Ekune
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DSD - Chapter 4

I gotta tell this story, when I was born the doctors were like "This baby's ding dong is too big", I was like "Yeah?" and Then they were like "We gotta cut off this baby's ding dong because it's cutting circulation to his legs" and when they went to do it, Baby Ekune was like "NAH SON", I grabbed the doctor's hand, took the scalpel from his hand and cut off my own left leg,I had to cut off my left leg to save my ding dong. I'm going to tell you now, you have no life and no reason to live without a ding dong. If they would of cut off my ding dong at that time I would of cut my own throat with the scalpel. After I cut off my leg, I passed out, and when I woke up they somehow had readjusted my ding dong to where my left leg used to be, so now my left leg is my ding dong. They were like "Oh this baby is serious, he wants his ding dong but we can't stop him from walking" Because if they would of kept it where it was, I would of always had that tiny a** little walk because my feet were too close together, because my ding dong head would of been my other foot, my left foot. I would always scream at people as a child. " DO YOU SEE MY LEFT LEG?, DO YOU? NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE THAT'S MY DING DONG"

And that is the story of my left leg.