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Meditative analysis of the Fallibility of Humanity, Act: III
Where I reinforce my apparent apathy with irreverent, unexplained sarcasm, a maze of near-unintelligible adverbs and adjectives, and a plethora of irrelevance, animosity, and complete disregard for any readers' sanity, self-esteem, or will to live.
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The king was gay.
The woman he married, his queen, was the matriarchal ruling partner of the kingdom.
Why? Well it's only fair that prior nuqular abundancy, sexual natures did exist. Ergo, children, lineage, babies, coupling off of opposite genders, and many sexy parties.
It's also rumored that the queen was infertile, half the reason she rose to the challenge, possibly, but this is simply conjecture. LOL
As such, were there a continuance of the monarchical lineage, the Duke's son and daughter were to rule each land in the kingdom. (an alternative problem being the idea that the two should marry, as the daughter was clearly possessed by some divine power thus positing her as a god-figure rather than blah blah blah).
Lots of speculation, called "I'm not telling you idiots, now shut up and mind your own stupid business."
"...and stop fiddling with your phone in your lap. You look like you're doing something else."
^I see this happen, cracks me up every time. xd
Anywho...what else did I...uh, well...oh. The Duke was the admiral of the lands' navy, so to speak (floating on water things). The duchess was someone who had grown up alongside the duke and the king, parental ambassadors and all that whatnot. She had the duke in a tight grip, he was smitten and she was relly smrt (she also had him by the balls, but that's not relevant.). He was more adept at strategy and fathering children, but they stopped after Calla for obvious reasons.
The general/commander/infantry and friends had long ago disappeared into the north. He's ded. Known for being brusque and devoted, loyal but independent and all the silly things you'd expect from a manly man and a highly intelligent old dude.
Speking of smrts, the same can't be said for the Lady Menelros. She was a kind person and a good wife and matron and was kind to those of lower social status blah blah. But she was also vain, ignorant, blunt, biased, and had an awful temper. In short, she was a lot of fun, and liked to show it off. Master Menelros was albino. Don't ask me why. It's weird. But she was preggers when they died romantically clinging to one another as they did.
Better way to put it, an odd but much beloved pair.
There was something I was going to say before....oh about the shift in politics based on the king's verdict and the influence of the Duke's infected daughter on said perception of leadership and all sorts of magical things were in order until an adjacent planet exploded and plummeted into the giant star they were orbiting and all that radioactive nuqular chain craziness where things collide and explode over and over again until all the thingies are ded and stay that way cause they can.
And they all happily ever'd after. The end.
Rinn Lothron · Tue Nov 19, 2013 @ 05:16pm · 0 Comments |
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