“Week 2 is historically a bad week. So, my only option is just to beat the crap out of them and hope for the best!” The Week 2 curse strikes again!
"I have to make up for a week's worth of workouts...in one day. Someone's gonna die." It was a crazy Last Chance Workout, let me tell you that.
[To Shellay] "Bend your ******** knees or I'm gonna take this pole and break them!"
[Holding Shellay's hand] "Say I can't to me one more time and I'll break every finger in this hand."
*starting to get mad* "And if Shellay touches the treadmill one more time...I'm gonna rip off Amy's arms and beat Shellay over the head with them."
"I've been nice! Like, so nice I wanna puke on my self-nice." This is why I love Jillian.
Allison: You know, it just occurred to me, that you have 5 women you're dealing with.
Jillian: *sarcastically* did it? Did it just occur to you? Yeah, she ended up with 5 women on her team after Phil got eliminated in Season 6. The look on Jillian's face when she said "did it?" was absolutely priceless.
"Pain is fear leaving the body."
"NOBODY bullies my team except for me." Okay, the damn blue team in Season 6! Good Lord! Rant time. That team sucked from day 1. I hated Heba and Ed the second I saw them. And Vicky! When the three of them and Vicky's husband ended up on the Blue team, it was trouble for the Black team. Jillian saw that the Blue team was - they were like Bob's children or something! gosh! Anyway, I am GLAD Michelle won - from the Black Team. I would've screamed if both Ed AND Heba won the prizes. It was bad enough Heba won the at-home prize. Rant over.
"This Last Chance Workout is going to go on and on until they [Michelle and Renee] get visibly smaller before my very eyes. I don't care if they start to sweat blood."
Rambling about stuff that may or may not interest you... Fangirling about musicians that may or may not interest you... There's a Sci-Fi story buried in here somewhere... Look for it if you want...