Once upon a time there was a Gaia user called dot hash. Little dot hash was quite the hellion within the Chatterbox forum. One day, quite mysteriously it seems, little dot hash stumbled across a topic made by Antiscian. It was within the confines of this topic that dot hash admitted to hating the action of taking a bath.
This led Antiscian to ponder several different things about dot hash. Foremost, her mind traveled to the realm of the negative physical aspects of taking a bath. The aspect of sitting in warm water, much like a piece of meat set to boil, seems so appealing that she simply could not imagine why dot hash hated the idea so. Basking within the confines of a porcelain tub with your own dead skin particles, fecal matter, microbial life, and urine seems like such a wonderful thing to enjoy.
In the end, Antiscian came to the conclusion that dot hash was probably just a fgt. And right about the bath thing. Gross.
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