Threaten people that you're going to do nothing and then proceed to do nothing. If you threaten to kill them, they'll say, "You won't do anything!" Of course, doing nothing for assholes instead of obeying their orders pisses them off more than the ego-inflating power trip they get for calling your bluff on the internet.

Horrible people do not get tortured. All people get tortured, for you chose this.

You want poerk?