So, yesterday my best friend invited me to go to this spa. I had never been to the spa before (yes, i know, pretty sad right?), so we agreed to meet up at 6:30 am. I was super duper exhausted by the time we arrived at the spa and I seriously wanted to go home. After we paid the admission fee, there was this guard checking people's bags. Apparently the spa had a "no food" policy that I had no idea existed so the meanie guard threw out my two granola bars, biscuit cookies, and my brown sugar cookie. NOOOOO!!!! MY PRECIOUS FOOOOD!!!!!
When we actually got inside, my friend decided to mention that there was a nude area and she FORCED me to go in with her. Okay, she could have at least had the courtesy to MENTION that there was a nude section before she invited me to go. I had never been nude in front of anyone since I was 4 and I totally was not willing to take off my clothes. But yeah . . . like I said, my friend FORCED me to go to the nude section
And the weird part was that she was perfectly fine being naked in front of me. I mean, yeah we're best friends and all, but isn't it at least a little bit weird showing me your privates? So, i took like a billion little spa towels and covered myself before entering the nude area. UGH, MY EYES!
There were so many mean naked old ladies.
Afterwards, my friend forced me into the 190 degree sauna (where I almost died of suffocation) and then into the 20 degree "ice room" (where I almost died of hypothermia). Next, she made me go to the outdoor pool while it was like 23 degrees outside . . . I shouldn't have brought a bikini . . .
Anyway, the point is, because of all the temperature changes I've suffered from yesterday, I'm totally sick right now. I feel like frap now . . . I'm sneezing every five minutes and my nose is like a waterfall. I'm never going back to that spa