Hi, I'm Soviet Titties: The Bringer of (existential) Jollity.

I'm a tricksy and benevolent and existentially absurd tanuki who is able to change their sex, gender, opinions, and thought pattern on a whim. I'm also part mecha and my true form is a pair of floating breasts in space that eagerly await their time to commence the final battle against Cthullu that will decide the fate of the entire Omniverse itself.

I also grant wishes as my existence is based solely around breasts.

I also double as the Queen of Tsundere Magical Girls..

May the Force be with you.


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