It is a miracle that Ham-Nah can read. And write (not really). And talk (not really, mostly just whisper shout and shout).
OKAY. HAM-NAH HAS CROSSED THE MOTHER!@#$%^& LINE. AND HER MOTHER!@#$%^& FRIEND TOO. HER FRIEND'S NAME IS SO-CHIC AND I CAN NOT BELIEVE THEM.
THEY MADE ONE OF MY BEST DINO FRIENDS CRY. WHO THE !@#$ DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? HAM-NAH IS A MOTHER!@#$%^& ROBBER. AND SO-CHIC CAN JUST DROP DEAD. NO. BOTH OF THEM SHOULD. IN FACT, I FEEL REALLY SORRY FOR THEIR PARENTS. I CAN IMAGINE WHAT THEY ARE THINKING.
"We should put her up for adoption" THAT IS WHAT THEY SHOULD BE THINKING.
"NOBODY WOULD EVER ADOPT HER" THAT TOO.
I think I am over exaggerating, but you guys have not met them. THEY ARE WAY WORSE THAN HOW I MAKE THEM SOUND IN MY JOURNAL ENTRIES.
If you guys are wondering what they did to make her cry, I don't think I should put it in here because I do not have permission to. And the last time it was mentioned... I had to do a weird, stupid, funny dance to cheer her up. Then tell her to imagine pretty people picking their nose... It surprisingly works... Sometimes...
Let me tell you a little bit about So-Chic:
-Stole my seat
-Is friends with Ham-Nah
-Tries acting cool
-Pretty much hates SPECIFICALLY 5th and 6th period
-Leaders' least favorite thing living in EVERYWHERE (EVERYWHERE AS IN MARS, GALAXY, EARTH, PLUTO, ETC.)
-Wears makeup everyday of her life
-Is a disgrace to females
-Like her name, she is too chic (I always thought of "chic" as a word a girly girl would use... please don't kill me)
-Hated by not only leaders, but by EVERYBODY (even Trace, and Trace thinks of many people as friends)
-Is called annoying by nearly EVERYBODY IN HOMEROOM, 1st PERIOD, AND 2nd PERIOD.
-Is imagined in my head as a girl who tries acting cool and popular TO DISGUISE THE FACT THAT SHE MIGHT SECRETLY PICK HER NOSE
If I find anything else I'll add it on a later journal entry or at the end of this one.
THE WORST. JUST WORSTTTTTTT THING HAPPENED IN MUSIC CLASS TODAY (you know the class that uses puddles instead of ponds).
I-PEE-AH. CHOSE. TO. SIT. BEHIND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
MY FRIEND WAS ABSENT SO SHE COULDN'T SIT BEHIND MEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I-Pee-Ah HATESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS assigned seats. JUST HATESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (like me with her)
OKAY, IT IS NOW CLEAR TO ME. SO-CHIC AND I-PEE-AH ARE THE MOTHER!@#$%^& WORST OUT OF ALL.
I forgot that I wanted to talk about this one girl who WAS A JERK TO ME. Not like I-Pee-Ah or So-Chic. BUT A JERKISH PERSON.
So her name was Jan-Ette..... No really, that was ACTUALLY her nickname. NOT KIDDING. AT ALL. And you don't say it fast like Janette, no. You actually are supposed to say Jan. Ette.
SO. When I was the little Apato just roaming around the school... JUST KIDDING. This happened in a room. I think I should put this into a story... IN THE NEXT JOURNAL ENTRY MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......... Yeah, you guys hate me for this...
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