Ekune
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DSD - Chapter 6

How to win at football all the time.

As a kid, I was known as a legend, a football legend, people would always come to me and be like "What team are you on", I would be like "I'm on my own team, I'm a one man team, I go against teams by myself" and this is what they always said, "Thats bull, you're a liar", I'm like "Nah Ima tell you exactly how I win" This is my strategy, I'm going to regret telling you this because maybe one day you will use it against me in the NFL, What I do is that I strip completely naked and play football, and HOPE, there are no gays on the other team because then my strategy becomes void, also you got to grease up, because who the hell wants to touch a greased up naked guy with a ball in his hands, running down the field, I mean like I don't even have to rely on someone to pass it to me, I can be my own quarterback, I sometimes throw the ball and start running towards it and people get out of my way, some people try to tackle me but they just slip off, last time someone tried to tackle me, he slipped and my ding dong hit his face, he was traumatized and quit football. Since I'm a one man team, a touchdown is worth 70 points, so one touchdown and the game is over, my opponents never get a turn, and if they do start, no one wants to bend over when I'm standing up straight so they mess up their play and I sack their QB and run to make a touchdown, I'm undefeated so far and that's how you win at football.