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Tim and Andy Conversation
"Really? Really?"

Andy looked up, "What?"

"You said you had to play a game of operation. Andy you can't tell Jason you're in the mafia!"

"That man is good at reading people. If what I say I the truth but my body is telling him it's a lie, he doesn't know what to believe. His job is body language. It's not fixing people it's understanding."

"You just told my boyfriend you were cutting someone up!"

"Hey, I could have told your boyfriend that you did the do with Daren. Yes," he pointed his burger at the red-head. "I spoke with Daren earlier and mixing what he said with you saying that Jason, 'helped you' relax, it's not hard to figure out." and took a bite.

"Oh god I'm such a horrible boyfriend. I shouldn't have cheated."

"Technically you're cheating on Daren."

"What?! Do you ever hear the things coming out of your mouth?!" Tim exclaimed, "I have never heard such things coming from you!"

"Well you and Daren already clicked, like, big time. You and Jason, you two are each other's rebounds. it'll end eventually. I didn't think you'd cheat this soon but--"

"I thought I was dreaming! Oh god, Andy what do I do?"

"I say tell Jason right now and get it over with."

"You know I can't do that."

"Then suffer. Side note, since you and Jason are rebounds, get as much sex out of him as possible, this way when you and Daren meet, you won't try to jump his bones."

"I'm sorry it's just Andrew's--"

"Andrew had nothing to do with your sex addiction, it's how you cope with stress and it's what you consider comforting. Learn to take it as a physical pleasure. Bounce on Jason's d**k as many times as possible."

"Andy I can't do that he works."

"Then go to his office naked in a trench coat and have crazy sex on his desk."

"Men can't pull that off like women. I don't think."

"Fine, wear one of his doctor's coats I bet he'll get a kick out of that."

"I suppose I could, but he's always so busy."

"Call his boss, tell them that you intend to have sex with Jason at the office." He looked over, taking another bite of his burger as Tim stared at him, "Worked for me once. I say try it. This way the sex is out of your system and you and Daren can have a normal conversation."

"I don't know why I talk with you."

"Because no one else wanted to be your roommate with all of your emotional baggage."

"Augh." Tim flopped back and sighed. "This sucks. I'm the worst."

"Should I put Dirty Dancing on again?"

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