Madam Lullaby
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i'm never going back . . .
So, yesterday my best friend invited me to go to this spa. I had never been to the spa before (yes, i know, pretty sad right?), so we agreed to meet up at 6:30 am. I was super duper exhausted by the time we arrived at the spa and I seriously wanted to go home. After we paid the admission fee, there was this guard checking people's bags. Apparently the spa had a "no food" policy that I had no idea existed so the meanie guard threw out my two granola bars, biscuit cookies, and my brown sugar cookie. NOOOOO!!!! MY PRECIOUS FOOOOD!!!!! smilies/icon_crying.gif
When we actually got inside, my friend decided to mention that there was a nude area and she FORCED me to go in with her. Okay, she could have at least had the courtesy to MENTION that there was a nude section before she invited me to go. I had never been nude in front of anyone since I was 4 and I totally was not willing to take off my clothes. But yeah . . . like I said, my friend FORCED me to go to the nude section smilies/icon_scream.gif
And the weird part was that she was perfectly fine being naked in front of me. I mean, yeah we're best friends and all, but isn't it at least a little bit weird showing me your privates? So, i took like a billion little spa towels and covered myself before entering the nude area. UGH, MY EYES! smilies/icon_gonk.gif
There were so many mean naked old ladies.
Afterwards, my friend forced me into the 190 degree sauna (where I almost died of suffocation) and then into the 20 degree "ice room" (where I almost died of hypothermia). Next, she made me go to the outdoor pool while it was like 23 degrees outside . . . I shouldn't have brought a bikini . . .
Anyway, the point is, because of all the temperature changes I've suffered from yesterday, I'm totally sick right now. I feel like frap now . . . I'm sneezing every five minutes and my nose is like a waterfall. I'm never going back to that spa emotion_smilies/icon_donotwant.png

Sincerely,
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