Friday, November 1st
I think Yesterday was probably the BEST day of my entire life C:!!
Not only i did have a FABTASTIC time at the Halloween dance with my crush, Brandon, but i think he might actually like me! SQUEEEEEEEE!!!! C:!!
By ''like,'' i mean as a REALLY good friend.
Definitely NOT as a serious girlfriend or anything. i'm sure THAT would NEVER happen in a million years!
WHY? mostly because i'm the biggest DORK in the entire school.
And with three zits, two left feet, one cruddy social life, and zero popularity i'm not exactly the type of girl who'l one day be crowned prom queen.
But thanks to my wicked case of CRUSH-ITS, the slightly-goofy-blissfully-lovesick-shabby-chic style I'm Currently rocking would definitely put me in the running for ...
PRINCESS OF THE DORKS!
Its just that i'm NOT a tag hag (also known as a totally obsessed fashion SNOB)
And i'm totally NOT hopelessly addicted to spending twice the gross national product of a small third-world country on the last designer clothes, shoes, jeweler, and handbags, only to REFUSE to wear the stuff one month later because its ''like, OMG!, Practically more ANCIENT than YESTERDAY!!''
UNLIKE some people i know ...
''People'' being shallow, self-centered girls like ...
MACKENZIE HOLLISTER! :C!!
Calling Mackenzie a ''mean girl'' is an understandmant. She's a RATTLESNAKE in pink. plumping lip gloss and ankle boots
But I'm NOT intimidated by her or anything. Like, how juvenile would THAT be?!
I constantly wonder how girls like Mackenzie always manage to be so ... i don't know ... PERFECT.
I wish I had something that could magically transform ME into my perfect self.
It would have the amazing power of Cinderella's fairy godmother, be easy to use, and be small enough to fit inside a purse or backpack.
Something like, i dunno, maybe ....
MAXWELL'S ENCHANTED LIP GLOSS C:!
My special lip gloss would make each and every girl look as beautiful on the OUTSIDE as she is on the INSIDE!
How COOL would THAT be?!
After Spending hours studying the potential global impact of the enchanted Lip Gloss phenomenon, i was shocked and amazed by my scientific Findings:
Enchanted Lip Gloss does NOT look CUTE on EVERYONE! Too Bad, Mackenzie C:!
Anyway, I really hope Brandon calls me today.
I would totally FREAK if he actually did. But i'm pretty sure he won't. Which, BTW, brings me to this VERY important question.
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN A GUY ACTUALLY LIKES YOU IF HE NEVER BOTHERS TO CALL???!!!
ANSWER: There Is NO DIFFERENCE! There two dude IDENTICAL.
Which, unfortunately, means your crush bascially IGNORES you whether he actually LIKES YOU or NOT!
(That was me tearing my hair out in frustration)
Lucky for me, my BFF Chloe is an expert on guys and romance. She learned everything she knows from reading all the lastest teen magazine and novels.
And my BFF Zoey is a human Wikipedia and a fourteen-year-old Dr. Phill in lip gloss and hoop earrings.
The three of us are going to meet at the mall tomorrow to shop for jeans. I can't wait to talk to them about all this guy stuff because, seriously, I dont have a CLUE!
Hmm. Lets see I shall write a story that isnt real But fun To read.Its a Girl name Nikki's road To become a star. Nikki has too best friends in the world and there Zoey, And chloe. But a girl name mackenzie thinks she better at everything nikki does.