"Unless you faint, puke or die, KEEP WALKING!" Favorite quote of hers
"You are failing so what are you afraid of now!!!"
"We can do this my way, or my way mad." Definitely not her way mad.
"Are you kidding me??"
"You're not going to be smiling when I'm done." That's for sure XD
"Get your hands off the treadmill!" She hates when you touch the treadmill
"Get up ,shut up, or throw up." I'm gonna go with "get up"
"You wanna wear those strapless dresses and skinny jeans, this is what you have to do."
"Everyone thinks Bob is nice. He's meaner than me!"
"I cannot believe it! I can't believe it! What the hell is wrong with you three? And what was wrong with you 5?!? What is it?"
"Feel that knot in your stomach? That's fear leaving the body."
"This (finger gesturing) is not working. I don't want to hear excuses!"
Contestant: "I'm doing my best" Jillian: "NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!"
Contestant: *crying* "But it hurts!" Jillian: *in a loving compassionate tone* "I know it hurts, but you know what else is going to hurt?" *tearful contestant: "whaatt?" Jillian: *yelling* "EVERYTHING!"
Rambling about stuff that may or may not interest you... Fangirling about musicians that may or may not interest you... There's a Sci-Fi story buried in here somewhere... Look for it if you want...