I would not say I am smarter then many other people, but instead that common sense seems to be a rarity these days. And why is that? Why can people just not be happy with what they have, instead of blaming others? I suppose they may be too embarrassed to admit they have done wrong with the most simple of things. Why, just the other day I did wonderful on a test. Well, all except for the easiest part. Is that anybody else's fault? Of course not! I should not have been trying to figure out what the fox says during the mid-term in the first place.
I like college. There are so many fresh, young minds uniting to share knowledge. Why, just the other day I heard a couple of girls laughing while talking about cursing their ex boyfriends. Personally, I would not do such a horrible thing. Partly because I believe that karma is a b***h and would bite them in the a** in the end anyway. And, partly because I never really had a boyfriend. Not to say men do not woo me, I am just not interested in anyone who is boring enough to ask the same questions. For example:
- What is your name?
- What do you do for a living?
- Where do you live?
- What are your hobbies?
A lot of times when I reply honestly, they run away. Even the ones I do like.
- My name is the fabulous, wonderful, the ever knowing Nix!
- Why do you want to know what I do for a living, are you trying to decide if I am rich or poor?
- We just met, why must you know where I live? Are you planning on stalking me?
- I enjoy many thing, one amongst many is plotting to rule the world.
.... I must say, some people just can not take a joke. Alas, sense of humor is very hard to find nowadays. Those girls even went silent and looked slightly uncomfortable when I shared a wonderful curse I got from Marie Leveau's teachings. And she is not cheap at all! Until this day, many people go to her grave to donate money in hopes they will get lucky.
That is another thing I do not understand the concept of. 'Get Lucky'. What does someone mean when they say that? I always get the meanings mixed up. Why, I like entering contests often, and I do often win and 'get lucky'. But how could I not, they are very predictable. So when I get asked if I am feeling lucky, I always reply with a yes. Many men when they ask a lovely lady such as myself that often mean in the terms of sex, and think they are going to get lucky. And why is it always the creepers that do that? Why can I not get a man that seems like he just walked out of my sex fantasy ever ask me that? And what makes these disgusting creatures that call themselves 'men' that are really immature boys think that they stand a chance anyway? Did I even look at them? Wink? Talk to them even? Why do they think that me not even acknowledging their presences at all means I want to have sex with them?
After talking to the girls today I came to the same conclusion: Men need to pump more blood so their brain can get just as much blood as their other head. Then maybe they'll start thinking with the right head and these silly little disputes would not happen anymore.
Thank you for listening people in the internet world. Now back to trying to kill more bunny followers.