to hell?
Random “semi nice” person: Good luck with your thread.
Glitched Avi: I should have put in an erase feature…
Fuzia: I’d create a key that was shoved up his @$$ and tell him “Eat It”
Glitched Avi: That’s sort of harsh.
Fuzia: Not for your worst enemy it isn’t.
Glitched Avi: That’s true I suppose.
Glitched Avi: You should tell them to “Luff it” instead.
Fuzia: XD yeah! So is this Squirrel?
Glitch: Huh? Yeah. Who are you?
Fuzia: Can’t you tell it’s me, Fuzia. What happened to your avi?
Glitch: What do you mean? Is there something wrong with it?
Fuzia: It isn’t showing up. It’s just a black cut out of a male avatar. And there is no name appearing.
Glitch: My Avi!!! Why is it like that?
Fuzia: I don’t know. Did someone hack your account?
Glitch: I hope not!!
Fuzia: You hope not? What is that supposed to mean?
Glitch: Sorry Fuz. Most of Dwah is in Bleach world again. Urahara was going to use the back of the candy cane order to send a message to the Bleach people who ended up in Dwah, but someone answered his letter and he found out that by writing on paper from gaia, he created a thread, so on the second candy cane order, he started this thread. We need to come up with a key so that the Bleach people can come back here.
Fuzia: Wait! You’re in Bleach world? Why didn’t anyone tell me??
Glitch: You weren’t online.
Glitch: Urahara was about to say that in order for the door to open, one of them would have to stick this paper up their butt and say Eat it “as prescribed”. – Chibi just said to find the Bleach girls and get them to where you are and there should be a key there somewhere.
Urahara: How does she know about the other way of opening the door??
Squirrel: Yeah! If you knew that, then why couldn’t we have gotten back to Bleach world sooner??
Bleach-ers: [(are thoroughly creeped out by this new low that Urahara stooped to)]
Urahara: What? Do you really think I wouldn’t have told them about the other key too?
Ichigo: [mutters] Of course you would, only after they were half way through the first process….
Inoue: I wonder who would have gone through with it?
Ishida: =_= Some things are better left unknown…
iCrickle: That was weird.
Yachiro: [half pouting on her domo] Coon-boy said we are needed back home.
iCrickle: It looks that way.
Nanao: So how do we get back?
Fuzia: It looks like we have to go to through the skeleton door to get to the thread that has the key.
[While waiting for iCrickle, Fuzia, and the Women’s Association to arrive]
Abarai: [to Urahara] So how is bringing the Women’s Association back going to help us find Alasse and catch this mystery person?
Urahara: Well the more people we have looking for this mystery character the better, since it seems that this creature wants to get out of the barrier. Plus I think with the help of Soifon and Yachiro, we might actually be able to come up with a working strategy for capturing him.
Rukia: What about Alasse? Do you think the mystery character has her?
Urahara: Considering her reiatsu disappeared, it’s a safe bet that he does. It is either that or she has somehow hidden her own reiatsu in order to achieve her own plans. In either case, I doubt that she is in real danger. [the women, Fuzia, and iCrickle arrive] Ah! There they are.
Matsumoto: [sings]Hel-lo! Merry Christmas!![/sings] ^_^
Dwahians: Merry Christmas! ^_^
Yachiro: Yay! *jumps*
J-kun: [sees Yachiro] 8O >w< Kawaii!!
Yachiro: hmm? [tilts head]
[J-kun tries to glomp Yachiro, but she jumps just in time and then lands on his head.]
Yachiro: [looks down at J-kun] Who’s this?
Urahara: This is the fellow whose ashes we collected.
Yachiro: 83 [gets off and infront of J-kun] Nice to meet you Ash-chan. XD
Blaize: Aww. Yachiro…. XD
News caster screen
Kon: We would like to interrupt this program to bring you this urgent news bulletin! It seems that in the event of a ridiculous time-writing lapse, some characters will now be replaced!
[snapshot of the previous scene comes into view and Fuzia vanishes in a sparkly poof. In Dwah we see Lord disappear in a sparkly poof, and off screen there is a whoosh-poof sound. Characters in the snapshot of the previous scene begin reacting in fear and confusion] MWHAHAHAHA! You had no idea that I had this much power did you???
Linrin: [in doll form, kicks Kon aside while Cloud and Nova take positions behind her]And now for their replacements. Nova.
Nova: [nods] [a red portal puts Yami where Jack stood, and another puts Arcarius/Shiny where Fuzia stood. Wrapped in a net, Shiny holds Snape captive while Ami, grabbing the net, is attempting to free her baby’s daddy.]
Linrin: o.o Nova! You brought too many!
Nova: o.o [hides in shell]
Cloud: Uh, well…um in honor of our removed characters we would like to play these video clips of what their shikai, bankai, and/or other powers would have been.
[Sad elevator-styled or America’s Funniest homeVideos-style music begins to play as the following scenes play]
[Lord draws Reifujin Kage (Lady Shadow) and unleashes shikai. The zanpakuto turns into a spear. Lord sends a wave of darkness toward a waiting hollow. Before the wave hits the hollow, Lord opens a portal to the abyss with the spear and appears behind the hollow. Lord unleashes his Bankai which swallows the knocked over hallow into an abysmal place.]
[Fuzia is shown next. He draws his zanpakuto, Marime, yells “Lock and Load!” and it transforms into a gun that shoots sticky marsh stuff on a hollow. Fuzia then unleashes bankai. A statue-stiff woman draped in robes of marsh and holding a giant clock appears. The woman opens her eyes and mouth and while light screams from her eyes and mouth, the clock begins to spin, aging and rotting the hollow.]
Linrin: [wipes the tears from her eyes with a hankie while Cloud uses his “ears” to cover his eyes and bawls loudly.] Farewell Lord and Fuzia, you will be missed. [tucks hankie away while Cloud gets ahole of himself and Nova comes out of his shell] Now! Let’s introduce our newcomers! [turns to the already in progress, yet muted, confusion around Urahara’s table] The lovely man you see standing there on the table with the sharply metallic net there is Arcarius, better known as Shiny. The lovely young lady under the net is Mrs. S., better known as Snape. And the other lady holding the net is Am_I_God or Ami. [cuts to Dwah where Lord had been]
[Lord disappears from Kittle’s arms and Yami appears there instead]
Kittles: O.O What the- Who the F- are you?!
Yami: O.O Who the F- are you?? And how the F- did I get here??
Lirin: Uh. Oops. Nova!
[As Kittles pushes Yami away from her, Nova appears and transports Yami under Shiny’s net.]
Lirin: Uh. AndthisisYami.Nowlet’sreturntoourregularelyscheduledprogramalreadyinsession! [to Nova] Wasn’t there supposed to be one other person.
Nova: [hides in his shell]
[Back in Urahara’s shop]
Moonie: What happened to Princess??
Arashi: [draws zanpakuto on Shiny] Who the f- are you? [others draw zanpakutos uncertainly]
Ami: OW! Shiny! You’re net’s suddenly sharp!
Squirrel: [draws her zanpakuto on Ami] If you did something to Fuz, I swear….
Shiny: [raises hands, and net turns into a zanpakuto without hurting Yami and Snape]
Evil: Kunai, Joukeiki! [Evil throws Joukeiki in kunai form with a small grenade tied on the end at Shiny. The Kunai sinks into Shiny’s shoulder and the grenade tears a hole in Shiny’s shoulder. Some of the girls in the room scream]
Snape, Ami: SHINY!
[Arashi points her sword at Snape]
Shiny: Geez, Evil. That was a bit below the belt, don’t you think?
Ami: Shiny… Do you really want him to go below the belt?
Shiny: [opens mouth to speak and thinks better of it]
[Yami draws the sword he just realizes he has only to be cornered by Abarai and Chad]
Soifon: [with Urahara, Ishida, Abarai, and Ichigo’s help, intercepts Evil’s second attack on Shiny and immobilizes Evil] We need answers from them! Matsumoto! Keep him restrained.
Matsumoto: [pouts] So much for vacation. [Uses her zanpakuto Haineko to create an ash cloud around Evil that would slice him if he dared to move]
[Isane and Inoue work to heal Shiny]
Evil: Can I be in charge of torturing information out of them?
Soifon and Ami: No.
Evil: [raises eyebrow as he realizes he should have made Ami his target.]
Snape: You guys know we’ll tell you anything you need to know…right?
Ami: That’s right.
[Bleachers look at Dwahians who aren’t responding. ]
Snape: Don’t you recognize us? Blaize, don’t you remember making me a coleader of Dwah?
Blaize: o.o [shakes head]
Moonie: Maybe we don’t recognize you because you had to transform more than the rest of us.
Yami: We didn’t transform that much.
Shiny: Should we say “ding dong ferret” again?
Snape: I could tell you when each of us joined Dwah. My first post was on page 5649-
Dwahians: 5649?? We haven’t reached that page yet!
Ami: What are you talking about? We’ve already reached page 12234.
Snape: [to Kayi] I was just talking to you about the Bleach crossover.
Key: O.O Are you guys from the future?
Yami: If you haven’t even reached page 5649, I guess we are.
Blaize: We’re over page 10000?? *w* I’m so proud.
Abarai: Earth to Blaize! We’ve got to figure out what happened to your friend.
Snape: [Goes through the faces to try to guess who was missing] [gasps] Did something happen to Fae?
Nanao: She’s back in Dwah.
Ishida: Alasse is the one missing.
Yami, Ami, Shiny, Snape: Alasse?
Snape: Alasse… Alasse… I don’t remember her.
Key: Are you from an alternate future?
Ami: It could be that Alasse left before we came. You said that Fuzia was here a minute ago? He’s only made short visits to Dwah on occasion since I’ve been there, so that might have something to do with why he isn’t here now.
[Dwahians look to Kayi]
Kayi: Makes perfect sense to me. If I’m supposed to be basing characters off of people who aren’t here, it’s a pain in the behind to go find them by backreading.
[Bleachers turn to Urahara for explanation, but he just hides behind his fan as he learns how Kayi might know so much about this world and its connection to Dwah.]
Yami: [points to Kayi] Plus, when we come from, she’s written the first two parts of the bleach-dwah crossover.
Squirrel: [holds arms up to indicate where they are] In case you couldn’t tell, this is after both of those adventures….
Snape: Well, she’s made progress on this part of the story?... She still hasn’t finished it…
[Everyone looks at Kayi, some with glares]
Kayi: [shrugs] ^^; Sounds possible. [to self] Great… now I’m going to have to do something about getting everyone back to the right time and somehow work out the time difference in the zanpakuto unsealing…. -_- #
Yami: Chibi also said she would bring us in…and here we are. Hey, where’s Zi? She was on the list too.
Ichigo: You mean we have another of you crazies that’s missing.
[Everyone looks to Kayi]
Kayi: What?... I don’t know…. If I knew that they were from the future I’d have said something before Evil tried to kill…. [to Shiny]What’s your name again?
Moonie: Well, now that we know you aren’t the enemy, why don’t we all put our weapons away and introduce ourselves. We’ll let the four of you [motions to Yami, Shiny, Ami, and Snape] introduce yourselves and then anyone here you don’t know can introduce themselves.
Snape: That would pretty much mean the Bleach people.
Ichigo: WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOU KEEP CALLING US THE BLEACH PEOPLE?
Snape:[covers her mouth]
Urahara: Yes, I’d be very interested to hear about that [comes up behind Kayi all creepy and intimidating like]
J-kun: That would be a bad idea. Bad things happen when… well….
Arashi: How about we get to those introductions!
Squirrel: [Eyeing the newcomers warily] And don’t forget to tell us your favorite colors!
Snape: We’ve already been jinglefied^^;
Squirrel: Not in my time you haven’t!
Moonie: I guess that now that we’ll be expecting you, we can go ahead and jinglefy you the first day you arrive.
Snape: Or, I can evade you even longer than the first time.
Squirrel: [Suddenly liking this Snape] You can try luffie…you can try…..
[Introductions take place, and the Bleachers are less than enthused when it comes to their turn… well with the exception of those like Matsumoto and Yachiro. Then, the four newcomers are told what else has happened so far.]
gang has to fight Inari’s bead and Alruna
Inari: fire, spirit,
(with black belt that wouldn’t appear)
Evil: Joukeiki [Boom] (male) - SHIKAI: typically a tiny (but loud) bomb dispensing stick, but can shape shift any weapon as long as some explosive of some sort is attached BANKAI: tank/catapult that shoots assorted weapons
Lord: Reifujin Kage [Lady Shadow](female) - SHIKAI: spear that in addition to sending waves of darkness, can create abyss-like portals. BANKAI: traps enemy in an abysmal place
Keynir: Kagi [Key](male) – SHIKAI: key like sword with a gold lion mane hilt, and chiseled glowing blade that sends light attacks. BANKAI: shield with a lion’s face that roars
iCrickle: Hatori (male) – SHIKAI: A shield that shoots spikes from its front. BANKAI: something with fairies
Fuzia: Marime (female) “Lock and Load!” SHIKAI: gun that shoots sticky stuff BANKAI: turns into woman holding a gaint clock, changes the age of its target.
Moonie: Sokonashi [bottomless] (female) –SHIKAI: mace that turns inanimate objects into mouths. “Feed” BANKAI: whip with frog head at the end, treats everything it touches with acid, can swallow anything, changing the weapon’s attributes
Squirrel: Kyu-piddo [Cupid] (male) “Luff!” – SHIKAI: a boomerang that looks like a sword that has been shaped into a heart. “Smite with Luff” BANKAI: a pinkish cloud in the shape of a giant Kyu-piddo that can disperse and smothers the enemy
Blaize: Kaen Tori [Flame Bird](male) – SHIKAI: Hammer that has “Godmod” written on it, in addition to smashing things with it, Blaize can channel her energy into and catch on fire whatever the hammer is pointing to. BANKAI: Firey giant statue-esque person appears behind her, and sends a phoenix to attack
Arashi: Ookami aisu [Wolf Ice?] (female) – SHIKAI: sword that freezes anything it touches as long as Arashi keeps a cool mind. It causes water attacks when her mind is warm. BANKAI Ice fan that turns battlefield into a blizzard ice-mountain terrain (supposed to help keep Rashi’s mind cool)
Kayi: Yume [Dream] (female) “Become Real” –SHIKAI: a sword that can change into anything Kayi want it to. BANKAI: traps opponent’s mind in a nightmare that eventually ruins the enemy.
J-kun: Lucky Star (either or) “Raki Suta Power” – SHIKAI: magical girl wand that summons domos and shoots various elemental attacks BANKAI: summons each of J-kun’s favorite characters and lets them use their strongest attacks on the enemy.
Alasse: Okonai Fuon [act turbulence](male) –SHIKAI: a pen shaped sword that sends a wave of emotions (visible as a sea of emotes) to enemies, can also produce a blade (like Lightning Theif) BANKAI: a pen that anything it writes or draws comes into being
Shiny (Fuz): metalic net then “stream drive” sends internet into hollows’ minds causing them to suffer info overload and crash.
Yami (Jack): long claw gauntlet, Cat made of shadow with steam roller attack
Zi (Alasse): Bankai: tiny dancing domos
Ami: Shikai: shikai sharp tuning fork, Bankai, 6 wings made of light that can rain sharp feathers, and the halo that can be thrown
Snape: cutlass pistol? Wand?, gift bombs hollows “boxes of souls” which really swallow the hollows when opened.
Kon wants to go back to Dwah because he wants the wingding item and because he isn’t a stuffed animal there.
J-kun has his powers revealed
Alasse gets her zanpakuto and powers.
Alasse must glomp Shiro~chan (& preferably Yachiru too, but that's optional).
Alasse must make my HitsuHina fan-luff VERY public, embarrassing Shiro~chan as much as possible.
Dwah is locked out of Soul Society
Yachiro sneaks the in through byakuya’s house?
Squirrel is put on a leash. And is threatened with anti-luff
Have enough of an uproar to cause Bleach-ers to find a way to unseal the zanpakutos