[Watching the contestants on the video screen, yelling at Carla] “No! No! Get off of the bars!”
“It’s my way or the door.”
“Let’s face it. I’m the best. I’m THE best.” Yes, she is the best.
Jillian: [About the contestants] “…and I like ‘em all, which NEVER happens. Thank God we have Bob around to keep things interesting.” Bob: [in response to his freak-out] “I was possessed by Jillian Michaels.” Ah, Bob's freakout. That was really the first time he let it all loose in the gym. He screamed at Joelle. He was royally pissed off, like in-the-realm-of-Jillian pissed off. So, he was possessed by Jillian Michaels, even though they were on opposite sides of the gym.
“I do love the Last Chance Workout. It’s fun. It’s fun watching other people suffer like that. It’s enjoyable. It’s very cathartic for me.”
“I was beating the crap out of Blaine, and he kamikaze-d right out the door. He tried to kill me.” Blaine tried to kill her. XD They were doing some excercise that Jillian does a lot where she grabs onto a rope tied around the contestant's waist, and they drag her around, while she digs her heels and tries to stop them from moving. And he took her right out the door into the night and she tripped down the stairs. It was in Season 7
“What Bob said!?” This was from a Train the Trainer Day in the Australian Biggest Loser - I believe. Bob told the contestants to make her run on the treadmill a lot. Let the record show that Jillian Michaels DOES NOT like to run.
“I can’t stand the bull crap that goes on around weight loss. Trainers pull that trick on clients all the time. ‘You’ve lost nothing, but you’ve gained muscle.’ Oh, wait, I love this one, ‘you’ve lost inches, even though the scale hasn’t moved.’ [squeaky] What?”
[Laura clutches her chest while exercising] “I don’t give a s**t if your heart would explode today, keep going.”
“Everyone knows what the Last Chance Workout is. It’s beatings. Bloody, brutal, crappy, miserable, exhausting beatings that last all day and all night.” That pretty much sums it up.
“I hate working outside. I don’t know who’s gonna suffer worse.”
“I’m not really an outdoorsy kind of girl.” Yeah, and in one season, the contestants took her and they all grabbed her so she couldn't get away, and they threw her out in the mud. XD
“I’m always annoyed. This is just gonna make me more annoyed, which is bad for them.” Oh, very bad.
“I pretty much did a horrendous sendup of home fitness videos circa 1980. But that stuff used to work, that crap.”
[During a pool exercise] “We’ll keep doing this until one of you drowns or loses weight before my very eyes.”
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